->''"Children and fools speak the truths that none others dare."''
-->-- '''Old Saying'''

->'''Rico''': So, the mighty brain agrees with grunt! Heh, that's a first.\\
'''Hakha''': Even a monkey will write Creator/WilliamShakespeare, given enough time.\\
'''Templar''': So you two agree on something, get over it. We attack the fire base, let's move out.\\
'''Rico''': ... What the fuck is a Shakespeare?
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Killzone}}''

->''"Oh boy, you know something? This guy may be loopy, but I think he's got a point."''
-->-- '''Marlon''', ''WesternAnimation/AvengerPenguins''

->''"The words of a sage in the voice of a hick."''
-->-- '''Mayor Ledger''', ''Literature/ChaosWalking''

->''"Mr. Pond had learned the last lesson of the wise man: that the fool is sometimes right."''
-->-- '''A Tall Tale: The Paradoxes of Mr. Pond''', ''Creator/GKChesterton''

->'''Brian:''' How are we gonna figure out who has your credit card?\\
'''Peter:''' I got it, Brian. Smell my ass.\\
'''Brian:''' What?\\
'''Peter:''' Smell my ass. It's where I keep my wallet. Get the scent and then find the guy that smells like me.\\
'''Brian:''' Peter, that's ridiculous.\\
'''Peter:''' ''[shoves Brians face into his ass]'' Come on, boy, get the scent!\\
'''Brian:''' Cut it out! That's disgusting. You're an idiot, you know that? Wait a minute. ''[sniffs]'' Your wallet's over there.

->'''Br'er Fox:''' That biggity old rabbit won't get away this time , no sir. We'll catch him sho'... i'll catch him sho'...\\
'''Br'er Bear:''' Dat's... dat's... [[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin dat's what you said the last time befo', and de time befo' dat]] and da-- [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim look, les' just knock his head clean off.]]
-->-- ''Film/SongOfTheSouth''

-> '''Joey:''' The big question is, does he like you? Because if he doesn't like you this is all a moo point.\\
'''Rachel:''' Huh. A ''moo'' point?\\
'''Joey:''' Yeah. Like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo.\\
'''Chandler:''' Have I been living with him too long or did that just make sense?

->'''Black Mage:''' Your stupidity is matched only by how ''incredibly'' dumb you are. Does that look like an invisible sky castle?\\
'''Fighter:''' Sure, maybe. I've never seen one.\\
'''Black Mage:''' Can you imagine why?\\
'''Fighter:''' Because they're quite rare?\\
'''Black Mage:''' I... You...\\
'''Thief:''' Technically, he's not wrong, you know.\\
'''Black Mage:''' But he ''should'' be.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->'''Black Mage''': You want us to flip upside-down because you think the Earth will flip with us and we'll gently touch down at the "apex" of our "fall".\\
'''Fighter''': No, we --\\
'''Black Mage''': -- mime like we're ''walking'' downstairs until we reach the ''ground'' floor?\\
'''Fighter''': No, all we have to --\\
'''Black Mage''' --do is hold our breath and ''float'' to the ground like four balloons?\\
'''Fighter''': That's good, but no. Me and Thief hold on to you and Red Mage, and then you guys cast Feather Fall!\\
'''Thief''': Wait, that's not stupid.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->''"Huh? Y-You guys think that's it!? I-I was kinda expecting you to ignore it as Chie being random again..."''
-->-- '''Chie''' after voicing her thoughts on certain recent and mysterious events, ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''

->"Turning around, Kakashi watched his students disappeared at the end of the street and wondered if Manga/{{Naruto}} really didn't know the truth."\\
"For an ignorant dream, it was rather accurate."
-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3875948/1/Be-A-Realist Be A Realist]]'', regarding Naruto (correctly) assuming and wanting to believe his parents are dead.

