%% Quotes should be ordered from earliest to latest. Multiple quotes from one day should be placed in order of appearance in-comic; for instances where a story comic, sketchbook, and/or EGS:NP comic were posted on the same day, story comic quotes should go before NP quotes, which go before sketchbook quotes. All quotes should be linked to the comic from which they came.
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!!Unmarked Spoilers Below

->"''Easily the most perverted squeaky clean comic on the net.''"
-->-- '''Tangents Reviews'''

->''I sense a disturbance in the goo.''
-->-- '''Elliot''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-01-30 here.]]

->'''Tedd:''' Worry not, comrade, for I have a plan!\\
'''Elliot:''' That worries me...
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-02-05 This Comic]]

->''Waffles versus lesbians... There just isn't any contest!''
-->-- '''Tedd''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-02-16 here.]]

->'''Sarah:''' Why is [Nanase] dressed like that?\\
'''Justin:''' Black belts get to wear what they want.\\
'''Sarah:''' That a rule?\\
'''Justin:''' Sorta; nobody is brave enough to tell them no.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-04-07 This Comic]]

->''You sound awfully annoyed for a guy with a furry fetish and a half-cat girlfriend.''
-->-- '''Grace''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-05-09 here]].

->'''Principal:''' Tedd, I have called you here to discuss that horrid goo you brought to life...\\
'''Tedd:''' *Sigh* Look, I keep trying to tell people, I did '''NOT''' bring that goo to life! I was following the instructions given to me. Whatever it was that brought the goo to life, it '''WASN'T ME'''!\\
'''Principal:''' [[VisibleSilence ...]] Does that mean you '''CAN'T''' make me an army of goo-based hall monitors?\\
'''Tedd:''' Even if I could, I would not give in to the dark side so easily.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=133 This Comic]].

->'''Elliot:''' Uh, dad? I need to borrow some money for clothes...\\
'''Mr. Dunkel:''' Son, does this have anything to do with the fact that you've apparently been turned into a girl?\\
'''Elliot:''' Yes sir.\\
'''Mr. Dunkel:''' I see... How long are you stuck like this?\\
'''Elliot:''' Might be a month, sir.\\
'''Mr. Dunkel:''' Hmm... Well, I'll give you some money. But in the future I expect you to be more careful when playing with that friend of yours. Something's not quite right with that boy.
-->-- [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2002-06-18 This Comic]]

->'''''READ''' OR THE OWL WILL EAT YOU.''
-->-- '''School Mural''', first seen [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-06-22 here.]] Also appears [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-06-24 here.]]

->'''''Crud-crud-crud-crud-aw-crud-it's-already-after-10-crud-crud-crud-major-crud-crud-on-a-cracker-crud-crud-crud!!!'''''\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
''Oh boy, I'm sorry... I was swearing like a sailor...''
-->-- '''Grace''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-09-20 here.]]

->''Am I supposed to be afraid? Sorry, but it's kind of hard to frighten the dead...''
-->-- '''Ellen''', to the Omega Goo, [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-10-22 here.]]

->'''Susan:''' I'm Susan. Who are you?\\
'''Grace:''' I'm Clark.\\
'''Susan:''' "Clark"?\\
'''Greg:''' ''[whispering]'' [-Claire!-]\\
'''Grace:''' Claire?\\
'''Greg:''' [-Claire.-]\\
'''Grace:''' Name's Claire.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-11-07 This Comic]]

->''I don't care if it is proving to be effective, this tactic is just embarrassing...''
-->-- '''Susan''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-11-19 here.]]

->''Hello, this is the daughter you forgot you gave birth to.''
-->-- '''Title''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-02-06 here.]]

->''Well, I've always wanted a daughter... And this time, having an unexpected child won't force me to drop out of anything.''
-->-- '''Mrs. Dunkel''', right after meeting Ellen, [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-02-14 here.]]

->'''Mr. Dunkel:''' Ok, so you're not sharing a bed with your sister/daughter. That's good.\\
'''Elliot:''' Well yeah, I mean-- Wait, sister/'''''DAUGHTER?!'''''
-->-- [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2003-02-17 This Comic]]

->'''''I'm too young and too male to be the mother of a seventeen year old female me!!!'''''
-->-- '''Elliot''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-02-19 here.]]

->''Rated "R" for language, violence, and frequent and gratuitous loincloth removal.''
-->-- '''Movie''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-06-22 here.]]

->'''Damien:''' All of you animal people have horrible names.\\
'''"Cat":''' Well, uh, what can you expect? We were named by scientists, not writers or cartoonists.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-12-11 This Comic]]

->'''Guineas:''' Squee snort squa squee!\\
'''Hedge:''' Who is "Timmy", and how did he wind up down a well?\\
'''Guineas:''' '''''SQUEE~!'''''\\
'''Hedge:''' Oh, sorry, I misheard you.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-12-17 This Comic]]

->'''Ellen:''' That's the craziest idea I've ever heard.\\
'''Grace:''' You don't like the idea?\\
'''Ellen:''' I ''love'' it!
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2004-12-01 This Comic]]

->''Never underestimate mysterious characters with strange hair.''
-->-- '''Noah''', [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/sketchbook/?date=2004-12-31 here (sketchbook).]]

->''It sounds like one big awkward moment.''
-->-- '''Elliot''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-01-28 summing up most of the early comic in one sentence.]]

->'''Male French Immortal:''' This would be an excellent time to use our special memory retrieval techniques.\\
'''Female French Immortal:''' It's a shame we forgot how to do those.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-02-09 This Comic]]

->''Why does this bother me so much? I've seen Grace as a guy before, back when she was in my form! Why didn't '''that''' bother me this much?!'' ''[{{beat}}]'' ''Either [[RunningGag I'm a narcissist, or I'm just that girly]]. Either way, it's a disturbing revelation...''
-->-- '''Tedd''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-02-11 here.]]

->'''Male French Immortal:''' ...I don't think you've thought this through...\\
'''Female French Immortal:''' Of course I haven't!
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-02-18 This Comic]]

->''Suspension of Disbelief #967 - Being Morphed by a Beam of Energy is Good for You''
-->-- '''Title''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-02-25 here.]]

->'''Sarah:''' What kind of girlfriend are you?!\\
'''Elliot:''' The guy kind?
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-03-09 This Comic]]

->'''Grace:''' '''''Thank you, Daddy!'''''\\
'''Mr. Verres:''' Daddy?! Since when-- I'm not-- I'm just--\\
'''Grace:''' You're like a father to me!\\
'''Mr. Verres:''' ...But you're my son's girlfriend.\\
'''Grace:''' We're a strange family.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-04-27 This Comic]]

->'''Hedge:''' You're happy?\\
'''Vladia:''' Yes! Can't you tell? I haven't threatened to hurt anyone in days!
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-05-04 This Comic]]

->'''Elliot:''' I'd better go make sure the cake won't transform anyone...\\
'''Grace:''' You needn't worry! [Tedd's] metamorphic food additives are only theoretical at this point!
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-05-27 This Comic]]

->'''Grace:''' We should play cupid and help get their relationship going!\\
'''Sarah:''' No, no, we shouldn't meddle! We might make things worse!\\
'''Grace:''' Darn. I guess it's just as well; Tedd's dad said I'm not allowed to run around naked anyway.\\
'''Sarah:''' ...I can never tell when you're joking...
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-07-09 This Comic]] ("Because Cupid is Traditionally Represented as a Naked Cherub, THAT'S Why!")

->'''Susan:''' If you really want to thank me, you can remove your cat from my head.\\
'''Grace:''' But he looks so comfortable!
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-08-01 This Comic]]

->'''Susan:''' Um... Grace, no offense, but isn't ''Tedd'' our resident MadScientist? Do you know what you're doing?\\
'''Grace:''' Oh, don't worry, I'm plenty crazy!
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-08-11 This Comic]]

->''How dare you be someone I can't dislike...''
-->-- '''Justin''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-08-31 here.]]

->''I'm wearing a skirt, and [[GenderBender I have boobs]]. I'm not going to start worrying about my manly image '''now!'''''
-->-- '''Elliot''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-10-15 here.]]

->'''Grace:''' This isn't the first time he's seen me as a guy. He had no problem with it when I was in his form and looked like him!\\
'''Susan:''' Maybe he's a narcissist.\\
'''Sarah:''' [[RunningGag Or just that girly]].
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2006-02-06 This Comic]]

->'''Ellen:''' Nanase still won't open up to me. She won't let me into her closet. ...Or whatever would be metaphorically appropriate given our situation...\\
[...]\\
'''Elliot:''' You know technically, if you got into the closet with her, that would suggest you'd be hiding your interest in girls as well.\\
'''Ellen:''' Given that I'd be in the closet with another girl, I don't think I'd be doing a very good job.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2006-02-08 This Comic]]

->'''Mr. Verres:''' ''[thinking]'' ''Wait a minute... Did I actually agree to buy pizza for '''eight teenagers?!''''' '''NOOOOO~!!!'''\\
'''Female Agent:''' You have objections to my findings?\\
'''Mr. Verres:''' No, no. That cry of anguish was completely unrelated. Please continue.
-->-- [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2006-02-13 This Comic]]

->''...I sure as heck don't want to risk getting Elliot pregnant!''\\
''Which, by the way, is a sentence I '''never''' thought I'd say...''
-->-- '''Sarah''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2006-02-22 here.]]

->''Nanase, don't take this the wrong way, but... '''HOW THE HELL ARE YOU NOT FAT?'''''
-->-- '''Susan''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2006-03-13 here.]]

->''I had believed I would be able to fill half this journal by this point; I've yet to reach even ten pages. I may only reach ten pages by way of complaining about how I've yet to reach ten pages.''
-->-- '''Susan''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2006-03-20 here.]]

->''Karaoke isn't about good or bad! It's about picking up a microphone and letting your spirit soar free in the company of others! Singing well is nothing compared to the liberation of heart and soul that is Karaoke!''\\
''That's what is says in the instructions, anyway.''\\
''Hey, look! A singing fish!''
-->-- '''Grace''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2006-03-27 here.]]

->'''Grace:''' I knew of nose beepery and second life dreamery, but I only knew about as much as I think Elliot did.\\
'''Tedd:''' "Dreamery"?\\
'''Grace:''' I have my ''own'' dictionary.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2006-05-12 This Comic]]

->''You were only OK with me being a male because it feels different to be with one's own self... and couples switching bodies is #37 on you list of wierd things you like.''\\
''It's also possible [[RunningGag you're just that girly]], but I don't think you're a narcissist.''
-->-- '''Grace''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2006-08-07 here.]]

