->''"I'm the bald white guy who, even in broad daylight, looks like he's about to step out of a dark alley and shank you. I promise, I'm really friendly, my face just does that."''
-->-- '''{{Tailsteak}}'''

->''"Everybody was scared of Luther. They called him a monster. He was too big, too mean lookin', just too different. Didn't matter if he was the kindest man I ever knew. Didn't matter he'd never hurt no one."''
-->-- '''John Garland''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' s04e06 "Yellow Fever"

->''"...Lotta tattoos...lotta teeth broken off at the gumline...the true face of America..."''
-->-- '''GeorgeCarlin''', "State Prison Farms"

->''"Maybe then you could buy yourself a face that ''doesn't'' scare small children."''
--> --'''Yami''' to '''Kaiba''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->''"StevenSeagal has made three movies a month for 30 years, and during that time, he's torn off more arms than a [=McDonald's=] packing plant. So I can't really take him seriously when he's singing about my beautiful smile and how I smell when we dance close. It feels like a karate trap... like under this phony romantic surface there's a bomb waiting to go off on my groin and joints. At the risk of giving Nazi scientists any ideas, Steven Seagal is a calm human face glued to a gorilla that's swallowed a condom full of bees."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-are-your-top-5-crime-scene-albums/#ixzz33SFZ7hSE on]] ''Songs From the Crystal Cave''

-->"''Oh, dark grin / he can't help when he's happy, looks insane''"
-->--Music/PearlJam, "Even Flow"

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