->That's what we like about you, Mulder: Your ideas are even ''weirder'' than ours.
-->--'''Byers''', ''Series/TheXFiles''

->"People who boast about their I.Q. are losers."
-->--'''Creator/StephenHawking'''

->So the other writers and I go out to lunch....I'm telling the guys that Jimmy Darren's coming in. To which they want to know, 'Whos' that?' I say, 'Moondoggie'. No response. 'Moondoggie', from ''{{Film/Gidget}}''. No response. I say, 'The ''[[Series/TheTimeTunnel Time Tunnel]]'' guy' . Nothing. 'Remember they guy with the turtleneck in ''The Time Tunnel''? Not really, vaguely. 'Okay', I yell, William Shatner's sidekick in ''Series/TJHooker''. Oh!! Yeah!! Sure!! These people have ''Star Trek'' on the brain. It's like it all has to come back to ''Star Trek'' in some way, shape or form.
-->--'''Ira Behr''', Executive Producer of ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''

->''Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents cellar\\
Downloading pictures of [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Sarah Michelle Gellar]]\\
And posting, "Me, too!" like some brain-dead [=AOL=]er\\
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller\\
You're just about as useless as [=JPEGs=] to Helen Keller''
-->--"It's All About the Pentiums", '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic'''

->''Getting booed by VideoGame/{{Valorant}} players is like getting wedgies by the anime club in middle school''
-->-- [[https://twitter.com/Bolverk15/status/1695903614991012330 Tweet]]

->''Franchise/StarWars'' fans are the worst part of ''Star Wars'', [[Franchise/StarTrek Trekkies]] ate shit for about 30 straight years... But hardcore [[Creator/JossWhedon Whedonites?]] They are to Trekkies what the Nation of Islam were to the Civil Rights movement.
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article/166_5-reasons-it-sucks-being-joss-whedon-fan/ "5 Reasons It Sucks Being a Joss Whedon Fan"]]

->'''Daniel:''' Plus, [[GeniusBonus in binary]], [[Franchise/TheMatrix Zero-One]] has no useful meaning. It's basically saying that the robots would [[FridgeLogic name their city after something that has a null value]]. Doesn't make any sense.
->'''Michael:''' '''[[LargeHam NEEEEERD!!!]]'''
-->--'''WebVideo/AfterHours''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHseZYsrYYg 10 Terrifying Implications of the Matrix Universe]]"

->Only a true geek that is asking for a bruising would ask for 'sodium chloride' rather than salt.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2011/09/season-nineteen.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS19E2FourToDoomsday}} "Four to Doomsday"]]

->When I tell people I’m a Jags fan, they kind of cringe their face in an apologetic way, as if I told them I have stage 2 lung cancer. Understand I currently live in Michigan, so that means Lions fans feel sorry for me for rooting for the Jags.
-->--[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-jacksonville-jaguars-1719472297 "Why Your Team Sucks 2015!: Jacksonville Jaguars"]]

->I got heat for sayin' he looks like Kefka from ''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI FFVI]]''. Everyone's, "'''NO'''! ''He's [[{{ComicBook/XMen}} Mister Sinister]], you idiot! Stop bein' a '' '''BAD''' ''nerd!''"
-->--'''[[{{Website/Botchamania}} Maffew]]''' on [[Wrestling/CodyRhodes Stardust]] in ''[=WresleMania 21=]'', ''WebVideo/OSWReview''

-> "When I see people at sports teams doing stuff like painting their bodies the same team colour, I honestly wanna say this, '...Dude. I read about stuff like the chemical make-ups of most pharmaceutical plants for fun. The only thing that's keeping me from stealing your lunch money and screaming 'NEEEEERRRRRD' is the hypocrisy of it all.'"
-->-- ''A Forum Post'' on ''Website/DeviantART'' about a DoubleStandard about fandoms.

