->''Don't download this song''\\
''Even [[Music/{{Metallica}} Lars Ulrich]] knows it's wrong! (You can just ask him!)''
-->-- '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil "Don't Download This Song"]]

->''"[[DeathByDespair That's]] messed up, Sarda."''
-->-- '''[[OmnicidalManiac Black Mage]]''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->''"Sweetie, when even ''[[AlphaBitch I'm]]'' offended, you know you've gone too far.''
-->-- '''Paige Michalchuk''', ''Series/{{Degrassi}}'', referring to her best friend Hazel's racist comment about another student.

->'''White Mage''': There is no point in denying it any longer. [[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds I am White Mage, a destroyer of worlds!]]
->'''Black Mage''': That is so hot. My girlfriend is an '''''armageddon''''' factory.
->'''White Mage''': Whoah, buck-o. I may be coming to terms with the idea that I'm locked into a lifetime of spreading pain and death across the world, but I still have '''''some''''' standards.
-->-- ''[[Webcomic/EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]''

->'''Senator Powell:''' ''(After haranguing Dragon about the violence and sexual content in his movies)'' You have a young daughter, named Georgia, who is about 10 years old. Has little Georgia seen your film entitled "Ripcord", which contains 357 acts of violence, 175 profanities, and 4 scenes of lesbian sex? She proud of her daddy for that one?! How can you look that sweet little girl in the eye?
->'''Peter Dragon:''' I manage. I never voted to subsidize the growing of tobacco, while turning my back on food programs for starving kids. I've never vetoed a gun control bill. All '''''my''''' guns are ''fake'', Senator! [[UsefulNotes/GulfWar I've never rushed to the defense of Kuwaiti oil fields]], while ignoring genocide in Africa, because big oil companies that line your fat pockets aren't concerned with black Africa. Those are all productions of your company Senator, this company right here!
-->-- ''Series/{{Action}}''

->''"Stan, these people are monsters. You know what my [[AllGermansAreNazis country has done]], and I'm disgusted."''
-->-- '''Klaus''', after hearing why Francine's parents had to [[ParentalAbandonment give her up]], ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

->'''Jake''': "He's a prisoner of war. We don't kill prisoners."\\
'''Visser One''': "No. Of course not. You merely blow up ground-based Yeerk pools and kill thousands. And then another seventeen thousand of our brothers here on this ship. Defenseless, harmless, unhosted Yeerks. Murdered. But you don't kill prisoners."
-->-- ''{{Animorphs}}''

->''"[[VillainProtagonist Artemis]] [[TheChessmaster Fowl]] did not like whalers. There were less objectionable ways to obtain oil by-products."''
-->-- ''Literature/ArtemisFowl''

-> '''Saul''': ''"Proper villains know offing is fine, [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil rape is not]]."''
-> '''Munsch''': ''"We must have our moral standards or else we are no better than the rest of the rabble."''
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Ice}}''

->''"Which of you, if his son asks for bread, will give him a stone? Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a snake? If you, then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give good gifts to those who ask him!"''
-->-- '''Jesus''', ''Literature/TheBible'', Matthew 7:9-11 (New International Version)

->''"I should kill you right now! You're a goddamn embarrassment to this family, and you WILL apologize to Sando-san for this!"''
-->-- '''Yoshida''' to Chaka, ''Manga/BlackLagoon''

->''"(after being asked if he wants to kill someone's dog) Jesus Christ, I'm not THAT evil!"''
-->-- '''The Motherfucker''', ''KickAss2''

->''"I am evil, but I am not cruel to animals. There's a special Hell reserved for those who are."''
-->-- The demon '''Azzie''', ''Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming''

->''"Even on Barrayar", he said mildly, "no human being can own another..."''
-->--[[VorkosiganSaga Brothers In Arms]].

