->'''Doyle:''' ''(searching Mask)'' Really big sunglasses...\\
'''Cop:''' Bike horn...\\
'''Doyle:''' Small-mouthed bass...\\
'''Cop:''' Bowling pin...\\
''(something goes snap)''\\
'''Doyle:''' ''Aah!''... Mousetrap...\\
'''Cop:''' Rubber chicken...\\
'''The Mask:''' Little to the left. That's it.\\
'''Doyle:''' ''(inspecting an odd-looking squeaky toy)'' ...I don't know.\\
'''Cop:''' Funny eyeball glasses...\\
'''The Mask:''' [[HowDidThatGetInThere I've never seen those before in my life.]]\\
'''Cop:''' Bazooka...\\
'''The Mask:''' I have a permit for that.\\
'''Doyle:''' Picture of Kellaway's wife.\\
'''Lieutenant Kellaway:''' What? ''(close-up of framed photo -- woman in lingerie, complete with her phone number and "Call me, Lover!")''\\
'''The Mask:''' Uh-oh.\\
'''Lieutenant Kellaway:''' Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch!\\
'''The Mask:''' Geez, I figured you had a sense of humor. After all -- ''you married her!''
-->-- ''Film/TheMask''

->'''Gibbs:''' You're coming along, strictly as an observer. Hand over all you weapons.
->'''Ziva:''' Is that really necessay? ''(Gibb holds out his hand)'' Right. ''(gives him a gun)''
->'''Gibbs:''' And your backup.
->'''Ziva:''' What backup?
->'''Gibbs:''' Left leg.
->'''Ziva:''' Oh. That one. ''(gives it to him)''
->'''Gibbs:''' And the knife concealed at your waist. ''(Ziva hands knife to Gibbs, who hands it back)'' You can keep this. [[IKnowYouKnowIKnow I just wanted you to know that I know]]. [[note]]This is a good thing, because she uses this knife to save their lives a while later. [[FridgeBrilliance Gibbs Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife]].[[/note]]
-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "Silver War"

->''[Outside the Gates of Nargothrond. Enter Beren, escorted by the Rangers, but unbound.]''\\
'''Captain:''' Forgive me, sir, but you must leave your weapons with us. It isn't permitted to go armed into the presence of the King.\\
'''Beren:''' Of course. Hold on a minute--\\
''[He hands over his bow, quiver, longsword, shortsword and dagger]''\\
'''Captain:''' [relieved] Thank you for being so understanding about this. Now if you'll just come this way--\\
'''Beren:''' Not done yet.\\
''[taking assorted dirks from vambraces, leggings, belts and backpack.]''\\
'''Captain:''' [staring at the mounting pile] Oh...Is there more?\\
'''Beren:''' [working poniards out of cloak hem and hand-guards] Yup.\\
'''Captain:''' Is -- is that everything?\\
'''Beren:''' [muffled, struggling out of his armor] No, there are still the backups, but you'll have to wait a bit.\\
''[takes another several pounds of metal from undertunic, sleeves, waistband]''\\
'''Beren:''' That should do it.
-->-- ''Fanfic/ABoyAGirlAndADogTheLeithianScript'', ''chapter 2''

->''[Captain John Hart hands over two guns and a [[KatanasAreJustBetter katana]]]''\\
'''Captain Jack Harkness:''' ''[holds a hand out, makes "gimme" motion]'' The rest.\\
'''Captain John Hart:''' Oh, you know me. I'm a two-weapon man.\\
'''Gwen Cooper:''' ''[scanning]'' One pistol strapped to each leg, laser knife beneath the left elbow, 17 explosive charges in the lining of his coat.\\
'''Captain John Hart:''' Slipped my mind.
-->-- ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'', "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"

->Proton began running his hands over his clothing. "They confiscated my wristio, [[TheRadioDiesFirst so we can't call out]]…[[OhMyGods Great Calculator]], they've taken everything! Knife-rings, detonator buttons, belt-sword, trouser-fly transmitter, diamond-saw bootlaces, thermite lint, G-string abseil harness, infra-red contact lenses, my tiny glass balls filled with anesthesia gas, the synthetic strands of hair that can be joined into a 300-pound monofilament test line..." Proton lifted his shirt and stared in horror at the neat laser-scar across his stomach. "The bastards — they even removed my fake explosive appendix!"
-->-- ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''

->'''Jonah:''' You still got that derringer in your bustle?
->'''Lilah:''' No, he took it.
->'''Jonah:''' What about that knife in your garter?
->'''Lilah:''' Took it.
->'''Jonah:''' What about that--
->'''Lilah:''' Took it all, Jonah.
->'''Jonah:''' Well, searched you pretty darn good, didn't they?
->'''Lilah:''' [[AllMenArePerverts Wouldn't you?]]
-->-- ''Film/JonahHex2010''

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