-->'''Empowered''': Uh... '''Hello,''' there! Welcome to '''my story''', okay?\\
It's a story about-- well, you'll '''see''' what it's about.\\
So, um... '''enjoy''', I guess...?

-->'''[=ThugBoy=]''': Sorry, but I'm not gonna let anyone '''talk trash''' about my favorite superhero. Not even my favorite superhero '''herself'''.

-->'''Ninjette''': Can't be a goody-goody '''superheroine''' 'cause I don't have a '''[[MostCommonSuperpower nice, big rack!]]''' *urrp*

-->'''Major Havoc''': 'Scuse me while I cry havoc!

-->'''Willy Pete''': Then eat a few '''more''' pieces of you both... then *** s'more... then keep eatin' an' ***in' an' eatin' an' ***in' 'til you're '''all gone'''.

-->'''Empowered''': Do you seriously expect me to believe that you doofi actually conducted a focus-group test on a bunch of supervillains...? How many of your people died horribly in the process?

-->'''Demonwolf''': But long after you are dead, and this city is ashes, and your species are extinct... and this planet is a graveyard, and every star in its sky has gone dark, and all the universe beyond is lifeless and still... I will carry your memory with me, perfect in every detail, into the next universe. And I will see you then exactly as I see you now. Warm and passionate and violent and alluring and misguided and aroused and damaged and alive. From my point of view, you will never truly die, Kozue.

-->'''Deathmonger''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards This could be considered a token -- if temporary -- measure of suprahuman solidarity between two misunderstood ladyscapes]]. What? [[SamusIsAGirl Everyone just ''assumed'' I was male]]. The ruthless, Nietzschean will to power, however, isn't gender-specific.

-->'''Empowered''': Hey, how would '''YOU''' like to be stuck in a supposedly ''humorous'' book written by some '''PRICK''' with a demonstrated '''mean streak?''' [[note]]Emp using her MediumAwareness to discover that her comic book creator has a mindset that would impress George R.R. Martin[[/note]]

--> '''Maidman''': Clean up your act, douchecapes, or suffer the frilly, lacy, panty-flashing consequences! Maidman, out!
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