->''Everyone's going to be free\\
But they'll have to agree to be free\\
They'll have to agree to be less free than me\\
'Cos I rule the world you see\\
So wait for the army of kiddie winkies\\
And terrible tiny tots\\
In armoured school buses\\
Firing poison pea-shooters\\
And sinking their milkteeth into your thighs\\
Delapsus resurgam! When I fall I shall rise!''
-->-- ''10CC'', "I Want to Rule the World"

->'''Buford:''' She gives me the willies...\\
'''Phineas:''' ''Little Suzy Johnson'' gives you the willies?\\
'''Buford:''' You don't know, man. You don't know!
-->-- ''PhineasAndFerb'', "One Good Scare Ought To Do It!"

->'''Gabe:''' These are babies that lie. Babies that cheat. And yeah, babies that kill.\\
'''Tycho:''' How can a baby do those things?\\
'''Gabe:''' Man, you're asking me to get inside the head of some crazy-ass, fucked-up baby. I don't want to go there.
-->-- ''PennyArcade'', [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/10/26/ Babicide]]

->'''Ladd:''' You...You're not really a child, are you?\\
[[spoiler:'''Czeslaw:''']] Glad to see you understand so quickly. Now, if you can kill all of those passengers for me...
-->-- ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}!''

->It is total propaganda that all children are good and innocent.
-->-- '''Symus''', ''CwensQuest''

->"Is he not beautiful?" she cried. "Is my son not beautiful, as fair as the summer sun?"\\\
These were her last words.
-->-- ''Franchise/TheDarkTower'' [[Literature/TheDarkTower VII]]

->I hope to meet you again, Flit-oniisan... ''(gives a PsychoticSmirk)'' if you survive long enough, that is.
-->-- '''Desil Galette,''' ''Anime/MobileSuitGundamAGE''

->The look on your face when a toddler rips your heart out and shows it to you? Priceless.
-->-- '''Richard''', ''LookingForGroup''

->Somewhere in a Little Tikes Climb & Slide Castle, Music/JustinBieber is holding a meeting with his lawyer Teddius Stuffington, Esq. to discuss last night’s on-point ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' commercial spoofing those busted black and white Calvin Klein ads. ''“They’re just jealous haters. Can we sue them for being jealous haters? Think about it and get back to me – I want to watch ''WesternAnimation/BubbleGuppies'' before my nap.”''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/18/cue-justin-bieber-threatening-to-sue-snl-in-3-2-1/ Dlisted]]''''', "Cue Justin Bieber Threatening To Sue SNL In 3…2…1…"