->'''Zeus Carver:''' Watch it! Watchitwatchitwatchitwatchit! Oh my god-are you aiming for these people?!
->'''John [=McClane=]:''' No! (Someone screams in pain) Well, maybe that mime...
-->--This conversation takes place as John [=McClane=] drives through the middle of Central Park in ''[[Film/DieHard Die Hard With A Vengeance]]''.

->[[NoodleIncident ...and while the mime]] ''[[NoodleIncident did]]'' [[NoodleIncident survive, he'll never walk again]].
-->--''WebVideo/HellsingAbridged''

->'''Clay:''' I think we all learned a little something today.
->'''Kimiko:''' [[ThePowerOfFriendship Never lose faith in a friend?]]
->'''Omi:''' The value of [[MundaneSolution simple solutions]] [[CuttingTheKnot to complicated problems?]]
->'''Raimundo:''' [[BluntMetaphorsTrauma Omi can't use slang?]]
->'''Clay:''' Nope. [[SpoofAesop Everybody hates a mime.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown''

->''"WHAT IF HE'S A MURDERER! WHAT IF HE'S A WEREWOLF! WHAT IF HE'S A VAMPIRE! WHAT IF HE'S A ROBBER! WHAT IF HE'S A GOBLIN! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking WHAT IF HE'S A]] ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking MIME!]]''
-->-- '''Calvin''', ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', [[Recap/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeriesS1E18ConfessionsOfAPrankLovingTiger "Confessions of a Prank-Loving Tiger"]]

->'''Narrator:''' ''"Acme Falls was a town filled with happy inhabitants, including the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker. And a mime."''
->'''Yakko:''' ''"Well, no place is perfect."''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/WakkosWish''

-> ''"If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around and it hits a mime, does anyone care?"''
-->-- ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide''

->'''Buffy:''' ...so then Kathy's like, 'It's share time.' And I'm like, 'Oh yeah? Share this!' (She punches at the air)\\
'''Oz:''' So, either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her.\\
'''Buffy:''' Well, I didn't do either, actually. [[MonsterRoommate But she deserves it, don't you think?]]\\
'''Oz:''' Nobody deserves a mime, Buffy.
-->--'''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'''
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