->'''Buford:''' She gives me the willies...
->'''Phineas:''' ...Little Suzy Johnson gives you the willies?
->'''Buford:''' You don't know, man. ''You don't know!''
-->-- ''PhineasAndFerb'', "One Good Scare Ought To Do It!"

->'''Gabe:''' I did punch a baby once, in anger. In my defense, the baby was being kind of a dick.
->'''Tycho:''' Yeah, I don't know what that baby's problem was.
-->-- ''PennyArcade'', [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/12/03/ Dark Truths]]

->Everyone's going to be free
->But they'll have to agree to be free
->They'll have to agree to be less free than me
->'Cos I rule the world you see
->So wait for the army of kiddie winkies
->And terrible tiny tots
->In armoured school buses
->Firing poison pea-shooters
->And sinking their milkteeth into your thighs
->Delapsus resurgam! When I fall I shall rise!
-->-- ''10CC'', "I Want to Rule the World"

->'''Ladd:''' You...You're not really a child, are you?
->[[spoiler:'''Czeslaw:''']] Glad to see you understand so quickly. Now, if you can kill all of those passengers for me...
-->-- ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}!''

->It is total propaganda that all children are good and innocent.
-->-- '''Symus''', ''CwensQuest''

->"Is he not beautiful?" she cried. "Is my son not beautiful, as fair as the summer sun?"
->These were her last words.
-->-- ''Franchise/TheDarkTower'' [[Literature/TheDarkTower VII]]

->"I hope to meet you again, Flit-oniisan... ''(gives a PsychoticSmirk)'' if you survive long enough, that is."
-->-- '''Desil Galette,''' ''Anime/MobileSuitGundamAGE''

->'''Gabe:''' These are babies that lie. Babies that cheat. And yeah, babies that kill.
->'''Tycho:''' How can a baby do those things?
->'''Gabe:''' Man, you're asking me to get inside the head of some crazy-ass, fucked-up baby. I don't want to go there.
-->-- ''PennyArcade'', [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/10/26/ Babicide]]

->''"The look on your face when a toddler rips your heart out and shows it to you? Priceless."''
-->-- '''Richard''', ''LookingForGroup''
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