->''"Kids, we just have to learn to accept this. Like one of those stories on ''Dateline'', where a family member suffers a horrible accident and becomes a burden on everybody. Sure, they pretend to be happy, but they're dead inside. They're dead. And that'll be our lives."''
-->-- '''Lois''', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->''"[[BuffySpeak The swirly sphere]] ascends and flies out into space, leaving the ravaged Earth behind, where seven billion people made fully dependent on a highly technological supply chain over the course of several generations have now been plunged into a barbarous, nightmare dark age sure to inaugurate a millennium of murder, brutality, and misery. But... Jaden Smith called Creator/JenniferConnelly "Mom"! So that counts as a happy ending, r-right?"''
-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth's''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/The_Day_the_Earth_Stood_Still_2008.aspx recap]] of the 2008 remake of ''Film/TheDayTheEarthStoodStill2008''

-> '''[[VideoGame/SonicAdventure Tails:]]''' All's well that ends well, right?
-> '''FTA:''' ''THE CITY'S BEEN FUCKING DESTROYED!''
-->-- ''LetsPlay/HellfireCommentaries''

-> '''HAPPY END!'''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/TheDementedCartoonMovie''[[note]]This card is shown over an image of [[EarthShatteringKaboom the world blowing up]]. ''[[NegativeContinuity Twice]]''.[[/note]]

-> ''Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. (Patrick's facial expression becomes a happy one) The end.''
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Patrick Star]]''' narrating ''Literature/TheUglyBarnacle''[[labelnote:*]] That didn't help at all![[/labelnote]]

-> ''And so, as the sun rises on the Matrix, most of humanity's still enslaved by the robot overlords, while the rest continue to rot in a damp cave with poor ventilation miles underground. [[SarcasmMode What a glorious ending to over six hours of movie]]!''
-->-- '''Kevin Murphy''', Podcast/RiffTrax commentary of ''Film/TheMatrixRevolutions''
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