->''"A fool must now and then be right by chance."''
-->-- '''William Cowper'''

->''"Even a broken watch tells the right time twice a day."''
-->-- '''Creator/HermannHesse'''

->''"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."''
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill'''

->''"Cyclops suspects foul play. To be fair, Cyclops suspects foul play when they're out of milk — [='=]''Curse these powers that have led a world that hates and fears us to [[{{Wangst}} deny us simple dairy products!]]''[='=] — but in this case, [[ProperlyParanoid he's actually right.]]"''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x15-xavier-remembers/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/XMen, "Xavier Remembers"

->''"Wertham hated Superman because he said that {{Superman}} promoted fascism. He hated Franchise/{{Batman}} because he thought it involved homosexuality, and he hated ComicBook/WonderWoman because he thought she promoted sadomasochism. I guess in that case, two out of three is pretty good."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.rickworley.com/2012/06/22/fredric-wertham-douchebags-of-comics/ Rick Worley]]''' on ''[[UsefulNotes/TheComicsCode Seduction of the Innocent]]''

->''"Alamo himself has an impressive criminal record, and a multitude of former cult members have leveled charges against him (particularly rape charges), including reports that he has had as many as seven “wives”, whom he married when they were still children....When his wife Susan died of cancer, Alamo tried to raise her from the dead by keeping her on display for six months with members of his “church” praying around it (the story actually gets a bit bizarre [[WeirdnessMagnet after that]]). Apparently God wasn't really forthcoming on that occasion... Soon after Alamo himself was arrested and being charged with multiple crimes involving child sexual abuse and transporting minors across state lines for those purposes. Alamo's response has simply been to declare that everything he has done is OK, since [[AsTheGoodBookSays it was done in the Bible.]] Which may be correct."''
-->--''Encyclopedia of Americans Loons'' [[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2015/03/1303-tony-alamo.html on]] American cult leader Tony Alamo

->'''Timon:''' I think Uncle Max has bashed in one too many rocks with his skull.\\
'''Ma:''' But he's ''right'', Timon.
-->-- ''The Lion King: 1 & 1/2''

->''"Jupiter is... dumb. Jupiter's really dumb. But that doesn't mean he might not accidentally be right about something for once."''
-->-- '''Mars''', ''Webcomic/{{Nebula}}''

->'''Lamp:''' Shouldn't you have questioned him? He knew where [[BadassInDistress 1337f0x]] was.\\
'''[=Super64=]:''' Aw crap! Wait, [[LampshadeHanging since when did]] [[TheDitz you]] [[LampshadeHanging start making sense?]]\\
'''Lamp:''' ''[spinning around]'' Quack, quack...\\
'''[=Super64=]:''' Maybe I spoke too soon.
-->-- ''Machinima/{{Smashtasm}}''

->'''Jason:''' You're saying a lot of words right now, and I only know some of them, like "rat", and "Jason", but, I know a little wisdom I can give you.\\
'''Michael:''' I know everything that happened in your life, and it was all stupid, so I, I highly doubt that.\\
'''Jason:''' I was a member of a sixty-person dance crew in Jacksonville. We were called "Dance Dance Resolution: We Resolve to Dance". One day, Donkey Doug and I got into a fight, because [[CallBack I'd framed his girlfriend for boogie board theft.]] So he started a new dance crew called "Hashtag Doug Life" and immediately challenged us to a dance-off. He said "Meet us inside the abandoned orange juice factory at midnight." That night, as the clock struck twelve, me and my crew came together with a determination we had never shown before... and slashed all their tires. It was dope. The end. By Jason Mendoza.\\
'''Michael:''' You know, that inane story actually contains a bit of good advice. Thank you, Jason.
-->-- ''Series/TheGoodPlace''

->'''Amy''': [[ThirdPersonPerson It all comes down to this one penalty kick. Can the young woman break the glass ceiling and prove once and for all that a female can be just as good as an athlete than a male]]?
->'''Knuckles''': You know, Amy, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo. ''(Everyone stares in stunned silence)'' [[DefensiveWhat What?]] Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'', "Eggman's Anti-Gravity Ray"