->"Wow...there's a level of pointless violence that offends even me when it's crossed. Live and learn, I guess..."
-->-- '''Magus''', ''Webcomic/CaptainSNES''

->''"Grandfather may be evil, which I admire, but he's also a '''jerk'''!"''
-->-- '''Father''', ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'' -- ''WesternAnimation/OperationZERO''

->''"[[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil I despise rapists.]] For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty."''
-->-- '''Cyrus the Virus''', ''Film/ConAir''

->''"[[AGodAmI I am The God Of War]]. [[AxeCrazy The God Of Slaughter]]. Even The God Of Murder. But I am '''NOT''' the god of sadism!"''
-->-- '''Comicbook/{{Ares}}''', ''DarkAvengers: Ares #3''

->"This craziness, it's too much."
-->-- '''Sal Maroni about SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

->"''[[DeathByDespair That]] was the most [[PrecisionFStrike f__ed]] up thing I've ever seen, and I'm a [[{{Shinigami}} Death God!]]''"
-->-- '''Ryuk''', ''[[WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedDogface701 Death Note Abridged (Dogface701)]]''

->'''John Mclane:''' There never was a bomb [in a school], was there?
->'''Simon Gruber:''' Of course not. I'm a soldier, not a monster... even though I sometimes work ''for'' monsters.
-->-- ''Film/DieHardWithAVengeance''

->''[One of the Dollhouse's clients is in a coma, and Topher has been charged with repairing his brain.]''
->'''[=DeWitt=]:''' Good news on the coma front?\\
'''Topher:''' Uuuhhhhhhh...yeah. Good news is that he's in a coma.\\
'''[=DeWitt=]:''' I beg your pardon?\\
'''Boyd:''' Just show her what you showed me.\\
'''Topher:'''' ''[shows [=DeWitt=] a brain scan]'' This is a brain. A healthy brain. Frankly, an...overly smart brain...it's my brain. And this is Terry Karrens' brain. ''[shows [=DeWitt=] another brain scan]'' See these dark areas? How they extend all the way out to here? You know why that looks like that? That's because Terry Karrens doesn't use that part of his brain. And that'd be where you find stored such things as empathy, compassion...an aversion to disemboweling puppies. Basically, this is what some of your more famous serial killers' brains look like.\\
'''[=DeWitt=]:''' You are quite certain of this?\\
'''Topher:''' Certain enough so that I have serious ethical problems with trying to wake him up.\\
'''Boyd:''' [[AffablyEvil Topher]] has ethical problems... ''[[ForScience Topher!]]''\\
'''Topher:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Heh]]. Way to land it.
-->-- ''Series/{{Dollhouse}}''

->''They may have been super villains, but they had limits."
-->--''Joshua Dread''

->''"You don't kill people you don't know! That's a rule!"''
-->-- '''Joe "Mental" Mentalino''', ''Film/DumbAndDumber''

->''"The other Princes don't like him that much. I mean, even Malacath is more popular at parties, and Malacath[[note]]The God of Outcasts and the ugly, basically[[/note]] is '''not''' popular at parties."''
-->-- '''Sheogorath''' describing Jyggaleg, ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion''

->''"And what ''really'' bothers me is [that] you pretend that you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but [[AtLeastIAdmitIt at least I'm honest about it]]."''
-->-- '''Quagmire''' to Brian, as part of a long-winded TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->"''I'm a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard.''"
-->-- '''Seth Gecko''', ''Film/FromDuskTillDawn''

->''"You...are hideous."''
-->--'''[[MadBomber Solf J.]] [[AxCrazy Kimbley]]''' to [[EldritchAbomination Pride]], ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

->''(Bender enters, holding his young son in his arms)''\\
'''Bender:''' Here you go! ''(dropkicks son [[ItMakesSenseInContext into pool of lava]])''\\
'''Robot Devil:''' ''(aghast)'' Wow...that was pretty brutal, even by ''my'' standards.\\
'''Bender:''' No backsies!
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "The Beast with a Billion Backs"

->''"B-But what if it's true love?! I know I hate their band, but I can't possibly expose them! I'm not a monster! I'm, like, the coolest most perfect sister in the whole world!"''
-->-- '''[[AlphaBitch Trina Riffin]]''', WesternAnimation/GrojBand [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b0a6bee9012b6e578923a6d5254e350/tumblr_mqt9uj25QE1soc04zo1_r1_1280.jpg Fanmade Comic]]

