->HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HELLO! HEY! WATCH OUT! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! WATCH OUT!
-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmjppNkqszk&feature=related Navi]]''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime''

->SHUT THE FUCK UP, NAVI!
-->-- '''Link''', [[ThereWillBeBrawl "There Will Be Brawl."]]

->Now listen to me, if everyone was critical about everything all the time, the world would be a dull place. So let's start with the positives: At least it gave me a millisecond's preview of the game before [[SuddenlyShouting SHOVING A HINT IN MY FUCKIN' FACE]]
-->-- '''{{JonTron}}''' plays ''{{Disney/Hercules}}''

->It could be that the average Joe Scumfuck is now tech-literate enough that we no longer need a Baby's First Console to slowly and patiently introduce to the dumb-dumbs all the wonders of the magic glowing box.
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on the WiiU

->''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty Metal Gear Solid 2]]'' was the world's first tactical nagging simulator.
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-video-games-that-just-didnt-get-it-and-6-that-did/ "5 Video Games That Just Didn't Get (And 6 That Did)"]]

->This game could've been good, almost awesome, but half the time you're not even playing the game; you're just wading through text boxes.\\\
"[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: use the jump button to get over the rock ]]
"? This game treats you like an '''idiot!''' You can't do ''anything!'' Every step you take, the game pauses and another text block comes up! It's like ''CastlevaniaIISimonsQuest'' [=x1000.=] It's like they took '''[[ScrappyMechanic the most annoying part]]''' of one game and it made it a '''whole''' game twenty years later. This game is so recent, it came out after I already critiqued ''Simon's Quest''.\\\
Couldn't anybody learn? I was already 11 episodes in by the time this shit hit the market, in October 2006!
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''WesternAnimation/Ben10'' for [=HyperScan=]

->'''Roll:''' Mega Man! Mega Man! There's a hole in the zipline that you--\\
''(Egoraptor [[TalkToTheFist punches Roll in the jaw]])''\\
'''{{Egoraptor}}:''' '''''No, SHADDAP!!''''' I don't '''''NEED''''' you! Because look: the game shows me what it is! Before I even feel confident enough to jump down, another platform moves over, and '''''WHOOSH! OKAY!''''' So, there you go! I fall to my death. I'm glad I knew that, so it wasn't fuckin'...shoved down my throat by a... robot or whatever!!
-->-- ''Sequelitis'', ''VideoGame/MegaManX''
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