-> ''4000 BC - The Chinese invent kung fu to fight off notions that they are normal. ''\\
''1970 AD - Bruce Lee invents Badass. ''\\
''2000 AD - For some reason everybody is Kung Fu Fighting. ''
-->-- '''{{Website/Cracked}}'''

-> All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are [[WireFu flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds]], and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with ''light'' coming out of his mouth!
-->-- '''Jack Burton''', ''Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina''

->''"But he's new! He doesn't know his strength, he might not know all those fancy martial arts skills they inevitably seem to pick up."''
-->-- '''Dawn''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS7E1Lessons "Lessons"]]

->''"Everybody in Uganda knows Kung-fu!"''
-->--'''VJ Emmie''', ''Film/WhoKilledCaptainAlex''

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