->''"I haven't found one single explanation of what Horcruxes do! Not a single one! I've been right through the restricted section and even in the most horrible books, where they tell you how to brew the most gruesome potions -- nothing! All I could find was this, in the introduction to "Magick Moste Evile". Listen — "Of the Horcrux, wickedest of magical inventions, we shall not speak nor give direction." I mean, [[LampshadeHanging why mention it, then]]?"''
-->--'''Hermione''', ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince''

->''"I've never been known for my refined tastes, but you sicken even me."''
-->-- '''[[KnightInSourArmor Inu-]][[AntiHero Yasha]]''', ''Manga/InuYasha''

->"''I may be a criminal lunatic, but I'm an '''American''' criminal lunatic!''"
-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''', upon finding out the RedSkull is [[ThoseWackyNazis a genuine Nazi.]]

->'''[[WickedCultured Ultra-Humanite:]]''' You'll be happy to know, Flash, that your words - geniune though they were - did not fall on deaf ears. I appreciate the sentiment behind them and therefore call a truce [[ChristmasEpisode in honour of the season]].\\
'''TheFlash:''' Seriously?\\
'''Ultra-Humanite:''' You'll have the toy to give to [[HeartwarmingOrphan your young friends]]. I'm improving it, too.\\
'''The Flash:''' ...It's not gonna blow up or anything?\\
'''Ultra-Humanite:''' ''Flash''. It is ''Christmas''.
-->-- ''JusticeLeague'', "[[ChristmasEpisode Comfort and Joy]]"

->''"The Kingpin has rules -- rules which you would do well to memorize. Among these rules is one stipulating that we do not touch another man's wife for any reason --- ever."''
-->-- '''TheKingpin'''

->''"[[TheKlan The Ku Klux Klan, LLC.]] has not or EVER will have ANY connection with The "Westboro Baptist Church". We absolutely repudiate their tactics."''
-->-- Press release from the Ku Klux Klan's website, circa September 2003

->''Just because a guy makes a living breaking into other people's apartments doesn't mean he likes kiddie porn.''
-->-- '''Odafin Tutuola''', ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit''

->''"I dare do all that becomes a man; Who dares more is none."''
-->-- '''Macbeth''', ''Theatre/{{Macbeth}}''

->''"I have seen planes leveled and all life rendered to dust. It brought no pleasure, even to a heart as dark as mine."''
-->-- '''Sorin Markov''' on ''[[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=186309 Day of Judgment]]'' FlavorText, ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''

->''I would never do such a despicable thing!''
-->-- '''Laharl''' when '''Hoggmeiser''' ('''Zenisky''') accuses him of stealing the Demon Tome in ''MakaiSenkiDisgaea''

->'''Teisel Bonne''': Listen up everyone! I want you to take everything that isn't nailed down, you hear me?! I don't want there to even be a ''toothpick'' left!\\
'''Servbot 1''': Master Tiesel, we've taken all the supplies and loaded them onto the ship!\\
'''Servbot 2''': What should we do with the toilet paper?\\
'''Teisel Bonne''': We may be pirates, but we're not ''barbarians''. We'll let them keep the toilet paper.
-->-- During the Bonnes' raid on Saul Kada village, ''[[VideoGame/MegaManLegends Mega Man Legends 2]]''

-> ''"I ain't never killed a kid, and I ain't gonna start now."''
--> -- '''Mark Costa''', "Little Red Corvette", ''Series/TheMentalist''

->''"Compared to the mighty and their simple "[[MoralMyopia pure hearts]]", the world's villains are much more humane. Scum rule the world and give birth to more scum. Don't they know that? We may mean to do harm, but we're sort of cute by comparison, aren't we, Killer?"''
-->-- '''Eustass Kidd''', ''Manga/OnePiece''

->''"This is messed up. [[CardCarryingVillain I'm all for being evil,]] but [[OmnicidalManiac this]] is just overkill."''
-->-- '''Bowser,''' ''VideoGame/PaperMario''

->''Look Vanessa, there's good evil and there's bad evil.''
-->-- '''Doofenshmirtz''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''

->''"I know we're supposed to be bad guys...but I '''can't''' let those cute little creatures get hurt!"''
-->-- '''Jessie''', upon seeing a herd of Mareep being attacked, ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}''

