->'''Mayor:''' Er, Master Betty, what is the Evil Council's plan?
->'''Master Betty:''' Nyah. Haha. It is EVIL, it is so EVIL. It is a bad, bad plan, which will hurt many... people... who are good. I think it's great that it's so bad.
-->-- ''Film/KungPowEnterTheFist''

->''"My evil plan to save the world,\\
just you wait till it's unfurled!\\
It'll go down in History!\\
It's prophetic! No it's not pathetic. \\
I can't believe I made it up myself!''"
-->-- '''FiveIronFrenzy''', "My Evil Plan to Save the World"

->''"My fellow bad guys, I, Lex Luthor, your leader, will speak now about my, Lex Luthor's, plan. My villainous, villainous plan. Question ThePlan at your peril. Uh... any questions?"''
-->-- '''The Flash''' [[FreakyFridayFlip in Lex Luthor's body]], ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'', "The Great Brain Robbery"

->'''TheTick:''' All right Idea Man, what's the big idea?!\\
'''Idea Man:''' [[CaptainObvious ...Well, we thought we'd steal a lot of money, and then we'd be rich. Then, we wouldn't have to work no more.]]\\
'''TheTick:''' *Gasp* You ''cads''!

->''No, mom, he's evil. You don't know this about him? He has evil schemes. Normal people don't have schemes of '''any''' kind!''
-->--'''Vanessa Doofenshmirtz''' (on the subject of her father), ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''

->''Eeeeeeevil plans!''\\
''We are making eeeeeeevil plans!''\\
''Evil deeds with eeeeeeevil hands!''\\
''We are making eeeeeeviiiiiiil plaaaaaaans!''''
-->--'''The Death Eaters''', "It's Not Over Yet", ''AVeryPotterSequel''

->''From the brain that brought you the Big Ben caper,''\\
''The head that made headlines in every newspaper,''\\
''And wondrous things like the Tower Bridge job,''\\
''That cunning display that made Londoners sob,''\\
''Now comes the REAL tour de force! Tricky and wicked, of course!''\\
''My earlier crimes were fine for their times, but now that I'm at it again...''\\
''An even grimmer plot has been simmering in my great criminal brain!''
-->-- '''Ratigan''', ''Disney/TheGreatMouseDetective''

->''"Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design."''
->-- '''Emperor Palpatine''', ''StarWars Episode VI: [[ReturnOfTheJedi Return of the Jedi]]''

->''"Well, if you will excuse me, I have work to do. Evil plots don't just make themselves, you know."''
->-- '''Ludwig the Indestructible''', ''Series/{{Blackadder}} II''

->''"Evil things have plans. They have things to do."''
-->-- '''Anya''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->'''Wesley:''' I don't need to hear your evil plans.
->'''Lilah:''' No, [[FoeYay it just turns you on]], knowing I have 'em.
-->-- ''Series/{{Angel}}'', "Ground State"

->''"And now for the proceeding with ThePlan I have planned!"''
-->--'''Fawful''', ''Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story''

->'''Helen''': Daria, the easiest thing in the world for you is being honest about what you observe.
->'''Daria''': And...
->'''Helen''': What's hard for you is being honest about your wishes. About the way you think things should be, not the way they are. You gloss over it with a cynical joke and nobody finds out what you really believe in.
->'''Daria''': Aha! So my EvilPlan is working.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'', "Write Where It Hurts"

->"As soon as I finish these [[LargeHam WAFFLES]] I will get started on my next EEEEEEVIL PLAN!
-->--'''InvaderZim''', ''Zim Eats Waffles''

->''"Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch got a wonderful, '''awful''' idea!"''
-->-- HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas

->'''Dancer Man:''' Thereís only one thing left before I unleash all these clones in my hideous master plan!
->'''Agent Smoulder:''' Whatís that?
->'''Dancer Man:''' A hideous master plan. I havenít thought of one yet.
-->-- '''The X Fools'''