->'''Agent Wolf:''' Agent Verres, do you recall the incident with the trans-dimensional walrus?\\
'''Mr. Verres:''' ''No'', Agent Wolf. I have somehow ''forgotten'' that there was a ''dimension-hopping walrus''.\\
'''Agent Wolf:''' [[SarcasmBlind Right, well, there was this dimension-hopping walrus...]]\\
'''Mr. Verres:''' ''[{{facepalm}}]''
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2007-01-08 This Comic]]

->''I mean, [[CatholicSchoolGirlsRule I like uniforms]], but what's the point [[ComicallyMissingThePoint if everyone in a group is wearing the same thing?]]''
-->-- '''Tedd''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2007-08-17 here.]]

->''[[BrokenBird Nothing that makes me happy ever lasts.]]''
-->-- '''Susan''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2007-09-14 here]].

->'''Grace:''' Tedd said if ''I'' was ''Superman'', ''he'd'' be ''Batman''.\\
'''Justin:''' And you're dating. I think I've read that fan fiction.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2007-10-24 This Comic]]

->'''Ellen:''' (coming into class) Uh, hi, [[PunnyName Mr. Alephnull]]? I'm Ellen, and this is Grace.\\
'''Mr. Alephnull:''' ''[cooly]'' Ah, yes, the mysterious new students.\\
'''Ellen:''' What? No. No, we're not mysterious!\\
'''Mr. Alephnull:''' Of ''course'' you are. Two new students joining us on the same day with the same schedule and who apparently have known each other beforehand? It ''reeks'' of mystery. ''[dramatically]'' Mysteries, however, are what math is for! If we take today's date, factor in your respective days of birth... Apply the visible percentage of the current moon phase, work in your genders (XX) as variables... ...And a little of this... ...A little of that... ...[[CarryTheOne Carry the one]]... ''[normally]'' Huh. That's odd. [[AccidentalTruth The end result appears to be a duplicate squirrel of some sort]].\\
'''Ellen:''' '''''What?!'''''\\
'''Grace:''' '''''Really?!'''''\\
'''Mr. Alephnull:''' ''[brightly]'' Nah. I'm just messing with you. That was pure gibberish! Come, let us get you two introduced.
-->-- [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2007-12-17 This comic]]

->'''Grace:''' I'm sorry!\\
'''Rhoda:''' Oh no, ''no! I'm'' sorry! Don't feel sorry! Making ''you'' feel sorry makes ''me'' feel sorry!!\\
'''Grace:''' ''I'm sorry I'm sorry!''\\
'''Diane:''' Rhoda? Are you in here?\\
'''Grace:''' ''I'm sorry!''\\
'''Rhoda:''' ''I'm sorry!''\\
'''Diane:''' [[VisibleSilence ...]]
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-01-29 This Comic]]

->'''Mr. Washington:''' ''Mr. Raven!'' You will ''stop'' being ''creepy and weird'' this ''instant!'' Do you hear me?!\\
'''Mr. Raven:''' ''[overly pleasant]'' Objection... Withdrawn.\\
'''Mr. Washington:''' Mr. Raven, what did I ''just say'' about behaving weirdly and creepily? A moment ago, you were yelling, and now you're smiling and taking it all back? What are you--\\
'''Mr. Raven:''' ''[gushing] Oh'', don't mind me. Didn't get enough sleep last night, low blood sugar, bit my tongue, cut off in traffic, ''you'' know how it is.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-04-07 These]] [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-04-09 Comics]]

->'''Mr. Raven:''' I'll see you two back in class. '''''[[EvilLaugh HAHAHAHAAA!!!]]'''''\\
'''Ellen:''' ...Is that the strangest he's...?\\
'''Mr. Washington:''' I've seen worse.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-04-09 This Comic]]

->''What exactly is the significance of a sneeze that results in zapping? That will be addressed later. For now, it is enough to know that Ellen has sneezed in such a way that has significantly increased the mass of her hair and bust. This happens regularly to several women I know, so really, I don’t get why Ellen is so shocked here.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-04-11 here.]]

->''This could be it... the opportunity I've been waiting for! All I have to do is wait for Ellen to eat dinner with Elliot, and amplify any desire Ellen may have for '''pepper''' to its '''maximum! [[EvilLaugh HAHAHAHA!]]'''''\\
...Wow.'' I really '''am''' desperate for a plan.''
-->-- '''Magus''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-04-14 here.]]

->'''Mr. Raven:''' "Awakenings"? Is that [[PerfectlyCromulentWord even a word]]?\\
'''Catalina:''' Who ''cares''? It sounds ''[[RuleOfCool cool]]''!\\
'''Mr. Raven:''' There is nothing "cool" about ''[[GrammarNazi improper grammar]].''
-->-- The [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-04-18 cover page]] for the Sister II StoryArc (Alternate link [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/index.php?arcid=57 here]])

->'''Susan:''' '''''I hate this stupid school and everyone in it!'''''\\
'''Elliot:''' ...Even us?\\
'''Susan:''' '''''Especially you!'''''\\
'''Elliot:''' What?\\
'''Susan:''' No, sorry, I'm just stressed out. All I'm trying to do is help people, and I'm getting nothing but grief for it.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-04-21 This Comic]]

->''Is it apparent yet that I like the idea of people simply giving Tedd dirty looks and his defending whatever horrible thing he just said while the others remain silent? Well, I DO.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-04-25 here.]]

->''Nanase was originally going to do a SpitTake in the last panel, but I considered it too gross and didn’t want to deal with the aftermath of spat out milk getting all over the table, their lunches, and most likely Justin. So instead, Nanase just nearly chokes while drinking. I suppose it says something that I'd rather have that happen than have an unsanitary mess to deal with even within a comic, but I’d rather not put too much thought into that.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-04-28 here.]]

->'''Susan:''' ...I think you've injured my brain.\\
'''Tedd:''' Injured it with ''logic!''\\
'''Susan:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Sure. Let's call it]] "logic"...
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-05-05 This Comic]]

->''...The point with THIS specific girl is that she has no issues flaunting her stuff and will gladly portray herself as a sex object. Granted, nothing that she says or does in this comic explicitly establishes that, but I'm counting on all of you to unfairly judge her based on this one brief encounter.''\\
''You should be ashamed of yourselves.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-05-07 here.]]

->''Speaking of the alien in the last panel, even though we clearly weren't...''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-05-07 here (same as above).]]

->'''Elliot:''' ''Ellen, please, a little privacy! Bathroom time is me time!''\\
'''Ellen:''' I don't even want to know.\\
'''Elliot:''' What? ''No, wait! Interpret that in a good way! '''A good way!'''''
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-06-06 This Comic]]

->'''[[GoodAngelBadAngel Nature]]:''' Hug him! Hug him like you've ''never hugged anyone before!''\\
'''[[GoodAngelBadAngel Nurture]]:''' '''''What?! No! Don't do it!'''''\\
'''Nature:''' Hug hug hug hug hug- '''''MMPH!'''''\\
'''Nurture:''' ''[grabs Nature]'' Quiet, you!\\
'''Nature:''' ''[[[HumanHummingbird flails arms]]]'' '''''MMMPH!'''''\\
'''Nurture:''' Quit squirming!
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-06-16 This Comic]]

->''If I don't spell it all out now, the only one who needs know the difference should I change things later is me.''\\
''Assuming I don't mention it in the commentary. Which I'm likely to do.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-06-27 here.]]

->''...That girly scream was less manly than I would have liked...''
-->-- '''Elliot''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-07-25 here.]]

->''Speaking of using "she" to refer to Elliot, isn't amazing how complicated and confusing pronoun usage can get while discussing El Goonish Shive?''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-07-25 here.]]

->''I am an '''ENDLESS BARREL''' [[MrExposition of exposition]]!''
-->-- '''Mr. Verres''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2008-11-26 here.]]

->''He’s a guy who cares, tries hard and means well, but is completely nuts.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2009-01-13 here,]] referring to Moperville North's principal.

->''Ed, I '''''grew up''''' in Moperville. '''Weird stuff''' happens here...''
-->-- '''Carol Brown''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2009-01-20 here.]]

->''I think you broke Tedd.''
-->-- '''Ellen''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2009-02-21 here.]]

->''Why would anybody '''do''' that?!''
-->-- '''Abraham''', [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2009-03-06 here]], after hearing that someone had turned a boy into a girl. Also a [[LampshadeHanging decent summary for the comic]].

->''...It '''is''' worth noting that clouds have '''very''' little pride and rain only as necessary.''
-->-- '''Mr. Raven''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2009-03-12 here.]]

->''...That still leaves us with '''two options'''.''\\
''One, you restore power, unblock communications, and surrender.''\\
''Two, you die.''
-->-- '''Mr. Raven''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2009-06-06 here.]]

->'''Abraham:''' ...The diamond has proved impossible to destroy, and attempting to hide it has failed. I suspect it has a will of its own, somehow finding its way to cursed beings.\\
'''Mr. Raven:''' Have you considered ''[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Mount Doom]]?'' I'm sure we could rustle up some ''sacrificial hobbits''.\\
'''Abraham:''' I... What?\\
'''Mr. Raven:''' Mount Doom? A fictional volcano? How ''dare'' you survive to this age and not get that reference.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2009-06-09 This Comic]]

->'''Abraham:''' Feined frailty, no "En Garde"... '''''Have you no honor?!'''''\\
'''Raven:''' The lives of my students are more important. [-Besides which, I ''did'' warn you...-]
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2009-06-25 This Comic]]

->'''You've asked many times what my name is. I have had many, but I will give you the full name I have chosen for myself.'''\\
'''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Pandora. Chaos. Raven.]]'''''\\
'''Refer to me as one or as all, I ''will'' live up to the name.'''
-->-- '''Chaos''', [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2009-11-13 here]].

->'''''With each spell cast, a chance for new power.'''''\\
'''''Spells that reflect who you are...'''''\\
'''''What motivates you...'''''\\
'''''And the sacrifices you have made.'''''\\
'''''You are willing to die for her.'''''\\
'''''If you weren't...'''''\\
'''''You would never have earned [[DeadlyUpgrade this spell]].'''''\\
'''''Try not to [[HeroicRROD die too quickly]].'''''
-->-- '''Chaos''', [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2009-10-03 here ("One Last Spell")]]

->''What can I say? I'm a MadScientist on a budget.''
-->-- '''Tedd''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-03-01 here.]]

->'''Tedd:''' For the record, I am ''much'' more interested in figuring out ''the science'' behind all this than staring at a women's ''naked breasts!''\\
'''Tedd:''' ...Oh, dear lord, [[WhatHaveIBecome what have I become?]]\\
'''Elliot:''' I dunno. Mature?\\
'''Tedd:''' '''''[[CatchPhrase Blasphemy.]]'''''
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-03-03 This Comic]]

->''...Okay, no, he's totally a bad guy. Is that a spoiler? I don't think it's a spoiler. Look at that thing. It probably ate a puppy for breakfast right before it burned down an orphanage and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking talked loudly on a cell phone at a restaurant]].''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-04-09 here.]]

