->"Those who dare to play God must pay a steep price for their arrogance."
-->-- '''[[BigBad Father]]''', ''Manga/FullMetalAlchemist''

->''"Don't worry. [[FalseReassurance A violent death is the last thing that'll happen to you]]."''
-->-- '''[[PsychopathicManchild Teatime]]''', ''Discworld/{{Hogfather}}''

->'''Lawyer''': Can you describe [[MegaCorp your job?]]\\
'''Veronica''': Yes.\\
'''Lawyer''': How would you describe your job?\\
'''Veronica''': ''Cleverly''.
-->-- ''Series/BetterOffTed''

->'''Jacob''': Hey, Elspeth. Does that look like lunch to you? ''[points at a restaurant]''\\
'''Elspeth''': That looks like a building to me, but it probably contains something that looks like lunch.
-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Luminosity}}''

->''"Titania has already laid down the law. We've obeyed it. Not our fault if what she decreed was not what she wanted."''
-->-- '''Lily''', ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles: Literature/ProvenGuilty''

->'''Voice of the Bug''': Place... projectile weapon... on the ground.\\
'''Edgar''': You can have my gun ''([[DramaticGunCock cocks it]])'' when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.\\
'''Bug''': Your proposal is acceptable.
-->-- ''Film/MenInBlack''

->'''Batman''': [[UnhandThemVillain Let her go.]]\\
'''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''': ''Very'' poor choice of words. *drops Rachel Dawes out of a window*
-->-- ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

->'''Mapleshade''': Remember your promise? Remember the ''exact words''? You vow to put your clan above everything else you want? Your mother, father, mate, kits, and leader! From that one promise, I could take everything precious to you!
-->-- ''Literature/WarriorCats''

->"The Emperor wants the thaumaturge alive; everyone else can die," Berne said simply.\\
This particular instruction had been carefully planned; he had to be able to say truthfully to Ma'elKoth that he didn't ''order'' a massacre.
-->-- ''[[Literature/TheActsOfCaine Heroes Die]]''

->"People should really avoid relying on semantics in [[Series/{{Survivor}} this game.]] If I say, 'I thought you said we were good to the end.' And you justify it by saying, 'I said final four, not the end.' That’s as damaging as lying. Actually, it might be better just to say, 'ILied.'"
-->-- ''Series/{{Survivor}}'' columnist '''Gordon Holmes'''

->'''Rex''': But, how are going to get inside?\\
'''Buzz #2''': UseYourHead.\\
''[Cut to everyone using Rex as a battering ram, charging at the grate]''\\

->And be these juggling fiends no more believed,\\
That palter with us in a double sense,\\
That keep the word of promise to our ear,\\
And break it to our hope.
-->--'''Macbeth''', ''Theatre/{{Macbeth}}''

->'''Dave Lang:''' Listen, [[ConspicuousConsumption you paid us $25,000 to put you in the game.]] We put you in the game. You never specified anything else...\\
'''Alex Jebailey:''' Well, I did say "Keits, I need to be able to win my own tournaments," and I don't know if that's going to happen or not.\\
'''Adam "Keits" Heart:''' You specifically said, "Make me a badass." [[JokeCharacter So I made you bad]] [[LiteralGenie and I made you ass.]]
-->--''The VideoGame/{{Divekick}} eSports Hour'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNRa9VdA9sI&feature=youtu.be&t=2m59s episode 2]]

-> ''12.'' Self-appointed prophets who deliver elliptically-worded warnings will be politely asked to phrase their utterances in plainer terms. If said prophet refuses the request, a five-year-old child will be asked to explain the meaning of the prophecy.
-->-- [[http://www.comicvine.com/forums/off-topic-5/things-i-will-do-if-i-ever-become-a-hero-1456162/ The]] list ''Things I Will Do If I Ever Become A Hero''

