->Every woman's husband, and [[EvenTheGuysWantHim every man's wife]].
-->-- Popular Roman epithet for JuliusCaesar

->His physique is so magnificently shaped that men as well as women become disconnected at the sight of him.
-->-- '''Vincent Canby''''s description of Joe Dallesandro

->So, basically, ''everyone in this office'' is sexually attracted to Curtis--man or woman.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]''', ''[[LetsPlay Let's Play Phantasmogoria 2]]''

->'''Chris:''' I'd say that they should've just cast Creator/JohnGlover as Lex since he's so good at being an absolutely evil bastard, but that would require them to cut that magnificent head of hair, and that's a step I'm not willing to take.\\
'''David:''' I agree completely. Oh God, I love John Glover's hair. It's as captivating as Erica Durance. I want to swim in its waves.\\
'''Chris:''' I want to make a nest in it and feel safe and warm, like a baby bird.
-->-- Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-recaps-smallville-episode-5x09-lexmas/ on]] ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' ("Lexmas")

->[[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince]] closes the show by promising a (pre-taped) match from Wrestling/HulkHogan on the show next week. ''“Never has 300 pounds looked as good as it looks on'' *sigh* ''the 6’8″ frame…”''\\\
I swear to you, Vince just sighed and swooned talking about Hulk’s muscley physique.\\\
Their next show should be broadcast from a bath house in San Francisco.
-->--'''''Website/{{Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/classic-induction-black-saturday-vince-shows-up-on-wtbs-in-1984/ "Black Saturday: Vince Shows Up on WTBS…in 1984?"]]

->Why can't there be more girls like him?
-->-- '''Hiroshi''', ''[[Manga/RanmaOneHalf Ranma ˝']]'' (though for [[GenderBender a reason different from others]])

->'''Danni:'''I love ''The Fugitive''. Who would you rather sleep with, Tommy Lee Jones or Creator/HarrisonFord?\\
'''J.D''': ''(overhearing)'' Harrison Ford, hands down -- [[SayingTooMuch but you were probably talking to Carla]]. I'm having such a gay day.\\
'''Carla''': "Day"?
-->--- ''Series/{{Scrubs}}''

->God, I'd go gay for that voice.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on Creator/KeithDavid.

->...this is the only character [in ''Film/IndependenceDay''] who doesn't suck. Not because of the writing or anything, but because it's [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Will Smith. The King of Cool. He can make anything sound awesome. He's like the most charming man alive. I don't even know what it is, there's just something about....him.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' (again) on WillSmith.

->Why do all the girls like Sasuke so much? Maybe it's his gorgeous eyes? Or his full, pouting lips? Or his sexy, emotionless voice? Come to think of it, why do ''I'' like Sasuke so much?
-->-- '''Naruto''', ''NarutoTheAbridgedComedySpoofSeriesShow''

->We have the hottest boyfriends in school, they're so hot they make boys drool.
-->-- '''Miriam''', from the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RJ-2FUz7xo Miriam and Shoshana video on YouTube.]]

->It's not men, it's just... him.
--> -- '''Ianto Jones''' discussing Captain Jack Harkness, ''Series/{{Torchwood}}: Children of Earth''

->Oh, c'mon, even straight dudes dig Franchise/{{Batman}}. He's '''fair game''', like Creator/HarrisonFord.
--> -- ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}''

->I have been told I could make straight men see rainbows.
--> -- '''[[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-01-26 Noah]]''', ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive''

->'''Wayne''': I loved [[Creator/MarkWahlberg Marky Mark]] in [[Film/TheFighter this]], especially [[ShirtlessScene with his shirt off]], I thought he was super sexy.
->'''Garth''':...What?
->'''Wayne''':...[[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud Sorry, that was an inside thought]].
--> -- [[Film/WaynesWorld Wayne and Garth]] discuss the 2011 [[UsefulNotes/AcademyAwardsCeremonies Oscars]].

->'''Sam''': Did you ever kill anyone?\\
'''Mitch''': No.\\
'''Sam''': Did you ever climb Mount Everest?\\
'''Mitch''': No.\\
'''Sam''': Did you ever say you could see why women find SeanConnery sexy?\\
'''Mitch''': [[BlatantLies Nnnooooo...]]
-->-- ''DirtyWork''

->He's dainty.... I'm not gay, I'm just saying, that's nice. I challenge any dude not to look in his eyes and feel some kind of shit.... OK I was like a fag for two seconds.
-->-- '''Jamie Foxx''' on Prince

-->I had an erotic dream about Music/HenryRollins last night, and I'm straight as an arrow!
-->-- '''SPHINX Pilot''' during a TruthTellingSession, ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''

->You're not gay if you think Rudy's hot. Unless you are gay and think he's hot, or if you're a het woman and think he's hot. Oh, nevermind. The guy's hot.
-->-- '''Cpl. Josh Ray Person''', GenerationKill

->''He makes chicks cry''\\
''You too, c'mon don't lie.''
->-- "MacGyver Theme WithLyrics", Brentalfloss

->He has the most extraordinary eyes, and I kept trying to invent excuses for him to take his glasses off in close-ups.
-->-- '''Creator/ChristopherNolan''' on '''Creator/CillianMurphy'''

->Balls or not, man, I'd totally hit that.
-->-- '''Daru''' on the subject of [[DudeLooksLikeALady Ruka]], ''VisualNovel/SteinsGate''

->The kind of guys gay men want to fuck become the kind of guys most straight women want to fuck.
-->-- '''Dan Savage'''

->Women want to be with you, men want to be you. And there are some men who both want to be you ''and'' be with you. I'll admit it, I have a man-crush.
-->--'''Mike Myers''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQYp8xJ4kpo paying tribute to Sean Connery]]
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