->'''Sarah:''' I thought you liked Grace.\\
'''Susan:''' ''Liking'' someone and wanting to spend '''''sixteen hours in a car with them''''' are two entirely different things.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-04-28 This Comic]]

->'''''DIE BY THE SHELLS OF YOUR FALLEN COMRADES, YOU @#$! TURTLES!'''''\\
''[beat]''\\
''I'm actually okay with turtles, but these ones kidnap princesses. That's just wrong.
-->-- '''Grace''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-05-07 here]].

->''Hairstyle continuity and logic is SeriousBusiness.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook/?date=2010-05-18 here (sketchbook).]]

->''People have different standards when it comes to arguing what is and isn't a vampire...''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?date=2010-05-21 here.]]

->''I have frequently seen Susan described as having a "bored" look on her face. For a long time now, I have seen it as [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone something else]].''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2010-05-31 here.]]

->'''Susan:''' I've summoned a fairy version of you that acts out my subconscious.\\
'''Nanase:''' Sounds like it.\\
'''Susan:''' What the hell.
-->-- [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2010-06-04 This Comic]]

->''A general goes to war with the army she has, and her army is herself, a shapeshifter, a girl with a beret, and an embarrassing fairy doll. Go team Susan!''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-06-07 here.]]

->'''''Oh, what the hell?''' What part of my subconscious do you represent, my drunk hippy side? Because I '''will''' drown you in conservative talk radio.''
-->-- '''Susan''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-06-09 here.]]

->''I think I've got a ways to go before I go that far off the deep end, but I'm getting there. I'll keep trying, doing my best, and maybe, just maybe, one day I will successfully go completely off my rocker and jump over dozens of sharks.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-06-23 here.]]

->''Dying is usually inconvenient.''
-->-- '''Susan''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-07-26 here.]]

->'''''Don't worry! It's just a minor [[HeroicBSOD angst-induced awakening]]! She [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial totally won't be in a murderous rage afterward]]!'''''\\
''[[[FromBadToWorse it gets worse]]]''\\
''Okay, so maybe it's a '''major''' angst-induced awakening.''
-->-- '''Jerry''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-07-07 here.]]

->''Susan, I believe you are in '''serious''' need of stress relief. {{Angst}}-induced awakenings are usually triggered by things like murdered loved ones or a village burning down, not disappointment over origin stories.''
-->-- '''Jerry''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-07-09 here.]]

->'''Susan:''' I require illusory carrots.\\
'''Commentary:''' This comic has [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative at least the third-most subtext-filled request for illusory carrots]] in the history of comics.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-07-12 This Comic]]

->'''Susan:''' But you don't owe me anything...\\
'''Jerry:''' Immortals owe you something. I'm here and have pointy ears. May as well be me.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-07-19 This Comic]]

->''There has been an ongoing debate regarding whether Sarah should get magic. It has existed before Sarah ever officially expressed an interest in magic, but it's kicked into high gear since then.''\\
''And now we have a comic ending on a cliffhanger that could result in Sarah getting magic but could easily go either way.''\\
''Hehehe.''\\
''Ha ha ha.''\\
''[[EvilLaugh MUH-HAHAHAHAHA~]]!''\\
''...''\\
''Ha.''\\
''Okay, in all seriousness, I am SO hiding from the forums this week.''\\
-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-07-19 here]]

->''Once again, personal growth and maturity have gotten in the way of a good time.''
-->-- '''Jerry''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-07-21 here.]]

->''Perhaps you are unfamiliar with my vernacular. [[SophisticatedAsHell "Piss off" implies that I wish for you to leave]]. And preferably injure yourself.''
-->-- '''Sirleck''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-08-11 here.]]

->'''Sirleck:''' I have no reason to listen to you now.\\
'''Magus:''' Oh yes, you do.\\
'''Sirleck:''' Really? And what reason is that?\\
'''Magus:''' Because you can't hurt me. I never sleep or run out of breath, and I have nothing better to do than follow you around and incessantly babble about anything and everything.\\
''[[[BeatPanel beat]]]''\\
'''Sirleck:''' I will listen.\\
'''Magus:''' To my plan or incessant babbling?\\
'''Sirleck:''' Your plan, so both.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-08-11 This Comic]]

->''My training could inadvertently give a sociopath atomic breath or something. While awesome, that would be totally irresponsible.''
-->-- '''Greg''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-08-25 here.]]

->''Any similarities to any real people living, dead, and/or the opposite gender are entirely coincidental.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-09-17 here.]]

->''If defying the laws of physics made Series/DoctorWho cry, he'd never get anything done.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-10-04 here.]]

->''This is one of those things I'm apathetic about that everyone else finds creepy, isn't it?''
-->-- '''Grace''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-11-19 here.]]

->''But seriously, how could I NOT have mild mannered Elliot be attracted to Justin? That would be like having a hang glider and not playing a guitar solo in the light of a full moon. It just wouldn't make SENSE.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook/?date=2010-11-23 here (sketchbook).]]

->'''Arthur:''' There are those with power. The misinformed would call them wizards. They are but people with power they did not ask for and cannot explain. For now, they are hidden, but remember my words. Their weight will grow.\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''News Anchor:''' Coming up next: Join me for the next fifty-five minutes as I speculate why wizards would be prone to obesity.\\
'''Arthur:''' My words. The weight of my '''''words''''' will grow.\\
'''News Anchor:''' Thanks. I almost had something to talk about.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-03 This Comic]]

->''Does anybody else feel weird that we're rooting '''for''' covering up the truth?''
-->-- '''Grace''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-06 here.]]

->''Come to think of it, does a meme without cat really count as a meme? I mean, REALLY count?''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-06 here.]]

->''I'd like to say that people in general could handle and be trusted with the truth about magic, but then, I've '''''met''''' people.''
-->-- '''Justin''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-08 here.]]

->'''Mr. Dunkel:''' If you're going to be out late fighting evil, you need to call home first!\\
'''Mrs. Dunkel:''' That's right. It affects our ability to plan supper and alibis.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-10 This Comic]]

->'''Elliot:''' I fail at perversion.\\
'''Ellen:''' Need some tips?
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-13 This Comic]]

->''What does "[[ExpospeakGag exorbitant breadth]]" mean, and what does it have to do with [[MostCommonSuperpower my chest?]]''
-->-- '''Elliot''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-15 here.]]

->'''Ellen:''' But don't you want to see what the party animal form is like?\\
'''Elliot:''' That form doesn't sound like a good idea on a school night. Or ever.\\
'''Ellen:''' It shouldn't be '''''that''''' bad. The book made it clear that any outward signs of drunkenness would be purely for show.\\
'''Elliot:''' Goodnight, Ellen.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-17 This Comic]]

->'''Random Girl 1:''' I can't believe he stood up to that fire monster!\\
'''Random Girl 2:''' I can't believe he kicked it all the way into the river!\\
'''Random Girl 3:''' I can't believe he's '''''gay!''''' [[NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat Not that there's anything wrong with that]]. I'm just upset that I can't ask him out.\\
'''Random Girl 1:''' Don't you already have a boyfriend?\\
'''Random Girl 3:''' Of course I do. He's right here.\\
'''Boyfriend:''' I am less than happy right now.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-20 This Comic]]

->''For whatever reason, I found being less specific in the comic more amusing. It's possible that Disney is just a funnier word than Mulan, or that something is broken in my brain. I bet it's both!''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-22 here.]]

->''I'm honestly not sure if this is possible, but the idea intrigued me and the comic already has a shapeshifting squirrel girl with four parents, so it's a bit late to be worrying about what does and doesn't fully match up with reality.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-12-29 here.]]

->''This comic now has my official RECAP SEAL OF APPROVAL! This seal is valid everywhere on Earth [[OfferVoidInNebraska except Arizona]]. I don't know why it's not valid there, but it's beyond my control. My apologies if that inconveniences anyone.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-01-24 here.]]

->''The biggest challenge was the logistics of a bear riding a pogo stick while simultaneously playing an accordion. One or the other, certainly, but both? Madness. Hours of experimentation involving a makeshift pogo stick and a very uncooperative feline later, however, and I had my answer. Thank God for science.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook/?date=2011-02-08 here (sketchbook).]]

->'''Grace:''' I even feel bad that the summoner might die. He tried to kill our friends, and he won't get killed unless he tries to kill ''more'' people! Why should I care?\\
'''Tedd:''' Because you're empathetic. And possibly a hippy.\\
'''Grace:''' That doesn't mean I have to do drugs now, does it?\\
'''Tedd:''' No, I don't think that would end well for anyone.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-02-11 This Comic]]

->''At some point during the production of this comic, I decided I wanted to draw some silly faces. I declared this loudly and threw in a "dammit" to show I meant business. A nearby cat showed no outward signs of being impressed.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-02-14 here.]]

->''Just because someone's athletic, nimble, and has ridiculous hair doesn't mean they've been trained in some dojo. It's entirely possible that they're some manner of chosen one and/or have a part time job saving princesses on the weekend. I knew a guy like that. He was nice, but he was annoying to have around at parties because you just knew you weren't going to top his stories.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-02-18 here.]]

->''This is the part of the commentary where I WANT to say all sorts of stuff, but I don't want to speak too much for the comic and can't think of anything to say so I sort of ramble until I reach some manner of non-sequitur to end on. Hey, look! [[http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook/?date=2011-02-22 A pony!]]''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-02-23 here.]]

->''The entire reason I speak with so much care is that the additional concentration needed helps me focus and not lose my temper.[...] I am good at controlling my temper '''now''', but I was suspended on my first day of high school for beating up two seniors who were playing keep-away with my backpack. I heard they are offensive linemen on a college football team now, whatever that means.''
-->-- '''Noah''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-03-07 here.]]

->''I had an orchestra all set up for an epic anthem of fighting awesomeness, but then I remembered that this isn't actually a fight scene and fired them. They then bluntly reminded me that they had a contract, so they instead followed me around and gave my day a musical soundtrack. It was kind of cool, but a pain in the butt to organize the various forms of transportation necessary. There are some things compact cars weren't designed to transport, and orchestras are among them.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-03-14 here.]]

->''Moperville South apparently has movie-sized air conditioning ducts for ease of suspenseful sneaky sequences, which at the very least explains how Noah fit in there. This does nothing to explain how the hell he's keeping himself from falling in this comic, but I'm sure there's some illogical explanation for it.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-03-23 here.]]

->''Not everything I have to say needs to be a long rant. Just 99% of it.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2011-03-25 here.]]

->''I got sidetracked by a [[BuffySpeak spooky thing]]... but I am here to ask you about a '''[[IncendiaryExponent fire thing]]!'''''
-->-- '''Noah''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-04-06 here.]]

->''That gag's been beaten to death, reanimated, and beaten again. And it amuses me every time.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-04-11 here.]]

