->'''Mayor:''' Master Betty, might I inquire: What ''is'' the Evil Council's plan?\\
'''Master Betty:''' [[VerbalTic Nnnng]]. It is ''EVIL''! [[VerbalTic Mnyah]]! It is '''so EVIL'''! It is a bad, bad plan... that will hurt many... people... that are good. I think it's great 'cause it's ''so bad''!\\
'''Mayor:''' I see... I think.
-->-- ''Film/KungPowEnterTheFist''

->''"My evil plan to save the world,\\
just you wait till it's unfurled!\\
It'll go down in History!\\
It's prophetic! No it's not pathetic. \\
I can't believe I made it up myself!''"
-->-- '''Music/FiveIronFrenzy''', "My Evil Plan to Save the World"

->''"My fellow bad guys, I, ComicBook/LexLuthor, your leader, will speak now about my, Lex Luthor's, plan. My villainous, villainous plan. Question {{the plan}} at your peril. Uh... any questions?"''
-->-- '''The Flash''' [[FreakyFridayFlip in Lex Luthor's body]], ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'', "The Great Brain Robbery"

->'''Franchise/TheTick:''' All right Idea Man, what's the big idea?!\\
'''Idea Man:''' [[CaptainObvious ...Well, we thought we'd steal a lot of money, and then we'd be rich. Then, we wouldn't have to work no more.]]\\
'''WesternAnimation/TheTick:''' *Gasp* You ''cads''!

->''"No, mom, he's evil. You don't know this about him? He has evil schemes. Normal people don't have schemes of '''any''' kind!"''
-->--'''Vanessa Doofenshmirtz''' (on the subject of her father), ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''

->''Eeeeeeevil plans!''\\
''We are making eeeeeeevil plans!''\\
''Evil deeds with eeeeeeevil hands!''\\
''We are making eeeeeeviiiiiiil plaaaaaaans!''''
-->--'''The Death Eaters''', "It's Not Over Yet", ''Theatre/AVeryPotterSequel''

->''From the brain that brought you the Big Ben caper,''\\
''The head that made headlines in every newspaper,''\\
''And wondrous things like the Tower Bridge job,''\\
''That cunning display that made Londoners sob,''\\
''Now comes the REAL tour de force! Tricky and wicked, of course!''\\
''My earlier crimes were fine for their times, but now that I'm at it again...''\\
''An even grimmer plot has been simmering in my great criminal brain!''
-->-- '''Ratigan''', ''Disney/TheGreatMouseDetective''

->''"Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design."''
->-- '''Emperor Palpatine''', ''Franchise/StarWars Episode VI: [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi Return of the Jedi]]''

->''"Well, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do. Evil plots don't just make themselves, you know."''
->-- '''Prince Ludwig the Indestructible''', ''Series/{{Blackadder}} II''

->''"Evil things have plans. They have things to do."''
-->-- '''Anya''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->'''Wesley:''' I don't need to hear your evil plans.\\
'''Lilah:''' No, [[FoeYay it just turns you on]], knowing I have 'em.
-->-- ''Series/{{Angel}}'', "Ground State"

->''"And now for the proceeding with {{the plan}} [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I have planned]]!"''
-->--'''Fawful''', ''Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story''

->'''Helen''': Daria, the easiest thing in the world for you is being honest about what you observe.\\
'''Daria''': And...\\
'''Helen''': What's hard for you is being honest about your wishes. About the way you think things should be, not the way they are. You gloss over it with a cynical joke and nobody finds out what you really believe in.\\
'''Daria''': Aha! So my EvilPlan is working.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'', "Write Where It Hurts"

->"As soon as I finish these [[LargeHam WAFFLES]] I will get started on my next EEEEEEVIL PLAN!
-->--'''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim''', ''Zim Eats Waffles''

->''"Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch got a wonderful, '''awful''' idea!"''
-->-- ''Literature/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas''

->'''Dancer Man:''' Thereís only one thing left before I unleash all these clones in my hideous master plan!\\
'''Agent Smoulder:''' Whatís that?\\
'''Dancer Man:''' A hideous master plan. I havenít thought of one yet.
-->-- '''The X Fools'''

->'''Regent Cid''': Kuja didn't touch you, did he?
->'''Hilda''': His soul was filled with hate, but he was polite to me. He just talked an awful lot.
->'''Regent Cid''': What about?
->'''Hilda''': Well, he divulged his master plan to me. I didn't even have to ask. It was tiresome. But what he spoke of... it was truly a scene from a nightmare.
->'''Regent Cid''': What did he say?
->'''Hilda''': That he was not of this world. He said his aim was to use this world to acquire an even more destructive power...
-->-- ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX''

->''Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking.\\
A dangerous pastime, I know.\\
But that whacky old coot is Belle's father,\\
And his sanity's only "so-so".\\
Now, the wheels in my head have been turning,\\
Since I looked at that loony, old man.\\
See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle,\\
And right now I'm evolving a plan!\\
No one plots like Gaston,\\
Takes cheap shots like Gaston,\\
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston!\\
Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful,\\
As down to the depths you descend.\\
I won't even be mildly remorseful,\\
Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end.\\
Who has brains like Gaston?\\
Entertains like Gaston?\\
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?\\
And his marriage we soon will be celebrating,\\
My, what a guy!\\
-->-- '''Gaston''', ''Gaston (Reprise)'', ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast''

->''"Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of'' another ''box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...'' [Laughs] ...I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! ''It's brilliant, brilliant,'' brilliant,'' I tell you! Genius, I say!'' [knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which instantly [[ThatPoorPlant shrivels up and dies]]] ''...Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with'' this!"
-->-- '''Yzma''', ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove''

->''"[[AvertedTrope Oh, it's not an evil plan.]] I don't really know what to do when it isn't an evil plan."''
-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWho2017CSTwiceUponATime Twice Upon A Time]]"