->"They're [[LiveActionRolePlay LARPers]]. It's like what Jer does with [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons the dice and the bits of paper]], except the people that Jer hangs out with look down on these guys."
--> -- '''Graham''', ''[[WebVideo/CommodoreHustle commodoreHUSTLE]]'' '''[[http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/439/commodoreHUSTLE-09-Growl Growl]]'''


-> "[[Website/SpacebattlesDotCom Spacebattles]] stalkers are the best. I mean you have a site already filled to the brim with OCD nerds who obsess over minor, pointless details found in obscure snippets of popular culture and flaunt them like symbols of heraldry ... But even the freaks have even freakier freaks to look down upon and shun to the outskirts of their group."
-->--'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/why-are-there-so-many-idiots-on-this-site.272288/#post-12106301 Rama]]'''

-> "Do you know what it takes to get a ''professional'' nerd to call you a nerd? I do. (Hint: It’s Glass.)"
--> -- ''[[http://www.wired.com/2013/12/glasshole/ I, Glasshole: My Year With Google Glass]]''

->'''Nerd#1''': "...You'll never be satisfied with a MORTAL woman because the elf wenches are sooo beautiful you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again. (Loud inhale) Yes."
->'''Nerd#2''': "Wow... You're an ''idiot.''"
-->--[[WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife ''Rocko's Modern Life'']], "Canned".

-> "WebVideo/CinemaSins: When ''[[Website/SpaceBattlesDotCom spacebattles]]'' says you're being too nitpicky, you know you're (sic) made a mistake."
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/captain-america-the-winter-soldier-spoilers-from-page-22-onwards.229675/page-69#post-15232883 LordLucan]]'''

-> "I may be a sad case but I've never made a joke in base 13."
-->-- '''Creator/DouglasAdams'''

->"There is snobbery among anoraks, believe it or not. A philatelist may sneer at a train-spotter, and the consensus seems to be that ''[[Series/DoctorWho Dr Who]]'' fans are beneath everybody. I've never agreed. Surely one obsessive interest is as valid as another."
-->--'''Louis Barfe''', ''The Oldie''

-> ''"At one point we had people [[HugeRiderTinyMount ride on the backs of smaller Pokémon]], [[Funny/PokemonLetsGoPikachuAndLetsGoEevee and we felt sorry for them]]."''
-->-- '''Junichi Masuda''' on the development of ''VideoGame/PokemonLetsGoPikachuAndLetsGoEevee''

->''"Recently, Webanimation/HomestarRunner did a great cartoon about webcomics. Strong Bad, or rather the Brothers Chaps, leveled some criticisms against popular webcomic types, like the gamer and fantasy subgenres. (“They’re all about video games, gamernerds, webgeeks, dorknerds, gamewads, nerdgames, webwebs, and elves.”) However, some of the most pointed zingers were directed at the infamous ugly kid brother of webcomics, the SpriteComic. (...) Even [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprite_comic the Wikipedia entry on sprite comics reads]] like an extended derogatory insult on how terrible sprite comics are… and the entry was probably written by geeks pretty low on the heirarchy already, so there you go."''
-->-- '''[[https://webcomicoverlook.wordpress.com/2007/10/25/the-webcomic-overlook-17-8-bit-theater/ Webcomic Overlook]]''' review of ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->'''Dave (of Dave's Pin Exchange):''' Sure about that, sir? We've got ''Pins Monthly'', ''New Pins'', ''Practical Pins'', ''Modern Pins'', ''Pins Extra'', ''Pins International'', ''Talking Pins'', ''Pins World'', ''World Pins'', ''World of Pins'', ''Pins and Pinneries'' . . . the ''Acuphile Digest'', ''Extreme Pins'', '''Stifte!''' -- that's from Uberwald, very good if you collect foreign pins -- ''Beginning Pins'' -- that's a part-work, sir, with a new pin every week -- ''Pin Times'' and ''[wink]'' ''[[RuleThirtyFour Back Alley Pins]]''.\\
'''Moist von Lipwig:''' I noticed that one. It has lots of pictures of young women in leather.\\
'''Dave:''' Yes, sir. But, to be fair, they're generally holding pins. So, then... it's still ''Total Pins'' for you, is it?\\
'''Moist:''' Yes. What's wrong with it?\\
'''Dave:''' Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. It's just that the editor is just a bit... a bit...\\
'''Moist:''' A bit what?\\
'''Dave:''' Well, we think he's a bit weird about pins, to tell you the truth.
-->-- ''Literature/GoingPostal''
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