->'''Dex:''' ...To save this world... I bring an apocalypse...\\
'''Greg:''' Apocalypses don't work that way.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-05-03 This Comic]]

->''I considered having Arthur [[KickTheDog kick a puppy]] and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking talk loudly during a movie]], but I think it's adequately clear that I'm not trying to make him likable. Authorial intent counts for very little, however, so it's entirely possible you might like him just fine. Just keep in mind that I have that puppy on standby and directions to your favorite movie theater.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-05-09 here.]]

->''I'm not an expert on massive holes in roofs. I could try to learn more. All I'd need would be a stepladder, a jackhammer, and a darn good lawyer for after.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-05-18 here.]]

->''Why yes, the magical fireball of death did stop mid-air while traveling at a fantastic speed without exploding. It's a magical fireball of death. Are you you REALLY going to tell it what it can and cannot do? It could put on a top hat and dance around the room and I'd still tell it it's brilliant. No reason to go around getting something like that cross.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-05-19 here.]]

->'''Greg:''' I'm assuming you're a friend, as I'm guessing you didn't manipulate this guy to blast ''yourself'' with a fireball.\\
'''Child Left Behind:''' [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: Manipulate? ]]
\\
'''Greg:''' Granted, you could just be a ''horribly incompetent'' bad guy, but then I'd just punch you in the face or something.\\
'''Child Left Behind:''' [[/folder]]

[[folder: That will not be necessary ]]
.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-05-20 This Comic]]

->'''Greg:''' Do anything evil and I ''will'' punch you through the face.\\
'''Child Left Behind:''' [[/folder]]

[[folder: I under- ''through'' the face? ]]

-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-05-23 This Comic]]

->''[into phone]'' '''''SHE'S OKAY!'''''\\
''Why yes, I imagine me yelling into the phone would hurt your ears.''
-->-- '''Justin''', to Greg, [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-05-24 here.]]

->''[[/folder]]

[[folder: If something is a foolish shortcut to power, I have been talked out of it. ]]
''
-->-- '''The Child Left Behind''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-05-30 here.]]

->'''Party Elliot:''' Holy crap I feel like I just chugged down an espresso not literally of course that would hurt unless it was cold which wouldn't taste as good wow I look different than I thought I would but I guess it sort of makes sense I look what's the word I think it's spunky but I'm not sure that makes me think of Spunky Brewster but I\\
'''Melissa:''' Personality shift?\\
'''Justin:''' Um, yeah.\\
'''Party Elliot:''' don't really know what Spunky Brewster is or was it Punky Brewster I've\\
'''Melissa:''' So which is the real--\\
'''Justin:''' Not this one.\\
'''Party Elliot:''' only heard of it before was that a TV show or something wow I'm full of energy
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-06-06 This Comic]]

->''I've maxed out on manliness talking about ponies and what-not. I need to go balance things out a bit by doing girly things like lifting weights or watching some manner of sporting event.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/sketchbook/?date=2011-06-11 here (sketchbook).]]

->''[[{{Hammerspace}} Where the hell]] were my car keys while I was transformed?''
-->-- '''Elliot''', [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2011-06-17 here]] (upon finding his keys in his pocket after transforming from a form without pockets).

->'''Ellen:''' You just need to be more impulsive and outgoing! You have it in you to do that '''''without''''' magic and turning into a girl. Hell, '''''I'm''''' evidence of that! Just consider me "Exhibit A".\\
'''Elliot''' (Pointing to her chest)''':''' Exhibit D's.\\
'''Commentary:''' Your honor, I request further exhibition of the evi-- ''[[[RunningGag THWACK]]]''
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-06-22 This Comic]]

->''I'm going to move on before I trip over my own line of thought.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2011-07-15 here.]]

->''"We know that usually when someone who is heterosexual switches sexes..." is it weird that "usually" can be said in that sentence without irony?''
-->-- '''Amanda''', in [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2011-07-22 Q&A #5]]

->''To answer your question about charts, hair fairies ''might'' be real.''
-->-- '''Amanda''', in [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2011-07-26 Q&A #5]]

->''Searching for references for people with their arms crossed made me feel like the entire search results page was judging me.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-08-05 here.]]

->''It kept going off on tangents. Naturally occurring tangents, but tangents nonetheless. OVERWHELMING TANGENTS. Like, Mecha-Godzilla tangents of doom that also naturally turned into massive exposition and recapping, and not because I was trying to exposit or recap anything, but because that was naturally where the discussion would go after a certain point.''\\
''Seriously, it's like I'm trying to write oranges and then these apples show up and I'm all like no get out of here you apples and the apples are like no we're better than oranges but I shoo them out anyway but they keep coming back no matter how many times I tell them I'm trying to write an orange.''\\
''...It's possible I rely too heavily on apples and oranges in my metaphors...''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/sketchbook/?date=2011-09-06 here (sketchbook).]]

->'''Grace:''' ...I am ''not'' horrible at volleyball!\\
'''Ellen:''' Grace, you either dive for cover or launch the ball into orbit.\\
'''Grace:''' That's how I deal with most of my problems.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-09-07 This Comic]]

->'''Ellen:''' You just need to broaden your areas of study to include other things and spending time with your friends. "Does that new movie suck? Will my friends like it? What have they been up to? How are they feeling? [[BreadEggsMilkSquick How quickly can I undo my girlfriend's bra?]]"\\
'''Tedd:''' I ''do'' own a stopwatch...
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-09-09 here.]]

->'''Ellen:''' [yelling] You're sexy, you're almost entirely responsible for my existence, and you have '''''not once apologized''''' for all the mistakes you made that lead to my creation!\\
'''Tedd:''' How could I apologize for-- you think I'm sexy?\\
'''Ellen:''' [yelling] You could say '''''you're sorry''''', for one!\\
'''Tedd:''' No, I mean... Yeah, I screwed up a lot, and maybe I could apologize for that, but if I hadn't, you wouldn't exist! I am ''not'' sorry you exist! If you're the result of my mistakes, then they were the '''''best mistakes I ever made!'''''\\
''[[[{{Beat}} Ellen stares]]]''\\
'''Ellen:''' You confuse the hell out of me.\\
'''Tedd:''' Now ''that'' I'll apologize for.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-09-20 This Comic]]

->''[[{{Understatement}} It might be possible that I write a strange comic]].''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-09-27 here.]]

->'''Susan:''' Maybe you just think a woman can't be physically strong without turning into a man.\\
''[[[BeatPanel beat]]]''\\
'''Sarah:''' Nanase, Grace, Ellen, and [[SuperGenderBender my boyfriend literally turns into a woman to become stronger]].\\
'''Susan:''' Yes, yes, I realized the stupidity the moment I said it.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-10-14 This Comic]]

->''You know, it's weird. Ever since Catalina showed up in this storyline, I've been getting a lot of comments about ships and {{shipping}} things, neither of which I know much about. I know next to nothing about boats, I rarely have to mail anything that won't fit in a letter-sized envelope, and I especially have not had occasion to mail anything that would have to be transported by a boat. I'm not even sure what would be transported by boat these days. Fish? I dunno.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', feigning ignorance [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2011-11-04 here.]]

->'''Mr. Raven:''' I have no intention of speaking with the man who tried to deport me to Russia.\\
'''Mr. Verres:''' To be fair, you ''did'' enter the country using falsified information.\\
'''Mr. Raven:''' The only thing I lied about was my ''age, '''and I'm not from Russia'''.''
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-11-18 This Comic]]

->''Before you go, allow me to remind you that there will '''once again''' be the '''weekly''' comprehension quiz '''again''', on Friday. Seriously, I'm tired of hearing the "I didn't know" excuse...''
-->-- '''Mr. Raven''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-11-28 here.]]

->'''Female Extra:''' So, like, these two guys like me, and one of them is ''really nice'', and the other's kind of a ''jerk'', but they're ''both'' hot--\\
'''Mr. Raven:''' '''''OUT! To your next class! Classroom temporarily closed, date the nice one, OUT!'''''\\
'''Female Extra:''' But the jerk is so ''cool''...
-->-- [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2011-11-29 This Comic]]

->''I know you're [[TheFairFolk half immortal]] from when you fought [[KnightTemplar the wizard]] and I'm an [[HalfHumanHybrid alien-human hybrid]] who can [[SpeaksFluentAnimal talk with animals]] and I live with Mr. Verres ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking AND]]'' I overheard your phone call last night. So... [[TheyFightCrime Wanna save the day?]]''
-->-- '''Grace''', [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-11-29 here.]]

->'''Grace:''' [imitating Mr. Raven] "This girl is a liar! she couldn't possibly have read all of that so quickly! ''BLARGH!''" '''''OOOO-EEE-OOOO...!''''' "Oh, wait, these girls are ''awesome! I must teach them!"''\\
'''Mr. Raven:''' That is not how it went.\\
'''Grace:''' And then I like to pretend you bought us apology ice cream, but you totally didn't.
-->-- [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2011-12-01 This Comic]], referring to Raven in [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2008-02-27 these]] [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2008-04-07 comics]].

->''I've recently decided to never sketch comics on an empty stomach, and there's good reason for the decision. Beyond simply not drawing as well, there are a variety of "what the hell" sort of mistakes I am very prone to making if I draw when too hungry. Here are a few of them:''\\
'' - Flipping the positions of the characters''\\
'' - Drawing entirely the wrong character''\\
'' - Drawing the wrong emotion on a character''\\
'' - Putting characters in the wrong outfits and forgetting accessories''\\
''And my personal favorite:''\\
'' - Drawing Tedd as the wrong gender.''\\
''It's possible that last one has happened with other characters, but I can only recall with any certainty it happening with Tedd. It doesn't even have to be a scene where any transformation is going on, either. Tedd just sometimes winds up being a guy or a girl when he's supposed to be the opposite. [[DudeLooksLikeALady Fortunately]], it's [[RunningGag not that difficult to correct that sort of mistake when it's Tedd]].''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-12-06 here.]]

->''Thanks to the magic of character development, Grace had the courtesy to at least try and be physically modest. Thanks to the magic of Grace being Grace, however, she has ''failed''.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-12-19 here.]]

->'''Grace:''' ''Awww,'' a ''kitty!''\\
'''Max:''' '''''HISS'''''\\
'''Grace:''' Oh, no, you're ''very'' scary! ''Very'' snake-like. But I don't mean you or Mr. Raven any harm. I'm a friend!\\
'''Max:''' ''Mereow?''\\
'''Grace:''' Yeah! I'm Grace. What's ''your'' name?\\
'''Max:''' ...Mereow.\\
'''Grace:''' It's a pleasure to meat you, Mr. Fuzzball.\\
'''Raven:''' His name is ''Max''.\\
'''Max:''' Mereow.\\
'''Grace:''' He says he's one of those, too.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-12-23 This Comic]]

->''I have to wonder if I'm going to find myself in a situation someday where the best thing I could do for nature would be to selectively shoot at it.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-12-29 here.]]