->''"I every now and then do satanic rituals with Harry '''Oh, I understand now. Satanic Rituals = [[UnusualEuphemism intercourse]].''' every now and then because we are both Bisexuals, meaning that we have sex with both boys and girls, but I don't [[BrotherSisterIncest do it with Ron because it is incest]]. [[LampshadeHanging Even Satanists have standards]]. '''Somehow, I don't believe a person would talk about themselves in such a self-condescending manner'''."''
-->-- '''[[Literature/HarryPotter Ginny Weasley]]''', ''Fanfic/ThePrayerWarriors'', lampshading this trope (before subverting it) with '''[=IHeartThomasBrown=]''' [[{{MST}} commenting]] on the lampshading.

->''"He tended to be [[MadScientist highly unethical]], and his morals were virtually non-existent, but there were some things he did draw the line at. He found the idea of putting his mouth on a kid for any reason besides applying the Curse Seal and CPR -- which he'd had to perform a distressingly large number of times -- to be rather reprehensible."''
-->--- '''[[{{Naruto}} Orochimaru]]''', in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6871105/4/Reactions Reactions]]'', regarding shipping Kakashi with Naruto.

->'''Neville Sinclair:''' C'mon, Eddie. I'm paying you well. Does it really matter where the money comes from?
->'''Eddie Valentine:''' It matters to me. I may not make an honest buck, but I'm 100% American. ''I don't work for no two-bit '''Nazi'''. Let the girl go!''
-->-- ''Film/TheRocketeer''

->''You think I'll kill two kids and a woman? [[WouldNotHurtAChild Fuck that!]]''
-->-- '''Tony Montana''', ''Film/{{Scarface 1983}}''

->"I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid. ...but ''[[ImAHumanitarian eating people alive]]''? Where's that get fun?"
-->-- '''Jayne''', ''Film/{{Serenity}}''

->"''Creator/JMichaelStraczynski wrote a comic book explaining the WTC tragedy from superheroes' perspective. And in it, Dr. Doom cried. Yes, the evil mastermind who shot the Fantastic Four's building into space and who contributes to 80 percent of the world's daily robodeath ...he was really broken up by this slight variation of his every waking moment.''"
-->-- ''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''

->"''I stole this accordion from a blind monkey! But '''YOU!''' You disgust even me!''"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->'''Sonic''': I can't figure [[ArchEnemy you]] out. One second you're [[OmnicidalManiac contemplating genocide]], and the next you're saving one of your worst enemies!
->'''Eggman''': [[LampshadeHanging I'm a complicated guy]].
-->-- ''VideoGame/SonicLostWorld''

->''"You just don't shoot a guy in the dick!"''
-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', one of the most evil people, ever, ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->'''Squidward''': Mr. Krabs, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but how could you trade Spongebob for 62 cents?!
->'''Mr. Krabs''': You think I could’ve gotten more?
->'''Squidward''': He stuck up for you and you sold him out, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''

->"We are ''not'' committing war crimes."
-->-- A light side Imperial member in '''StarWarsTheOldRepublic'''.

->"I'm a thief," he said, "just like you are. We don't fuck kids."\\
"I know that," I said.\\
"Some of our guys, they're a little crazy. Like B.T. He'd stab a nigger just to stay in practice, you know?"\\
"I know."\\
"But none of us would do little kids."
-->-- '''[[ThoseWackyNazis Neo-Nazi]] leader''' to Burke, ''[[Creator/AndrewVachss Strega]]''

->''"Some things sicken even jackals."''
-->-- '''Creator/TerryPratchett''' again, ''Discworld/WitchesAbroad''

->''"[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Gilt]] and [[MagnificentBastard Vetinari]] shared a look. It said: While I loathe you and every aspect of your personal philosophy to a depth unplummable by any line, I'll credit you at least with not being [[TooDumbToLive Crispin]] [[FatBastard Horsefry]]."''
-->-- '''Creator/TerryPratchett''', ''Discworld/GoingPostal''

->''There are some things that are unthinkable: there are some depths that not even demons would believe other demons would stoop to.''
-->-- ''Literature/GoodOmens''

