->''It's all fun and games till somebody loses an eye.''
-->-- '''Old American proverb'''

-> ''"Take my eyes, I'd rather be blind."''
-->-- '''Blind Mag''', ''Film/RepoTheGeneticOpera''

->''"Fortunately for you, nothing you did is worth dying for. You have only...''seen''...too much. We are going to make sure this does not happen again."''
-->-- '''Barillo''', ''Film/OnceUponATimeInMexico'', to Agent Sands, right before having [[TortureTechnician Dr. Guevara]] [[EyeScream drill his eyes out]].

->''"[[MemeticMutation How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.]]" ''(Wham.)'' "'''TA-DAAAA!''' It's--It's...gone!"''
-->-- '''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

->'''Darla:''' All that power wasted on a mopey, whiny do-gooder. ''(frustrated sigh)'' God, I could eat his eyeballs.\\
'''Lindsay:''' Our plans for Angel are a little more long-term than that... But if you can't help yourself, be my guest.\\
'''Darla:''' You're fun for a human.
-->-- '''{{Series/Angel}}''' , "Dear Boy"

->''"[[StrangeSyntaxSpeaker My frustrate]]! Gosh, such wish to know sensation of plait [[BizarreAlienBiology all five eyes]] into single superocular followed by pluck like obscene daisy!"''
-->-- '''Slox Captain''', trading threats with the Groaci in ''[[Literature/{{Retief}} The Piecemakers]]''

->'''Ross''': Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.)\\
'''Rachel''': (flinches) Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine--Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?\\
'''All''': All right, fine.\\
'''Monica''': Hey Rach, remember that great song, Me, Myself, and ''I''? (And on the "I" part she mimics poking her eye.)\\
'''Rachel''': (flinches again) Monica! Come on!\\
'''Ross''': Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say ''I''? (Pokes his eye)\\
'''Rachel''': (freaks) Ross! Stop it! Come on!\\
'''Chandler''': How much did I love The King and ''I''? (guess it)
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}'', "The One With Joey's Big Break"

->''"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"''
-->-- '''[[RunningGag Friggin' everybody]]''', ''Film/AChristmasStory''.

->''"No! Its not okay! You can't just dig into me, shove pointy needles in my eyes and ask me what I see!"''
-->-- '''[[TheWoobie River Tam]]''', ''Series/{{Firefly}}''

->''"Out! Out, vile jelly!"''
-->-- '''Cornwall''', ''Theatre/KingLear''

->'''Natira:''' Animal... you have lovely eyes. I ''love'' red eyes: very sensual; very unusual. Animal, what are you doing here?\\
'''Rorf:''' I told you--\\
'''Natira:''' Do not lie again! Who were you communicating to? And what is the plan to free the human?\\
'''Rorf:''' [[BadLiar What plan? I don't know of any plan!]]\\
'''Natira:''' Animal, I love your eyes. Your ''lying eyes...''\\
([[ScreamDiscretionShot Cut to Crichton's expression as Rorf's screams echo across the room.]])
-->-- ''Series/{{Farscape}},'' "Liars, Guns and Money- Part 3"

->''"You know, you have your mother's eyes. [[HavingAHeart And so will I]]... On a necklace, I think."''
-->-- '''Doviculus,''' ''VideoGame/BrutalLegend''

->''And with flaming swords, the Aromites did pierce the eyes of their fellow men and did feast on what flowed forth.''
-->-- '''Reverend Lovejoy''', "Bart's Girlfriend" ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''"One more word, Oracle, and I'll rip your eye from its socket!"''
-->-- '''Brute Alpha-Chieftain Tartarus''', ''VideoGame/{{Halo 2}}'', trying to get 343 Guilty Spark to shut up

->''"My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"''
-->-- '''Lenford "Lenny" Leonard''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my-- ARGH!''
-->-- '''Twilight Sparkle''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', learning the hard way that you're supposed to ''close'' your eye before poking it when reciting the Pinkie Pie Swear

->''Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in your eye.''
-->-- '''Nicole''', ''VideoGame/DeadSpace2''

->''WHY?! WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GODDAMMED EYE!?''
-->-- '''Vegeta''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged'', lamenting the fact that he's ''always'' getting zapped in the eye.

->''"It's dark! Somebody turn on the lights! I can't see shit!"''
-->-- '''Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii''', ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes'', after getting his eyes slit by a beam katana.

->''"My eyes, my eyes! Now what am I gonna do for eyes?"''
-->-- '''Oedipus''', ''Oedipus Tex'' by Music/PDQBach

->''"In this world there are two kinds of people. People like me, with knives; and people like you, with eyeballs."''
-->-- ''Webcomic/ASofterWorld'' [[http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=648 #648]]

->'''Strangler:''' Get your feet out of my eye sockets!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I'm trying, ''but my cleats are stuck in your corneas!''
-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants]]'', "[=SpongeBob=] Meets the Strangler"

->''When [[Theatre/OedipusTheKing he]] found what [[ParentalIncest he had done]]''\\
''He plucked his eyes out one-by-one''\\
''A tragic end to a loyal son who... [[OedipusComplex loved his mother]].''
-->-- "Oedipus Rex", by '''Music/TomLehrer'''

->''"What's it like having the fluids inside of your eyes boil? I'd imagine it might sting a little."''
-->-- '''Roy Mustang''', ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

->''All we wanna do is [[BrainFood eat your brains]].''\\
''We're not unreasonable, I mean,''\\
''[[EvenEvilHasStandards No one's gonna eat your eyes]].''
-->-- ''Re: Your Brains'', '''Music/JonathanCoulton'''

->''Step 4: Shower, and always be sure to keep the soap out of your AAAAAAAA--''
-->-- '''Emmet''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie''

->''He couldn't help screaming, especially when he smelled his own eye burning.''
-->-- ''Literature/NeverDreamOfDying''

->''"I'll tear your eyes out, 'cause I can't stand the tears you shed."''
-->-- '''Terrorwheel''', "Under Your Skin"

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