->'''Grace:''' Would it be inappropriate for me to hug--\\
'''Raven:''' '''''Extremely.'''''\\
'''Grace:''' Okay.
-->-- [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2011-12-30 This Comic]]

->''I believe whoever did this was likely well intentioned. '''Or''' ineptly evil.''
-->-- '''Raven''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-01-05 here.]]

->''Grace going along with it is simply cute and establishes Grace as being, well, Grace, and I think Grace has been firmly established as Grace before now.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-01-09 here.]]

->'''Tedd:''' You should have told me where you were going.\\
'''Grace:''' I didn't want you to worry.\\
'''Tedd:''' But you ''lied'' to me.\\
'''Grace:''' It's okay to lie to people if you think it's for their own good!\\
'''Tedd:''' Who gave you ''that'' idea?\\
'''Grace:''' Everyone I have ever known ever.
-->-- [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2012-01-12 This Comic]]

->'''Raven:''' Put on this orange vest. It's actually a transformed t-shirt, so I can adjust it if it doesn't fit.\\
'''Grace:''' Why the orange vests?\\
'''Raven:''' Because it's an indicator to other hunters to ''not shoot you'' should the illusions fail, and I was unable to conjure a giant bulletproof hamster ball to put you in.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-01-16 This Comic]]

->'''Raven:''' I'm sorry I brought you out here. There was no point in trying to save it.\\
'''Grace:''' ...\\
'''Grace:''' Mr. Raven, you're very smart and we're both upset right now, but ''that's'' stupid. Someone has to try. If everyone accepts the worst outcome as being inevitable, then that's what it's going to be. Nobody else was going to try and save the boar. They didn't even consider it a possibility.\\
'''Raven:''' There are several ''reasons'' they didn't.\\
'''Grace:''' I don't care! Even if it seems like there's no hope, at least one person has to be willing to try for a better outcome. We're never going to ''get'' better outcomes unless ''someone'' tries. And if someone has to be an '''''idiot''''' to try, then I'll gladly '''''be''''' that idiot!\\
'''Raven:''' ...\\
'''Raven:''' I still believe you are wrong when it comes to trying to save the boar... But I like your reasons for being wrong.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-02-06 these]] [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2012-02-07 comics]]

->''For the love of '''everything''', call me '''Susan'''.''
-->-- '''Susan''' (''Not'' [[EmbarrassingFirstName Tiffany]]), [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-03-06 here.]]

->'''Justin:''' You should apply at the comic shop! We're going to be having more gaming events over the summer, and we need another person to man the register.\\
'''Grace:''' That'd be great! Oh, but I'm a ''wo''-man. Will that be a problem?\\
'''Justin:''' If by "problem" you mean "likely double the odds my boss will hire you", then yes.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-03-12 This Comic]]

->''Moms have to be intelligent, knowledgeable, and capable of utterly destroying anything that dares to threaten their children.''\\
''Granted, I think most moms can do that by the power of motherly instinct alone, but add martial arts to that and mama's ready to bring on the pain.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-03-13 here.]]

->'''Logic:''' Sarah's right, you know. While there is certainly a sexual component to his motivations, his intentions seem to be fairly innocent.\\
'''Nurture:''' Hey, Logic.\\
'''Logic:''' Hello, Nurture. Are you here to debate the issue?\\
'''Nurture:''' Actually, no. After getting to know some males better and seeing relationships that actually ''work'', I believe we overreacted.\\
'''Logic:''' Huh. What about you, Nature?\\
'''Nature:''' I think we broke that poor guy's heart.\\
'''Logic:''' And what of you, Curiosity?\\
'''Curiosity:''' '''''Who KNOWS what might have been?!'''''\\
'''Logic:''' Okay then. It's unanimous: We feel terrible. Have fun with that, Ego.\\
'''Susan:''' ''[WallBang]''
-->-- Susan's [[GoodAngelBadAngel personality facets]] agreeing for once, from [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2012-03-15 This Comic]]

->'''Tedd:''' Okay, but I can only pay you in unimaginable power.\\
'''Sarah:''' That works.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-03-28 This Comic]]

->''There are very few situations when you can say "let's make magic together" and not have it come off as some sort of pick-up line. This is one of them.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-03-28 here.]]

->''Warning: Potential side effects of working in Tedd's lab include transformation, transformation, another type of transformation, and transformation.''\\
''Also? Transformation.''
-->-- '''Caption''', [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/sketchbook/?date=2012-03-29 here (sketchbook).]]

->''I suppose it's POSSIBLE Sarah won't get transformed at any point while assisting Tedd.''\\
''Possible, but not bloody likely.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook/?date=2012-03-29 here (sketchbook).]]

->''I think it's polite to ask before turning someone into a woman.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/sketchbook/?date=2012-04-04 here (sketchbook).]]

->'''Sarah:''' You're not even going to give me a tour before using me as a test subject?\\
'''Tedd:''' I could, but it's better if you're utterly clueless before this test.\\
'''Sarah:''' '''''That is not encouraging.'''''
-->-- Sarah's first day volunteering with Tedd, from [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2012-04-10 This Comic]]. (Yes, that is Tedd)

->''I know you're here '''in spite''' of me being the madman at the helm, not because of it. I'd like to be upset about that, but I can't really blame you.''
-->-- '''Tedd''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-04-16 here.]]

->'''Sarah:''' ...Nothing happened.\\
'''Tedd:''' '''SUCCESS!'''\\
'''Sarah:''' What are you-- ''wait''. Did it transform me ''and'' mess with my memories?! '''''Am I supposed to be a woman?!'''''\\
'''Tedd:''' ''What?'' No! I mean, yes! I mean... '''''It didn't do anything'''''.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-04-17 This Comic]]

->''It was such a common theory, in fact, that I feel it would make me seem incredibly clever were I to claim that I had planned for people to make that prediction. This would be a lie, of course, but I'm going to claim it anyway.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-04-17 here.]]

->'''Sarah:''' Are you '''''insane?'''''\\
'''Tedd:''' Possibly.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-04-19 This Comic]]

->*Works on a sculpture made out of mashed potatoes* ''This means something. This is important.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-04-24 here.]]

->'''Sarah:''' ...You were okay with looking like Grace for '''fifteen hours'''.\\
'''Tedd:''' Oh, like that's the least bit shocking.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-04-26 This Comic]]

->'''Heidi:''' ''Ooh!'' I should interview for the job in ''this'' form! It has so much energy and can-do-spirit!\\
'''Ellen:''' It also has the judgement of a chipmunk.\\
'''Heidi:''' Chipmunks have ''excellent'' judgement! They prepare for the winter and everything!
-->-- [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2012-04-30 This Comic]]

->''And now, a glorious look at what I wrote in the script for panel four of This Comic:''\\
'''''Disappointed face is disappoint.'''''\\
''Take THAT, Shakespeare.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-05-04 here.]]

->''This is one of those comics where I'm really left without a whole lot to say. I mean, yes, the dialogue took me hours to write, but that sort of razor wit leaves very little left to be said. I could go on about the complex, wildly varied visuals, but that, too, leaves little for me to ramble about.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-05-14 here.]]

->'''Justin:''' Grace, this is George. Should you work here, your first challenge will be not strangling this man.\\
'''Grace:''' That shouldn't be too hard. He's much taller than me.\\
'''George:''' Not punching me in the belly, then.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-05-25 This Comic]]

->''Happy Fourth of July, everyone! Yes, everyone. It might not be a holiday outside of the United States, but you can still have a happy day, darn it!''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/sketchbook/?date=2012-07-04 here (sketchbook).]]

->'''''SKETCHBOOK WEEK BEGINS!''' Color sketchbook entries Monday through Friday! Woo! This isn't just a stalling tactic to give me time to work ahead on story comics, it's a PARTY! YEAH!''\\
''...The story will resume July 30th.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/sketchbook/?date=2012-07-23 here (sketchbook).]]

->'''Nanase:''' What's ''your'' thing?\\
'''Tedd:''' I don't have a thing.\\
'''Nanase:''' You clearly have a thing.\\
'''Tedd:''' Not a ''relevant'' thing.\\
'''Nanase:''' I think it ''is'' a relevant thing!\\
'''Tedd:''' ''My thing'' is ''my business'', and-- Sarah, why are you laughing?\\
'''Sarah:''' ''[snicker]'' ''Thing''. I mean, nothing.
-->-- [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2012-07-02 This Comic]]

->''It's easy to be jealous of Nanase. Hell, '''I'm''' jealous of Nanase. [...] And before you say anything, '''it has nothing to do with anything she's done with Elliot.'''''
-->-- '''Tedd''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-07-05 here.]]

->'''Mr Tensaided:''' '''''Wow''.''' That guy's like a misguided henchman for a charismatic SuperVillain waiting to happen.\\
'''Susan:''' Dibs.\\
'''Mr Tensaided:''' ...Dammit.
-->-- [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2012-07-31 This Comic]]

->''This is the part where someone e-mails me to tell me that white isn't a color. Also, now that I've said that, this is the part where someone else will send me an e-mail explaining why white totally is a color. This will be followed by the part where I disregard both e-mails and eat a sandwich.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/sketchbook/?date=2012-08-08 here (sketchbook).]]

->''I think the line I've quoted more than any other from Star Wars throughout the course of my life has been "we're doomed".''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-08-13 here.]]

->'''Susan:''' Why do you care, anyway? That guy's a sarcastic jerk.\\
'''Elliot:''' So I don't like him. I don't like ''most'' people. I still care about what happens to them.\\
'''Susan:''' See, it's that sort of mentality that makes me think you'd risk your life to save an enemy.\\
'''Elliot:''' Oh, and ''you'' wouldn't.\\
'''Susan:''' Excuse me?\\
'''Elliot:''' You don't like most people either, but you'd still fight like hell for them. You may put on a better grumpy-face, but you're at ''least'' as big a softie as ''I'' am.\\
'''Susan:''' '''''GRUMPY-FACE?!'''''\\
'''Elliot:''' I, uh, ''did'' imply it was a ''good'' one...
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-08-14 This Comic]]

->'''Susan:''' Elliot, that guy's core will be fine.\\
'''Elliot:''' What?\\
'''Susan:''' You know, his core. The center of his well-being. His essence, his morale, his midichlorian count... they're fine. All of those things will be fine. ''There is no core breach imminent''.\\
'''Elliot:''' I know that.\\
'''Susan:''' Good, because I'm not sure what I'm even saying at this point.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-08-17 This Comic]]

->'''Justin:''' Your job for tonight is mostly unchanged, except people will be paying entry fees. We have two tournament formats, modern and sealed.\\
'''Grace:''' What's the difference?\\
'''Justin:''' From your perspective? ''Price''. Sealed players get unopened packs to make their decks from scratch, so they pay more. Modern players bring their own decks made up of cards found in recent sets.\\
'''Tensaided:''' And '''''both''''' formats are ''vastly'' inferior to the [[/folder]]

[[folder: '''Olde School''' ]]
format!\\
'''Justin:''' Your job will also include listening to this angry man.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-08-27 This Comic]]

->''The process of figuring out This Comic's layout beat me up and took my lunch money.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-08-30 here.]]