->''"Like many people with no actual morals, [[ProfessionalKiller Lord Downey]] '''did''' have standards, and [[PsychopathicManchild Teatime]] repelled him."''
-->-- '''Creator/TerryPratchett''', ''Discworld/{{Hogfather}}''

->''"This isn't [[AcceptableTargets Wall Street]], this is Hell! ''We'' have a little something called [[TakeThat integrity]]!"''
-->-- '''[[OurDemonsAreDifferent Crowley]]''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

->''"Nothing stokes my ire like a cheater. Deception, duplicity, murder -- these are merely tools in a toolbox one can use to ensure a job done well. But cheating? I cannot even wrap my head around the point of it. Wouldn't you know you had cheated? How on Earth could you maintain crisp certainty of your superiority to all others? And if you're unable to do that, what's the point of '''anything'''?"''
-->-- '''The Administrator''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2's'' [[http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=6679 Official Blog]]

->"''Feelins? Look mate, you know what has a lot of feelins? Blokes what bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards: [[AffablyEvil Be polite]], [[OneHitKill be efficient]], [[CrazyPrepared have a plan to kill everyone you meet]].''"
-->-- '''[[FriendlySniper The Sniper]]''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

->''"231. I am not allowed to do anything that would make a [[StarWars Sith Lord]] cry."''
-->-- ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG'' [[note]]This isn't really an example, as Mr. Welch was CherryTapping said Sith Lord from ''just'' outside of the range where he could effectively retaliate.[[/note]]

->''"I thought your uninformed outrage would be [[UnwittingPawn useful]] in my eternal struggle to avoid taxation! I didn't realize you were a nihilistic moron willing to crash the entire economy!"''
-->-- '''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Plutocrat Pete]]''' to [[StrawmanPolitical Tea Party Tim]], on his plan to force the government to default to control spending, ''ThisModernWorld''

->''"Private Josef Grigorovich.'' (smash) ''Abandoning your assigned post.'' ([[AndThisIsFor smash]]) ''Drawing a weapon on a superior officer.'' (smash) ''Resisting justice.'' (smash) ''[[AttemptedRape Sexual assault on a prisoner of war.]] Uniform Code of Brotherhood Justice Section Two, Line Twenty-Seven. 'Any form of sexual assault of any kind by a member of the Brotherhood [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil is considered a Class One Offense]] against the Messiah, punishable by summary execution.'" [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome (throws him out a third-story window)]]''
-->-- '''Brother-Captain Allen''', [[TheHorde Black Hand Officer]], ''FanFic/TiberiumWars'' [[note]]For reference, as Allen is reading off the man's crimes, he's busy [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown smashing his face into the wall hard enough to punch a hole in it]] as the man's comrades watch. Then he has the man's friends executed for not stopping the would-be rapist. The really awesome part? Aside from the DynamicEntry that precedes this speech, between the PoweredArmor hiding his face and the deadly monotone he delivers the speech in, Allen never even seems upset at what he does, simply disgusted with Grigorovich.[[/note]]

->"They may all look the same to you, but there are different kinds and different levels of evil. [[NobleDemon A first-class villain doesn't target honest lives.]]"
->"Fine, now is a good time to teach you something: even villains have standards!"
-->-- '''Accelerator''', ''LightNovel/ACertainMagicalIndex''

-> She had become in [[EvilMentor my]] mind, if not daughter, then student, protégé. I had grown both fond and proud of her. She was ever-curious, ever-learning. Writing new [[MindControlMagic songs]] that made the children do things – tear the wings from butterflies, snarl like wild dogs, hold hands and disappear off into the forest without a thought. Children were the hardest to enthrall, and yet they would do anything for her. They practically begged.
-> (...)
-> She played, and the children turned, mouths pressing together, such soft, tiny mouths. Perfect rosebuds. She played and their small bodies moved together, removed the air between them.
-> “Stop!” I had to push her off my lap so hard that her music flared and then faltered.
-> “But…” She pushed her lip out, near tears. Her mole slid, as though it was melting against her skin.
-> I took a softer tone. I didn’t mean to scare her. I didn’t mean to scare myself.
-> “You can’t make people do those things,” I said. “There is a line, a line of… ” Of what? I didn’t know.
-->-- ''Trill'', a short [[http://www.amazon.com/Lure-Dangerous-Women-Shanna-Germain-ebook/dp/B008P1228O story]] by Shanna Germain

