->'''Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?'''
->''First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.''
->''Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:''
-->''1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.''
-->''2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.''
->''So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you." and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.''
-->-- [[http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/exoendo.htm Reputed answer to a bonus question]] on an engineering midterm exam. [[http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/hell.asp Not a true story]], mind you, but funny nonetheless.

->''Date: ██-██-████\\
Man walks into the bar.\\
Notes: Medic team arrives approximately ██ after incident. Male treated for concussion.''
-->-- '''Wiki/SCPFoundation''', [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-333-j SCP-333-j]]

->'''''“Wow this question is silly, BUT DO ADULT FEMALE [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} TROLLS]] [[NonMammalMammaries WEAR BRAS]]? Or do they not have meat sacs on their chests?”'''''
->''Whatever it is they wear, they probably don’t call them bras. They probably call them something ridiculous like heft satchels or protrusion hammocks. Bulbhuggers?\\
Jut duffels.\\
Gland hoisters?\\
Ok one more…\\
Actually no that’s all I got.\\
(Wobble rucksack.)''
-->--'''AndrewHussie''' responding to a question, via Tumblr

->"It's funny, it looks great, and it makes us want to kick a Demoman in an extremely precise area (that the bean counters won't let us mention because they're all such huge extremely precise areas)."
-->--The ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' developers regarding a contest-winning poster.

-> ''"This is going to sound like a corny line, but did anyone ever tell you that configuration and juxtaposition of your features is extraordinarily apposite?"''
-->-- '''Kryten''', ''Series/RedDwarf'', "Camille"

->"Bolt Guard statistical assessment: Powerful. Smart. Handsome. Bolt Guard intent: Smack-laying in a downward direction."
-->-- '''Jugger''', ''[[NintendoWars Advance Wars: Dual Strike]]''

->By Authority of the Super Extra Very Sovereign Council of Mages Without Digits Within Bowels
->Hereas the Gateway Inn and all its dark and secret places have been found to be completely free of spooks, boojums, snarks, spectral goats, revenant toiletries, or cannibal vampire anchovies,
->Muthsera Mistress Dunmer-from-Far-Away Mage-Lady, Lord High Inspector of Hostelry for the Town of Sadrith Mora aforesaid, does pronounce the Gateway Inn free and clean of all otherworldly, hostile, and malign entities, with the exception of the profound and displeasing odor that arises from the Prefect of Hospitality, which, despite the preternatural magnitude of its offensiveness, may well derive from altogether more mundane sources.
->Signed,
->Muthsera Mistress Dunmer-from-Far-Away Mage-Lady
->Representing the Super Extra Very Sovereign Council of Mages Without Digits Within Bowels
-->-- '''"Ghost-Free Papers" written by Uleni Heleran''', ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIIIMorrowind''

->'''Riker:''' Our mental pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input pattern.
->'''Data:''' Thank you, sir.
-->-- Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration, Riker echoes Data's interpretation of friendship.

->"This platform came to [[Film/TheyLive engage in foot-based kinetic impact with posteriors and simulate]] [[ChewBubblegum the mastication of bubblegum. And this platform is presently devoid of bubblegum.]]"
-->-- '''Geth Juggernaut Cain 1-1''', ''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/we-are-in-familiar-times-znt-40.247089/page-121#post-10292792 Reinforcements]]''
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