->'''Tensaided:''' I cast '''''Fiery Sacrifice''''', sacrificing my goblin to gain three energy... ''['''FWOOSH''']'' And I use that energy to summon '''''Gnomish Inventor!''''' Which I then immediately sacrifice... ''['''FWOOSH''']'' To activate its ability, allowing me to play the ''four''-energy cost '''''Library Of Schematics!''''' Which I then immediately sacrifice... ''['''FWOOSH''']'' To activate ''its'' ability, allowing me to search my deck and play any equal or lesser value device for free, and I choose... '''''GARGANTUAN CANNON!'''''\\
'''Justin:''' Which you then immediately sacrifice?\\
'''Tensaided:''' No.\\
'''Justin:''' Damn.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-09-11 This Comic]]

->'''Pay one energy, activate:''' Attack with a monster from your hand. That monster then dies because, well, ''cannon''.
-->-- '''Gargantuan Cannon''' Card description, [[http://www.elgoonishshive.com/?date=2012-09-11 here]].

->''I don't know what you are... I don't know what you could be... But I know you've been '''spying on me''', and I have a particular set of skills. Skills that go beyond quoting the move '''Taken'''.''
-->-- '''Tedd''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-12-14 here.]]

->''Man, I can't wait for this scene to be over so I can get Tedd out of that white T-shirt.''\\
''...[[ThatCameOutWrong That didn't sound right]]...''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-01-02 here.]]

->''You know what? I need to stop calling them web critics. It sounds like I'm talking about snooty spiders. Less intimidating than regular spiders with their discerning tastes preventing them from biting most people, but still spiders.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-01-04 here.]]

->'''Thursday:''' As for why Tedd's apparently female in the metaphysical panels, I leave that open to speculation. I will also laugh maniacally if I learn that anyone hadn't noticed that prior to reading the previous sentence because, hey, [[RunningGag it's Tedd]].\\
'''Friday:''' For the record, I got to laugh maniacally a LOT yesterday.
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-01-24 here]] and [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-01-25 here.]]

->'''Elliot:''' If you want to do a sketch like [discussing female uniforms from [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries ST:TOS]]], you should tell me. I wouldn't normally just tease you like that.\\
'''Susan:''' We tease each other all the time!\\
'''Elliot:''' Not about wearing sexy outfits!\\
'''Susan:''' Well, ''no'', of course not. normally I'd '''''hammer a fool''''' for that, but it's okay if ''[[IfItsYouItsOkay you]]'' do it. ''[{{beat}}]'' '''''[[ThatCameOutWrong FOR THE SHOW]].''''' It's okay for the show. [-Why don't I just tell you when I want to do a bit like that.-]
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-02-05 This Comic]]

->''Have you been reading '''wikis''' again? You '''know''' the government has an entire team whose whole job is to fill those with gibberish.''
-->-- '''Mr. Verres''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-02-11 here.]]

->''That last panel isn't true, by the way. At least, I don't think it is. I've heard of crazier government expenditures, and it would explain a few things. Although, [[TVTropes wikis related to TV shows and the like]] seem to be reliably accurate. Maybe those are written by genuine fans, and everything else is by TheMenInBlack? Or maybe they like TV, too, and getting to write super detailed episode descriptions of their favorite shows is one of the perks.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-02-11 here (same as above).]]

->'''Tedd:''' If there ''were'' something like that, you'd tell me... right?\\
'''Mr. Verres:''' Tedd. If you ask me a question I cannot answer, either because I don't know or cannot safely say, I will ''say'' so. Or change the subject. Or [[BreadEggsMilkSquick fake a seizure.]]\\
'''Tedd:''' That was ''fake?''\\
'''Mr. Verres:''' What I will ''not'' do is feed you misinformation. You're in too deep for that to be safe for anyone. If I knew what was happening, I would say so. Or pretend my phone is ringing.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-02-12 This Comic]]

->''Bad things happening on a holiday do have the potential to turn that holiday into an annual bummer. I still become a bit of a Scrooge around Halloween thanks to certain acts of vandalism that once occurred on Halloween, and it's been years since anything like that's happened.''\\
''Not that it makes me do anything particularly crazy. It's normal to leave motion sensitive sprinklers out on Halloween, right?''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-02-28 here.]]

->''You heard it in this comic first: Elliot's a super bad guy. He's the BADDEST. Like, one time? He [[KickTheDog kicked a PUPPY]]. [[{{Subversion}} Lightly. While walking. By accident.]] [[OverlyLongGag He apologized to both the puppy and the owner]]. And [[PetTheDog bought the puppy a chew toy]]. BUT STILL!''\\
''Of course, who can forget evil Ellen? We all remember how [[BlatantLies successfully evil]] she was. So, so evil.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-03-07 here.]]

->'''Elliot:''' ''[yelling across house]'' '''MO~OM! ELLEN'S WITHHOLDING RELATIONSHIP ADVICE!'''''\\
'''Mrs. Dunkel:''' ''[yelling from other room]'' '''[-DO YOU BELIEVE IT'S FOR HIS OWN GOOD, ELLEN?-]'''''\\
'''Ellen:''' ''[yelling across house]'' '''YEAH, MOM!'''''\\
'''Mrs. Dunkel:''' ''[yelling from other room]'' '''[-YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, ELLIOT!-]'''''
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-03-13 This Comic]]

->'''Elliot:''' I've never been this confused before.\\
'''Ellen:''' Oh, sure you have. What about after you touched the diamond?\\
'''Elliot:''' That was pretty simple, actually.\\
'''Ellen:''' '''''Really'''''. The spontaneous creation of a female twin with all your memories. '''''That''''' was simple.\\
'''Elliot:''' "She's family. Help her." Not that complicated.
-->--[[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-03-15 This Comic]]

->''When Elliot can say he's never been so confused before without hyperbole, you just know you're dealing with a man who's powerful confused. Seriously. Consider the depths of confusion Elliot has faced both on and off panel in his lifetime. We're talking more confused than any cat I have ever known, and I have known some POWERFUL confused cats.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-03-15 here (same as above).]]

->''Personally, I like Grace's answer [to the question of why we look up when referring to {{Heaven}}]. It can basically be re-interpreted as "what are you gonna do, look at your feet? Those ain't paradise."''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-03-18 here.]]

->'''Grace:''' '''''OKAY! LET'S GET THIS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL PARTY STARTED! WOO! I'm hyped!''''' Are you hyped?!\\
'''Elliot:''' Um... sure.\\
'''Sarah:''' ''Woo.''\\
'''Grace:''' Great! I thought we'd start with ''Film/DieHard!''\\
''[[[{{Beat}} everyone stares]]]''\\
'''Grace:''' ...What?
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-03-20 This Comic]]

->''[[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-07-09 - Do not try to hide your relationship feelings from Grace.]] '''The Grace knows.''' ''\\
''[[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-03-31 - You know, except when she doesn't, but she'd had a busy couple of days!]] And it was the first year of the comic. [[ArtEvolution Tedd didn't even have a mouth most of the time]].''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-03-20 here.]]

->''An instant message conversation is once again being represented by the chatters dressed up as their avatars.\\
This is due to the undeniable fact that just showing people typing at their computers would be the worst thing ever.\\
It [[BlatantLies has absolutely nothing to do with]] it effectively being the perfect excuse for Justin and Susan to dress up like it was Halloween time instead of Christmas time.''
-->-- '''Caption''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-03-22 here.]]

->'''Diane:''' Someday, Rhoda? I'm going to meet the man of my ''dreams''. He'll be rich and handsome, kind and compassionate, independent and assertive, and do everything I tell him to to. There's no way I'm going to score a man like that without a lot of dating experience. This "Elliot" might not be that man, but he sounds closer than most. He'll make good practice. And, if not, he could still buy me stuff.\\
'''Rhoda:''' What if you just fall in love with someone someday and they fall in love with you?\\
'''Diane:''' ''[pats Rhoda on the head]'' That's ''adorable''.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-03-28 This Comic]]

->''I'm going to save everyone some time and explicitly state that the silhouette in this comic is just of some generic guy in a suit. There's no reason to hunt through the archives or compare it to characters in future comics. Even if it does fit someone's silhouette, it will mean absolutely nothing. At all.\\
...Although, I suppose that sort of thing could encourage all sorts of fan speculation, which is always good... You know what? Forget the last paragraph. That silhouette’s totally not generic. I have someone totally specific in mind for it. They're cool. You should be on the look out for them forever, because I'm totally making this up. I mean, because you'll totally find the right match eventually*.\\
* No you won't'' %% There is no period here in the passage it is quoted from.
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-03-28 here.]]

->'''Elliot:''' What is love? [...] I mean... there are all sorts of ways to ''like'' a person and want to ''be with'' a person, but what takes it ''beyond'' friendship and makes it ''love?''\\
'''Tedd:''' I can think of a few things I have no interest in doing with you.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-04-01 This Comic]]

->''I like making gravity's power over hair fluctuate based on individual character's moods. I think it would be awesome if hair was more like that in reality, although I suppose it would result in a lot of poker players shaving their heads.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-04-04 here.]]

->''I love [[PuppyDogEyes that face]] in the last panel. I want it to be in every comic. Friday's comic might just be that face for sixteen panels (it would be eight, but we don't need to see the back of Elliot's head again, do we?).''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1601 here.]]

->''Panel three was difficult for me to draw, as it's difficult for me to accept that my characters have nostrils. I mean, logically, I know they do. The art style doesn't show them unless necessary, but they must be there. It's not like they're constantly breathing through their mouths or absorbing oxygen into their lungs through their skin.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1603 here.]]

->''I like the idea of loud, angry silence. I'm sure it makes some sort of sense. Somehow.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1605 here.]]

->'''Elliot:''' I guess I'm really ''not'' a bad guy.\\
'''Sarah:''' Who the hell thought ''you'' were a bad guy?\\
'''Elliot:''' Me.\\
'''Sarah:''' Well, you're a dummy.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1605 This Comic]]

->'''Elliot:''' So. This is it. We're broken up.\\
'''Sarah:''' Yep.\\
'''Elliot:''' And we're still Friends.\\
'''Sarah:''' Hell yep.\\
'''Elliot:''' No one is ''ever'' going to believe our break up went this smoothly.\\
'''Sarah:''' Eh, special circumstances. We both wanted the same thing.\\
'''Elliot:''' Nobody's gonna buy that. We should say you threw stuff at me and chased me out of my own house.\\
'''Sarah:''' Oh, sure. Make ''me'' the crazy one.\\
'''Elliot:''' Well, we can't say ''I'' threw stuff at you. I'm a guy. [[DoubleStandard People would flip out]].\\
'''Sarah:''' Hmph. Fine. But only if we say I threw a couch at you.\\
'''Elliot:''' You threw a ''couch'' at me.\\
'''Sarah:''' A ''big'' one. I was empowered by ''feminine rage''.\\
'''Elliot:''' And then we calmed down and talked it through after you threw the couch?\\
'''Sarah:''' No, I threw ''more'' couches after that.\\
'''Commentary:''' I want to see Sarah throw a sofa now. That might have to happen.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1606 This Comic]] (Later comic: [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1723 Sarah throws a couch!]])

