->"''If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the [[ElvisImpersonator impersonators]] would be dead.''"
-->--Johnny Carson

->'''Before Anyone Did Anything, Elvis Did Everything'''
-->--Title of a 2003 compilation album released in Britain

->''Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis,''
->''Cause Elvis is a perfect being!''
->''We're all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness.''
->''Soon all will become Elvis.''
->''Everything, everywhere will be Elvis.''
->''Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?''
->''It's really Elvislution!''
-->--MojoNixon, "Elvis Is Everywhere"

->"''So what if he looks like a warthog in heat?\\
He knows we all love him we'll just watch him eat\\
So tear off the cover from his hotel retreat\\
And bring back the King for the man in the street''"
-->--'''Music/FrankZappa''', "''Elvis Has Just Left the Building''"

->"''Up in Memphis the music's like a heatwave\\
White lightning bound to drive you wild\\
Mama's baby's in the heart of every schoolgirl\\
'Love Me Tender' leaves 'em cryin' in the aisle\\
The way he moved, it was a sin, so sweet and true\\
Always wanting more, he kept you longing for''\\
\\
''Black velvet and that little boy's smile\\
Black velvet and that soft Southern style\\
A new religion that'll bring you to your knees\\
Black velvet, if you please''"
-->--'''Alannah Myles''', "''Black Velvet''"

->'''[[Music/LittleRichard LITTLE RICHARD]]''':"''Presley was a good performer\\
On stage he was electrifying\\
When he was ill his fans got sick\\
And moaned when he had died\\
All you pimps making money off his name\\
Don't you feel ashamed?\\
He went through the test, he's out of this mess\\
Be my guest and let him rest''"
-->--'''Music/LivingColour''', "''Elvis Is Dead''"
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