->''"We're doctors in the field of robotics. Arson is a little beneath us, don't you think?"''
-->-- '''Dr. Wily''', ''Webcomic/TwoEvilScientists''

->"''What kind of monster have I created? No matter how evil you become, you never strike a child. I mean sure, you [[TrainingFromHell make them do a few million sit-ups or else there won't be supper]], but you never ever hit them.''"
-->-- "''Sunshine''", ''UltimateMuscle''

->''"Ugly. Aah, how ugly is a woman drowning in lust...! This is this woman's true nature!! Even I, as a witch who has explored the depths of evil, find this most difficult to watch!!"''
-->-- '''[[{{Troll}} Beatrice]]''' being disgusted by [[AbusiveParents Rosa Ushiromiya]] verbally attacking her own daughter, ''VisualNovel/UminekoNoNakuKoroNi''

->'''Brock:''' (sighing with disgust) This is just ''[[WhatTheHellHero wrong]]'', man, even for [[PoweredByAForsakenChild you]]. Look at her!\\
'''Dr. Venture:''' I have watched you [[ComedicSociopathy pull a man's eyes from his head]] ''and make him dance like a [[PeoplePuppets marionette]]'' with his own optic nerves!\\
'''Brock:''' At least I didn’t break his heart.\\
'''Dr. Venture:''' ...You don’t know that.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''. The speakers are "good" guys.

->'''Miles:''' This man -- you apparently don't know -- was cashiered from the Barrayaran Imperial Service for brutality.
->'''Oser:''' From the Barrayaran Service? That must have taken some doing.
-->-- ''[[Literature/VorkosiganSaga The Vor Game]]''

->''"Oh, this motherfucker be killing niggers just to do it. See? Nigga kill motherfuckers just 'cause he can. Not cause [[TheStoolPigeon they snitchin']], not '[[NothingPersonal cause it's business]], 'cause...this shit just come natural to him. I mean, Little Kevin is GONE! This nigger [[LackOfEmpathy don't feel nothin'.]] And all them motherfuckers in them row-houses -- nobody mean a fucking thing to him! FUCK Marlo, man, FUCK him! And anybody that thinks it's alright to do people this way!"''
-->-- '''[[GangBangers Preston "Bodie" Broadus]]''', ''Series/TheWire''

->''Even I’m not ''that'' crazy.''
-->-- '''[[AmbiguousInnocence Bonesaw]]''' on attempting to clone [[EndOfTheWorld the]] [[Kaiju End]][[OmnicidalManiac bringers]], ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->''"I have few principles, but I stick to them."''
-->-- '''Black Hat Guy''', ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}''

->'''[[Anime/{{Zambot 3}} Killer the Butcher]]''': It's a good day! Gizzar! Bring me wine! We drink to the Emperor of Vega!\\
'''Gizzar''': Gyoy, Butcher!\\
'''Killer''': Bareta, prepare me a new Mechaboost!\\
'''Bareta''': Gyoy, Butcher.\\
'''Killer''': All belongs to Gaizock. To me, Killer the Butcher.\\
'''Killer''': Hoh hoh hoh! Resist me with all your might, earthlings!\\
'''Killer''': Hoh hoh hoh hoh! Mwohohohohohoho!\\
'''[[Anime/UFORoboGrendizer Gandal]]''': (Emperor Vega, this man... he's too dangerous...)\\
'''Emperor Vega''': (Mm. Yes, we may have signed a deal with the devil.)\\
'''Killer''': Hoh hohohoho! Bwohohohohohohohohohoho!
-->-- ''VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsZ''

