->''Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80ís movies? I want John Cusack holding a boom box outside of my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once, I want my life to be like an 80ís movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number, for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.''
-->'''Olive'''

->''What better way to share my private thoughts than to broadcast them to the internet?''
-->'''Olive'''

->''There are always two sides of a story.''
-->'''Olive'''

->'''Olive:''' Ugh. Worst song ever...
->''(cue montage of Olive singing and dancing along to said song all weekend)''

->'''[[HolierThanThou Marianne]]''': Seems as if someone's on a downward spiral.
->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Olive]]''': Seems as if ''someone's'' practicing the mundane activities she'll be saddled with the rest of her pathetic life.
->''' Marianne:''' I just hope for your sake, you at least had the good sense to use protection.
->'''Olive:''' Why? [[TakeThat Your parents didn't.]]
->'''Marianne:''' You're going to hell.
->'''Olive:''' [[InsultBackfire Just as long as you won't be there.]]
->'''Marianne:''' I can assure you, ''I won't.''
->'''Olive:''' Good.