->''"Going from A to D, skipping B and C!"''
-->--'''The Scout''', ''Videogame/DeepRockGalactic''

->'''Chief Wiggum:''' Listen up! ''[on gates with "Johnny D" on them]'' These prestigious wrought-iron security gates are bullet-proof, bomb-proof, and battering-ram resistant. Now--\\
'''Skinner:''' Then what happened to Johnny D?\\
'''Wiggum:''' He forgot to lock 'em.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E9RealtyBites Realty Bites]]"

-> OH WAIT!\\
We're fucking stupid.\\
It's concrete. We're gigantic death machines.\\
WIDEN THE HOLE!
-->-- ''Roleplay/{{Zeonquest}}'' suggestion

->''"No matter how thick the walls are and how narrow the wicket is, [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney a donkey laden with gold will always squeeze through]]."''
-->-- Proverb

->'''Sam:''' Look, it's the world's simplest maze.\\
'''Max:''' What's the big deal? All mazes are simple!\\
'''Sam:''' Not everyone has your knack for lateral thinking and heavy ordnance.
-->-- ''[[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Sam & Max: Ice Station Santa]]''

->''No way... she's been looking for me this whole time? But this is the deepest area of the Cradle. Nobody could make it all the way down here... She's just going to blast through the walls!? [[OhCrap Oh dear mother of God!]]''
-->-- '''Quattro''', fan translation of ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaStrikers''

->''Walls? You took my daughter, brainwashed her, and set us to kill each other, [[MamaBear and you think]] ''[[MamaBear walls]]'' [[MamaBear will protect you from me?]] ''Fuck'' your walls!''
-->-- Comment on the above scene, ''[[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?512467-Where-I-Watch-Magical-Girl-Lyrical-Nanoha/page68 [Where I Watch] Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha]]''

->Our guests can enjoy the magical atelier of [[SmugSnake Kayneth El-Melloi]]. A perfect atelier spanning an entire floor. 24 fielded layers, three mana generators, dozens of ghost and evil spirits roaming the halls as guard dogs, countless traps, parts of hallways that open out to other worlds! Both I and my opponent will be able to use every technique up our sleeves in this fight. Your statement that 'I'm pathetic'... I'll have you retract it shortly.
->[his enemy [[spoiler:[[CombatPragmatist just blows up the building]].]] ]
-->-- '''Kayneth Archibold El-Melloi''', ''Literature/FateZero''

->''Excuse me, Ed? Not that you'd understand the geometry involved in such an endeavor, but... that isn't how you go '''through''' a maze!''
-->-- '''Edd''', ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy''

->The card-key-locked wooden door is no match for Tom and his crowbar! \\
Take THAT, logical progression of puzzles!
-->-- ''Webcomic/RubyQuest''

->'''Samuel Hayden:''' You can't just shoot a hole in the surface of Mars.\\
'''VEGA:''' The portal is ready.\\
'''New Objective:''' [[InstantlyProvenWrong Shoot a Hole in Mars.]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/DOOMEternal''

->'''Sanakan:''' If the Black Dogs find a way to get into Ken without bothering to smash its walls first, then we're done for.\\
'''Kyril:''' Indeed, anyone who can enter the domain of an enemy without difficulty has all the advantages, regardless of how familiar the defender is with his domain.
-->-- ''Fanfic/TheNightUnfurls''

->''"No Bergliez goes the long way round! We smash through and make our own path!"''
-->-- '''Count Bergliez''', ''VideoGame/FireEmblemWarriorsThreeHopes''
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