->'''Joan:''' How do you do it? \\
'''Holmes:''' Do what?\\
'''Joan:'''' Guess things.\\
'''Holmes:''' I don't "guess", I observe. And once I observe, I deduce.
-->--'''"Pilot"'''

->''"Couching it as a scientific observation [[SarcasmMode totally negates the misogyny]]."''
-->-- '''Joan Watson''' to Sherlock about his "menstrual jokes".

->''"I'm gonna do you the favor of believing you're just an idiot."''
-->-- '''Joan Watson'''

->''"The human face, Watson, is like the penis. Or so said the great personality theorist Silvan Tomkins. The point being: the face, like the male member, has a mind of its own; it betrays us on an almost daily basis; advertises our secrets to those who know what to look for."''
-->-- '''Sherlock Holmes'''

->''"Opinions are like ani, Watson. Everyone has one."''
-->-- '''Sherlock Holmes'''

->''"As if men had a monopoly on murder."''
-->-- '''Jamie Moriarty'''

->''"You know, decorum forbids me from showing my emotions during an interview such as this one, but I assure you, on the inside, I am [[NotSoStoic doubled over with laughter]]."''
-->-- '''Sherlock Holmes'''

->'''Sherlock:''' [Another AA attendee thinks] that the things I have said can be applied to others' quest for sobriety. I support the premise, but not the practice.\\
'''Kitty:''' You are very quotable, you know.\\
'''Sherlock:''' [[HypocriticalHumor "The facility for quotation covers an absence of original thought."]][[note]]Sherlock is quoting Literature/LordPeterWimsey.[[/note]]\\
'''Kitty:''' You just did it again.
-->-- '''"End of Watch"'''
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