->'''Manuel Noriega''': The slums are a warzone. I must be allowed to protect myself. Give me a weapon.\\
'''Hudson''': Give him what he wants, Mason. That's an order. Hudson out.\\
'''Mason''': Dammit. *''takes out his sidearm, removes the magazine and chambered round, and offers it to Noriega''*\\
'''Noriega''': What are you doing?\\
'''Mason''': You asked for a weapon. You didn't say anything about ammo.
-->-- ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyBlackOps2''

->'''Asuka''':''“She promised I would feel that way again soon.”''\\
'''Daniel''':''“And have we kept our promises so far?”''\\
'''Asuka''':''“…yes. So what are you going to do, hit me with that ‘echo’ again? That would satisfy the letter of your promise.”''
-->--''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', ''[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/a-crown-of-stars-nge-ou.11766/page-4#post-2353727 chapter 13]]''

->'''[[LetsPlay/HatFilms Smith]]:''' Simon, Simon, spell... spell "innocent" backwards, Simon.\\
'''LetsPlay/SimonLane:''' Erm, I-N-N-O-C-E-N-T B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S.\\
'''Smith:''' He's not taking it seriously, he's not taking it seriously!\\
'''Ross:''' Murder him!
-->--The LetsPlay/{{Yogscast}}, playing ''VideoGame/GarrysMod VideoGame/TroubleInTerroristTown''

->''"I think we take for granted the fact that we have to wear clothes. You see signs on restaurants that say 'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service'. They don't even '''mention''' pants. A guy could walk in there just wearing a shirt and shoes! 'Whew, warm out today. Oh well, gotta play by the rules. Table for one by the window, please. Non-smoking. [[RefugeInAudacity Smoking disgusts me]].'"''
-->-- Comedian '''Roman Danylo'''

->'''Nick:''' I didn't falsely advertise anything. Take care.\\
'''Judy:''' You told that mouse the pawpsicle sticks were redwood!\\
'''Nick:''' That's right (Takes the pawpsicle stick out of his mouth and shows her). Red. Wood. With a space in the middle. Wood that is red.
-->-- ''{{Disney/Zootopia}}''

-> ''"It's time for my special attack. Are you ready? Here goes nothing."'' (beat) ''"Yep. That's right. It's literally nothing."''

[[DamageOverTime 1 ATK]] [[NonChalantDodge 1 DEF]]\\
[[ThatOneBoss The easiest enemy.]]\\
[[DeathOfAThousandCuts Can only deal 1 damage.]]
-->--[[spoiler:'''Sans the Skeleton''']], ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''

->'''Papyrus:''' SANS! PLEASE PICK UP YOUR SOCK!\\
'''Sans:''' ok.\\
'''Papyrus:''' DON'T PUT IT BACK DOWN! MOVE IT!\\
'''Sans:''' ok.\\
'''Sans:''' ok.\\
'''Papyrus:''' AND DON'T BRING IT BACK!\\
'''Sans:''' ok.\\
'''Papyrus:''' IT'S STILL HERE!\\
'''Sans:''' didn't you just say not to bring it back to my room?\\
'''Papyrus:''' FORGET IT!
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''

->"I gave a reply that [[LampshadeHanging wasn't untrue but was clearly misleading]]. I apologise."
-->--British politician '''Simon Hughes''' [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Hughes#Personal_life]]

->"It depends on what the meaning of the word ''is'' is."

->I gave my word I would not come for the [[Comicbook/{{Supergirl}} girl]] — Your death, however, is something that is long overdue, Franchise/{{Superman}}.
-->-- ''Comicbook/TheSupergirlFromKrypton''

->There exists an algorithm which transforms names and can be reversed losslessly. (Yes, yes, you can do it if your algorithm [[ShapedLikeItself returns the input]]. You get a gold star.)
-->--'''[[http://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names/ Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Names]]'''

->With a cheeky grin, Ghost Junko explained, “You said, and I quote ‘get Kyosuke to call you Juzo...kun!’ I didn’t hear no honorific at the end of your name zombie boy! So...you both lose and I win the bet!”
-->-- ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/8799202 The Adventure of Kyosuke Munakata and Zombie Juzo]]''