->'''Arthur''': We were friends. I could have helped them, [[EveryManHasHisPrice but the Nazis paid too well]]. Can I trust that you will keep what you learned here today confidential, despite whatever you may think? ''[offers Madeline a check]''\\
'''Madeline''': Yes, Arthur. ''[accepts the check]'' Well, I'd love to tell you what a monster you are, but I have to help Bin Laden's nephew buy a co-op on Park Avenue.\\
'''Arthur''': ''[laughs]'' If that were true, you wouldn't tell me.\\
'''Madeleine''': We're listing you as a reference.
-->-- ''Film/InsideMan''

-> [[ImpossibleThief She]] scanned the canyon floor and quickly found what she was looking for, an ancient dwelling carved into the cliff face by the mysterious Anasazi a millennia ago. Carmen had initially scouted Eagle Rock, but ultimately ruled it out; it was considered sacred to the Hopi people and a superstitious part of her was still inclined to give Native American holy sites a wide birth. If it were within Carmen's power, she would have taken the entire 270 mile long canyon to add to her collection of Natural Wonders of the World. But such a feat of engineering would have been beyond even what Sara at her most brilliant could manage. Besides, damaging an entire ecosystem did not sit well with her [[ChaoticNeutral unique]] moral code. The cliff dwelling at Nankoweap Creek seemed like a fine compromise.
-->-- ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/699404 Canyon]]'', a ''CarmenSandiego'' fanfic.

->''"I'll never [[KickTheDog kick dogs]], I'll never hurt a child, I'll never slap a woman - three things I won't do on film."''
-->-- '''LeeVanCleef''' describing his stipulations about playing villains. He is dead serious too[[note]]In ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly'', they had to get a stand-in to perform the scene where he slapped a woman, as he flat-out refused to even ''pretend'' to hit a woman[[/note]].

->''"They're vile little creatures who would step on their mother's head to have a hit."''
-->-- [[SarcasmMode The famously frugal and forgiving]] '''Simon Cowell''' on Jedward.

->''"I have never understood Creator/DonaldTrump’s involvement in wrestling. He is always presented as a face counterpart to Wrestling/VinceMcMahon’s evil billionaire character, but the facts tell a different, much darker story. While the wrestling persona Mr. [=McMahon=] once made Wrestling/TrishStratus strip and bark like a dog on television, the real-life Donald Trump once tried to [[DastardlyWhiplash demolish a little old lady’s house and turn it into parking space]]."''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/donald-trump-buys-raw-dropped-almost-as-fast-as-wwes-stock/ "Donald Trump Buys Raw: Dropped Almost As Fast As WWE's Stock"]]

->''"My God! What'' is ''this guy? First [[ItMakesSenseInContext the sandwiches]], and now [[EvilLaugh laughing evilly]] while [[YourCheatingHeart he's off to have an affair]]!? Even [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]] would be like: Dude, you are a fucking ass!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' to a {{Jerkass}} adulterer in ''TheTommyknockers''

->''"There was a scene filmed for this movie where Jason [[KickTheDog kicks Toby to death]] but it was cut because according to Kane Hodder, there's some things even Jason wouldn't do. I love it. That's Jason Voorhees: card-carrying member of PETA. "''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/friday-13th-part-8/ on]] ''Film/FridayThe13thPartVIIIJasonTakesManhattan''

->''"Hey, [[Film/{{Psycho}} Norman Bates]] called; he said you're really kind of a weirdo!"''
-->-- '''Linkara''' on the protagonist of the LadyGaga comic, ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''

->''"I had my dog in one of those kennel carrier things, you know those boxes...they made me take the dog out of the carrier, so they could inspect it for explosives. Who bombs a f**king puppy? Really, who does that? Bin Laden would be like, 'You're a dick, dude. I can't believe you -- that's too far.'"''
-->-- '''John Caparulo'''

->(impersonating Hirogen) ''"Y'know, I might kill for no reason other than someone's in killing distance, but at least I'm not a Nazi."''
-->-- '''{{Website/SFDebris}}''', "The Killing Game Pt.1"

->''"The followers of a robber asked: 'Do robbers have morals or not?' Answered he: 'Why do you say they have no morals? By sagacity they calculate what treasures lie hidden in a house, by courage they go first into danger, by justice they leave last, by wisdom they know whether or not a hit can succeed, and by kindness they split the spoils.'"''
--> Zhuang Zi, ''On Thievery''
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