->''Thank you so much! I don't know '''how''' our prized lockpicking corilla escaped, but...''
-->-- '''Circus/Zoo Worker''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1612 here.]]

->''[discussing possible reasons behind the limitations of Nanase's Angel Spell]''\\
'''Nanase:''' Of course, there ''is'' that ''other'' possibility.\\
'''Ellen:''': What other possibility?\\
'''Nanase:''' It's a spell that requires sacrifice, can only be used to defend, makes me look like an angel, and I got it immediately after asking God for help.\\
''[[[BeatPanel beat]]]''\\
'''Ellen:''': You don't think...\\
'''Nanase:''' I don't know, but I thanked God all the same.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1624 This Comic]]

->'''Nanase:''' I didn't know you had an interest in movies.\\
'''Diane:''' ''Everyone'' likes ''movies!'' Okay, most of them are ''absolutely terrible'', but they're something to watch and talk about with others. I never realized it could be fun to just listen to people talking about them on the internet!\\
'''Nanase:''' Careful there, Diane. That's how ''nerds'' get started.\\
'''Diane:''' ''[horrified]'' It... It ''is?''\\
'''Nanase:''' I was joking.\\
'''Ellen:''' I'm sure ''some'' of them get started that way.\\
'''Nanase:''' People are who they are. Watching reviews doesn't make you a nerd.\\
'''Diane:''' ''Oh thank goodness.'' Don't scare me like that.\\
'''Nanase:''' ''[deadpan]'' I'll try to be more careful.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1628 This Comic]]

->'''Elijah:''' Hi! I'm Elijah, and this is Rick.\\
'''Rick:''' 'Sup. You must be Ellen, Nanase, and ''Barbie''.\\
'''Diane:''' That nickname hasn't gotten any more clever with age, ''Rick.''\\
'''Rick:''' Shame. You used to like it.\\
'''Nanase:''' ''*[[{{Beat}} looks at Diane]]*\\
'''Diane:''' ''Shut up''. I was ''six''.\\
'''Nanase:''' I didn't say anything.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1632 This Comic]]

->''More comics need to have random dead dragons in the background that go unacknowledged.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1634 here.]]

->'''Ellen:''' Hey Charlotte, did you really think the Locker Room Ghost might've been real?\\
'''Charlotte:''' I don't think ghosts are real, but the universe is a vast realm of endless possibilities that doesn't care how well I understand it. If ghosts are real, ghosts are real.\\
'''Nanase:''' And you thought we'de be a good choice either way.\\
'''Charlotte:''' I figured you would at least either catch the culprits, or confirm a supernatural element.\\
'''Nanase:''' So we'd either solve everything or confirm spookiness. Good call.\\
'''Charlotte:''' I also figured you two were a good choice because I graduated from Moperville South last year and I have [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2009-06-30 a doll with Nanase's face on it.]]
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1640 This Comic]]

->''As for what the hell is going on, there's bound to be some answers in an upcoming comic itself sooner or later. Maybe later! Or soon. Somewhere in between? I suppose we need to define our variables. "Soon" and "later" are vague, and no way to run a proper scientific experiment. I also have a tendency to refer to "comic" as both EGS as a whole and individual updates, so we need to clarify that, too.\\
Tell you what. Let's get a committee together of twelve distinguished professors in order to decide on what variable values to use and see if they all wind up transforming into women without any of them noticing. That should tell us something.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1646 here.]]

->''I've received a lot of guesses so far about how this is happening. Fewer guesses as to why, but "why" is always the trickier question. Well, most of the time. Maybe. "Why did you make a comic?" Because comics are rad! "How did you make a comic?" Allow me to show you my 500-step comic-making process.\\
[[HypocriticalHumor Absolute statements are ALWAYS flawed]].''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1647 here.]]

->''Oh my agnostic outlook...''
-->-- '''Charlotte''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1650 here.]]

->'''Charlotte:''' This changes nothing of our objectives beyond how outraged we shall be while completing them.\\
'''Nanase:''' I was already at ''[[UpToEleven eleven]]'', but you're right.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1657 This Comic]]

->'''[[NoNameGiven Not-Tengu]]:''' ...[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Tengu'' is but a ''screen name!'' My ''true name'' is-- ]]
\\
'''Nanase:''' Aren't ''Tengus'' supposed to have ''bird-like features?''\\
'''Not-Tengu:''' [[/folder]]

[[folder: Um, yes, but as I was-- ]]
\\
'''Nanase:''' You're more like a ''weird bat''.\\
'''Not-Tengu:''' [[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Yes'', but-- ]]
\\
'''Charlotte:''' They're also supposed to have huge noses. I refrained from nitpicking on the forums, but I see no reason not to now. Speaking of which, you are ''so'' banned.\\
'''Not-Tengu:''' [[/folder]]

[[folder: As though I ''care'' about your forums! Your selection of smiles was woefully inadequate, and new post notifications were frequently delayed! ]]

-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1661 This Comic]] (Last line is from next comic)

->''...I'm 100% sure we'll learn his true name eventually. You know, most likely. Maybe.\\
Possibly not.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1661 here.]]

->'''Ellen:''' You mean like a cult?\\
'''Not-Tengu:''' [[/folder]]

[[folder: A ''"cult"?'' Honestly, such intolerance of other people's beliefs. ]]
\\
'''Ellen:''' ''You enslave minds!''\\
'''Not-Tengu:''' [[/folder]]

[[folder: And I believe that's okay. ]]

->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1662 This Comic]]

->''I should probably give it another chance. Sure, it's silly and weird and all that, but consider what comic this commentary is for.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1662 here.]]

->''God? It's me, El-- Wait, you're '''God.''' You know who the hell this is. [-Sorry about thinking "hell".-]''
-->-- '''Ellen''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1670 here.]]

->''I thought about keeping Nanase and Ellen silent for a bit to ratchet up the tension more in this comic, but no. Ellen flying for the first time demanded proper acknowledgement, and character moments like that have very expensive attorneys at their disposal. I don't know if they're properly trained or not, but they had suits and everything. There was no choice in the matter.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1673 here.]]

->''Most people I've talked to think it's Ellen being narrowly rescued in this comic, both based on her expressions and positioning in the previous comic. I'd deny it, but just look at panel two of this comic. LOOK AT IT! That is so Nanase grabbing Ellen's tail right there.\\
Literal tail, I mean. She's not... Ellen actually has a tail right now. Two, actually. And one was grabbed. LITERAL.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1678 here.]]

->''Please stay down. I'd rather you not die prior to understanding why what you did was wrong.''
-->-- '''Grace''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1680 here.]]

->'''"Cheerleadra":''' Did you just threaten to kill this guy?\\
'''"Shade Tail":''' ''No!'' [-Sort of.-] I was being intimidating!
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1681 This Comic]]

->'''Ellen:''' ...You're saying my own magic is [[{{Troll}} trolling]] me.\\
'''Grace:''' Maybe?\\
'''Ellen:''' Awesome.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1683 This Comic]]

->''...The '''last''' time someone took this guy down, they were a '''powerhouse!''' A legendary monster hunter with a long family history of fighting monsters and evil wizards and...''\\
* notices Mr. Verres & Agent Cranium glaring*\\
''And that's classified. I said nothing, and if I did, it was the summary of an anime Cranium makes me watch on our dates.\\
Also, we're not dating.''
-->-- '''Agent Wolf''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1690 here.]]

->'''Ellen:''' ...It... feels wrong to stick our noses in her family's business.\\
'''Nanase:''' We didn't stick our noses anywhere. Our noses were minding their own business when Diane got thrown at them.\\
'''Ellen:''' Now ''there's'' a visual.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1705 This Comic]]

->'''Lisa:''' What's our gimmick this time?\\
'''Amanda:''' Gimmick?\\
'''Lisa:''' You know. We had the [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1051 shrinking test]], then we had the [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1279 talk show]]... What do we have now?\\
'''Amanda:''' We have answers to reader questions... and a ''green screen!''\\
'''Lisa:''' So we have the basic concept and a blank comic background.\\
'''Amanda:''' We're keeping ''focus''. And it won't ''always'' be blank. Stuff will be added in post! See?\\
'''Lisa:''' Well, no, I can't see stuff that will be added after we record this.\\
'''Amanda:''' ''*whispering*'' [-Just play along. I'm sure there's something cool there.-]\\
'''Lisa:''' There, and I bet on your ''chest'', too.\\
'''Amanda:''' What are you-- ''Oh''. I ''probably'' shouldn't wear a green shirt.\\
'''Lisa:''' Yeah, you should take that off [-and not replace it with anything.-]
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1707 This Comic]]

->'''Elliot:''' ...So in short, this movie stinks.\\
'''Susan:''' Figuratively, of course. Literally would be absurd.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1722 This Comic]]

->'''Elliot:''' Before we go, I've mentioned having a girlfriend, Sarah, many times in prevoius reviews. I figure my suddenly not mentioning her might start rumors, so I want to just get the truth out there. The two of us ''did'' recently break up. Don't feel bad for us, though@ We're still friends, and our breaking up was a mutual decision.\\
'''Sarah:''' ''*bursting through door*'' '''''LIKE HELL IT WAS!'''''\\
'''Elliot:''' ''Sarah?'' What are you ''talking'' about?!\\
'''Sarah:''' '''''I know all about Ysolda, you bastard!'''''\\
'''Elliot:''' I keep ''telling'' you, she's a ''video game character'', and she only liked me for my ''mammoth tusk!''\\
'''Sarah:''' ''Why you '''vulgar'''... '''DESPICABLE...''' *picks up couch*''\\
'''Elliot:''' What? ''Wait! '''That wasn't a euphemism!''' ''\\
'''Sarah:''' '''''RRRRRAAAAA--''' *throws couch*''\\
[''' ''[[StuffBlowingUp BOOM]]'' ''']
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1722 These]] [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1723 Comics]]

->''Oh no... I hear sirens! IT'S THE CONTINUITY POLICE! You'll never take me alive, coppers!''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1722 here.]]

->''And so begins the next "seriously and for reals" storyline! It's called Identity. Why? I don't know. I have a dart board with words on it. An inch to the right, and it would have been called Pizza, while an inch to the left would have been worth 50 pts and a spin on the wheel of adjectives.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1722 here.]]

