-> ''"Ahh! Something's trying to kill me! It's the best day ever!"''
--> -- '''The Chief of Knothole Glade's Son''', ''VideoGame/{{Fable I}}.''

-> ''"There's this part in the game where you lose all your extreme powers and have to go on a bunch of escort missions, but don't play that part of the game. That part sucks."''
--> -- '''Johnny X-Treme, about his (fake) game, Johnny's X-Treme Adventure''', ''Series/XPlay''

->''"We HATE escort missions!"''
--> -- '''Series/XPlay CatchPhrase'''

->''"I know what you're thinking. This sounds like an escort mission. Well, deal with it!"''
--> -- '''Sergeant Abraham "Grandpa" Simpson''', ''TheSimpsonsGame''

->''And boy were all the rumors about unreliable adventurers true. I'd heard that many, many escorted people die when their adventurer flees and protects himself. It is TRUE. Once I got an escort, I headed off in the right direction immediately. However, for some reason, he did not immediately follow, let alone lead. Didn't he know the way to go? Foolish man. Why am I offering my special trainings to someone who doesn't even know where the local portals are!''
-->--'''Loremaster Verutir''', ''VideoGame/TalesOfMajEyal''

->''Using the word "escort" to describe core game-play is like using the words "bloody and viscous" to describe a urine sample.''
-->--'''Ben "Yahtzee, Croshaw''', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' review of ''VideoGame/{{AMY}}''