->''"Speak slowly, I'm blonde."''
-->-- '''Bumper sticker'''

->''I get to go to overseas places, like [[GlobalIgnorance Canada.]]''
-->--'''Music/BritneySpears'''

->'''Harley Quinn''': Here you thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo! Well the joke's on you-- [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm not even a real blonde!]]
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''', "Harlequinade"

->''So I dot my i's with hearts\\
And I sleep with a teddy bear\\
It doesn't mean that I'm not smart\\
I know all about the ozone layer''
-->-- '''[[SaturdayNightLive Victoria Jackson]]''', "I Am Not a Bimbo"


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