->'''Tedd:''' [after watching the above video] Um... ''Wow.''\\
'''Sarah:''' I ''know'', right?\\
'''Tedd:''' That, uh, couch throwing effect--\\
'''Sarah:''' It was ''supposed'' to look fake.\\
'''Tedd:''' ''Fantastic'' job.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1724 This Comic]]

->'''Sarah:''' It's so obviously staged. ''Nobody's'' going to take it seriously.\\
'''Susan:''' Your misplaced faith in humanity is adorable.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1724 This Comic]]

->'''Susan:''' Last I checked, I ''think'' we had a little over a thousand subscribers?\\
'''Everyone:''' '''''ONE THOUSAND?!'''''\\
'''Tedd:''' That's... Wow. That's impressive.\\
'''Sarah:''' [-I have retroactive stage fright.-]
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1725 This comic]]

->''I apparently worried some people after the last comic. There may be foreshadowing of one or more things, sure (even when I'm not trying to foreshadow something, I'm probably foreshadowing something), but it would take something HUGE for Grace and Tedd to break up, and I don't particularly want people to worry about that (not when I have so many other things to make everyone worry about).''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1725 here.]]

->''I guess this means that Elliot guy is available. [-Not that I'm interested in some funny athletic minor celebrity guy who's openly sensitive in his movie reviews.-]''
-->-- '''Unnamed Girl''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1727 here.]]

->'''Diane:''' Elliot, you handsome '''''idiot!''''' Do you have '''''any idea''''' what this will '''''unleash?!'''''\\
'''Commentary:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I'm quite certain that Diane has no idea what she's talking about and that Elliot and Susan's latest review won't result in]] [[BlatantLies any sort of mayhem or hijinks]].
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1727 This Comic]]

->'''Susan:''' I still don't understand this "retroactive stage fright" business.\\
'''Sarah:''' Of course you don't. You take over assemblies if you don't like what's being said.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1728 This Comic]]

->'''Sarah:''' You shouldn't just assume people don't like you.\\
'''Susan:''' All you've done on the show is yell and throw a couch, and already people like you more.\\
'''Sarah:''' No they don't! Like I said, Cecil knows me, and that other guy was his friend. That's only two people. it's not like everybody suddenly likes me now.\\
'''Strange Girl:''' You have a good heart.\\
'''Sarah:''' Okay, '''''no''''', that was clearly just a random crazy person.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1730 This Comic]]

->''This is one of those comics where I thought of it in my head and was all like "yay!" Then it came time to actually make it, and I was all like "I have to draw Elliot getting past people by running on a wall? Whose idea was that?!"''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1731 here.]]

->'''Tedd:''' In retrospect, that Griffin was probably noteworthy.
->'''Elliot:''' '''''SHE WAS JUST ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS!'''''
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1732 This Comic]] [[NoodleIncident (No, we never got to see any more of that particular adventure.)]]

->'''Sarah:''' Boys have been approaching me all day! It's like I've gained some magic power that makes people want to talk about geeky stuff with me.\\
'''Susan:''' Uh-huh.\\
'''Sarah:''' What about you? You're not feeling an inexplicable desire to talk to me about ''Series/StarTrek'', are you?\\
'''Susan:''' Yes, but that's normal.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1734 This Comic]]

->'''Catalina:''' ''''''Sup nerds!''''' ''*glomps Sarah*''\\
'''Susan:''' Hello, Catalina.\\
'''Sarah:''' Why don't you ever do that to ''Susan?''\\
'''Catalina:''' I want to live.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1736 This Comic]]

->'''Susan:''' I have found the front of the bandwagon, and it is ''enormous''.\\
'''Sarah:''' How enormous?\\
'''Susan:''' If I did not know better, I would suspect Tedd's father of writing it.\\
'''Sarah:''' Yikes.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1738 This Comic]]

->'''Sarah:''' Oh. My. ''God''. Someone actually left a comment like ''that'' on an '''''internet video?'''''\\
'''Susan:''' I can't find a single spelling or punctuation error.\\
'''Catalina:''' That's impossible!
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1739 This Comic]]

->''[[CringeComedy It's like a train wreck, and I can't look away...]]''
-->-- '''Sarah''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1743 here.]]

->'''''Legal notice''': It's possible that parts, if not all, of this commentary was a dirty lie. Except maybe this part. And the reference link. That's probably not a lie, unless it links to the wrong comic. If it does, that was totally an accident. Unless this is the part of the commentary that's a lie. I have to say, this has gotten confusing.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook.php?id=731 here (Sketchbook).]]

->''I am aware that this makes me an incredibly evil person. I would apologize for this, but being evil, I feel I shouldn't.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1758 here.]]

->''I totally cheated with Tedd's positioning in the second-to-last panel of the previous comic. He basically teleported behind the sofa from his chair by the computer and ARTISTIC LICENSE! That's what I meant. That's the thing that happened. Artistic license, not cheating. Yeah. BAM . Atristic.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1759 here.]]

->''I enjoyed having a day off this week! I wouldn't want to only post four story comics a week every week, but for one week? It was nice. I'm going to have to pay attention to holidays more often! Although I'm pretty sure Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years are the only ones I'd be comfortable allowing myself, and they're all bunched together.\\
...\\
I'm going to have to invent some of my own holidays, aren't I? Now I know how greeting card companies feel.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1760 here.]]

->'''Susan:''' ''*looking at Justin's avatar*'' What are ''you'' supposed to be?\\
'''Justin:''' I'm a ''monster trainer!'' The ''very best'', you might say.\\
'''Susan:''' I would think that would involve more padding.\\
[[labelnote:*]]'''Commentary:''' Justin is dressed in a manner similar to the original outfit of the star of the Pokémon anime, Ash (hence the tall grass behind him). In light of this, one might be wondering why Justin isn't wearing a hat. The correct answer is so Justin can approach Ash, ask "you know what the difference is between you and me", and THEN put on the hat before saying "I make this look good."[[/labelnote]]
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1761 This Comic]]

->''I can't think of any comics to reference link that I haven't linked to, like, a thousand times recently. This makes me sad. I'm going to fill the void with a completely not relevant reference link to that one time Jeremy attacked a catnip plant.\\
[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=801 - Jeremy totally attacking a catnip plant]]\\
Ahhh... That's better.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1763 here.]]

->''I'm pretty sure I just confused myself, and if I think I'm confused, I probably am. Unless I'm confused about being confused.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1763 here.]]

->''It's madness, and I '''don't''' do what mad people tell me to do. Not even when they're '''me!''' ''
-->-- '''Susan''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1764 here]]

->''*Susan and Justin [=RPing=] StarTrek / Franchise/{{Pokemon}} crossover with crashed [[FlyingSaucer saucer]] in background*''\\
'''Susan:''' Why would you let a ''Pikachu'' pilot a spaceship?!\\
'''Justin:''' He's ''electric type!'' I thought he could handle it!
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1765 This Comic]]

->'''Elliot:''' Who would I even ask out?\\
'''Tedd:''' [...] You could meet new people.\\
'''Elliot:''' What do you mean?\\
'''Tedd:''' Ask out girls who aren't already your friends? Get to know them on dates? Work to find someone you're compatible with?\\
'''Elliot:''' I don't understand.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1770 This Comic]]

->''Now, I'm not 100% sure about this, but I'm thinking that maybe, JUST MAYBE, Elliot's dreaming again. If so, then it's probably worth noting that Elliot's technically the only person actually in this comic and is basically conversing with himself, but let's not jump to conclusions, as Tedd / dream Elliot might say. It's entirely possible that I've lost my mind and decided that characters will just transform for no reason whatsoever without anyone noticing.\\
...\\
Actually, regardless of whether it's a dream, let's just say I've lost my mind and characters might just transform for no reason whatsoever without anyone noticing. That sounds like fun.\\
Nah, don't worry. I'm just kidding! I won't actually start doing that.\\
Probably.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1770 here.]]

->''Life really is all about the small victories. Although, I guess big victories are cool, too. And you can totally learn from failure and wind up all the better for it. I guess life is about a lot of things.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1773 here.]]

->''What?! Ashley, no! Openly communicating with someone you like like that? That's not how we do things in this comic!''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1785 here.]]

->''I channeled all of my natural talent for awkward introductions and starts of conversations into this comic. Consequently, I was surrounded by an greenish glow of awkwardness while making it. This was, appropriately, quite awkward.''
-->-- '''Commentary''', [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1799 here.]]

->'''Ashley:''' You must think I'm an ''idiot''...\\
'''Susan:''' ''*exploding from chair*'' '''I do ''not'' think you're an idiot!'''\\
'''Ashley:''' ''*recoiling*'' '''''EEP!'''''\\
'''Elliot:''' ''Susan!''\\
'''Susan:''' I'm sorry. That sounded about ten thousand times angrier than I had intended.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1800 This Comic]]

->'''Mr. Verres:''' It's never going to happen, Tedd. You need to accept that.\\
'''Tedd:''' '''NEVER!'''\\
'''Mr. Verres:''': See, this is the ''opposite'' of what needs to happen.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1824 This Comic]]

->'''Wizard:''' Do you not remember me at all?\\
'''Grace:''' I... ''sorta'' have a sense of deja vu, but...\\
'''Wizard:''' I was afraid of that. I am a wizard, but more importantly, I am an emissary with an important message. This will be my ''third time'' giving it to you.
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1830 This Comic]]

->'''Diane:''' I get it. Girl caught him on the rebound when he was vulnerable.\\
'''Ellen:''' That's not what...\\
'''Diane:''' I was going to give him space, but if competition is on the move and taking advantage of his fragile emotions, then ''so must I! She thinks she knows seduction?!'' ''She'' doesn't know what seduction ''is!'' [[BlatantLies Not that I'm interested in him or anything]].\\
'''Ellen and Grace:''' ...Seriously?
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1840 This Comic]]

->'''Diane:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability I won't]] ''[[ImplausibleDeniability admit]]'' [[ImplausibleDeniability to it, in any case]].\\
'''Ellen:''' You ''just said'' you were going to seduce him.\\
'''Diane:''' I only said that ''other girl'' doesn't know what seduction is!\\
'''Ellen:''' That girl you referred to as ''"the competition"?''\\
'''Diane:''' I'M ''COMPLICATED!''
-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1841 This Comic]] (Continuation of above)

->'''Justin:''' Are you okay?\\
'''Luke:''' [[AuraVision Yes!]] I-I'm fine! ''Perfectly'' well! Uh... It appears that you ''do,'' in fact, sell comics. ''Right!'' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial That was all I was checking!]]\\
* Luke leaves*\\
'''Justin (To Grace):''' [[WrongGenreSavvy I think he likes you.]]
-->--[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1857 This Comic]]

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