->''"What, you think 'Gorilla Grodd' came out of nowhere? You think Superman fought a giant ape or Jimmy Olsen became hirsute out of random chance? Hell no, boys and girls: It was canny marketing. Big monkeys get kids picking up funnybooks. Simple as that."''
-->--'''Creator/PeterDavid''', in the forward to ''ComicBook/TheAdventuresOfBarryWeenBoyGenius'', Volume 3: "Monkey Tales"

->''"Maybe it's just me, but I'm not crazy about super hero stories [[UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks where everything's all dark and moody.]] Personally, I like [[UsefulNotes/TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks the ones where good guys fight giant apes on the moon and stuff.]] Remember those?"''
-->--'''Doreen Green'', a.k.a. ComicBook/SquirrelGirl

->''"When in doubt, add monkeys!"''
-->--The First Rule of Drama, attributed to [[Creator/PixarRegulars Lee Unkrich]]

->''"[[CatchPhrase All great movies have monkeys!]]'' Chairman of the Board ''had a monkey! No wait, that was Carrot Top, who I think is a monkey."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/BumReviews Chester A. Bum]]''' on ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda''

->''"We have to see the chimp playing hockey. That's hilarious. The ice is so slippery, and-and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this."''
-->--'''Anya''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->'''[[FishPerson Abe Sapien]]''': Is that a monkey?"''\\
'''ComicBook/{{Hellboy}}''': He's got a gun!
-->-- ''Box Full Of Evil''

-->--'''Koopa''', ''Film/SuperMarioBros''

->''"The funny thing is, Gorilla-Man appears on covers no matter how much he's involved in a story. We can tell cover artists "this focuses mainly on Namora," and there will still be a gorilla on that cover. Artists like drawing apes, and who am I to stop them?"''
-->--'''Jeff Parker''', comic book writer

->''If I had a million dollars,''\\
''I'd buy you a monkey,''\\
''Haven't you always wanted a monkey?''
-->--'''Music/BarenakedLadies''', "If I Had a Million Dollars"

->''"Monkeys make everything better!"''
-->-'''Ned Bigby''', ''Series/NedsDeclassifiedSchoolSurvivalGuide''

->(Jeff is interviewing a monkey during a TerribleIntervieweesMontage)\\
'''Jeff''': I have always wanted a monkey!\\
(Donkey Kong falls onto the monkey.)\\
'''Jeff''': I have always wanted a monkey wearing a tie!
-->-''WebAnimation/BowsersKingdom episode 6''

->''"Anything with monkeys in it? At least 12% better than anything without monkeys in it."''
-->--[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pt3cHvYQrM The Fold]]

->''"I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Mr. Gibbs -- now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!"''
-->-- '''Jack Sparrow''' to Joshamee Gibbs, ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMansChest''

->''"[[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-10-31 One of the best uses for a monkey, is to make everybody pay attention to the monkey]]."''
-->-- '''[[Webcomic/SchlockMercenary Karl Tagon]]'''

->''"He's got the monkeys! We love the monkeys!"''
-->-- '''[[CrowdSong "Prince Ali"]]''', ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}''

->'''Matt Ryan''': MAN, does it feel good to get that monkey off my back.\\
'''The Monkey that was on Matt Ryan's Back''': Can anyone give me directions to Andy Dalton's house?\\
''(The following season, after the Bengals lost to the Chargers in the 2013 Wild Card)''\\
'''Matt Ryan''': Well Iím just glad I got the "no-playoff-win" monkey off MY back last season and onto yours, Dalton.\\
'''The Monkey on Andy Dalton's Back''': Itís pretty comfortable up here, Ginger Nuts. Think Iíll stay a while.

->'''Jeff:''' Why do you have a monkey?\\
'''Troy:''' It's an animal that looks like a dude, why don't I have ten of them?
-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', "Contemporary American Poultry"