->''If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking people who talk at the theater]].''
-->--'''Shepherd Derrial Book''', ''Series/{{Firefly}}''

->'''Asuka''': Besides, why were you awake so late last night?\\
'''Shinji''': I was doing image training for today's battle!\\
'''Asuka''': You're lying! You tried to kiss me while I was sleeping, didn't you?\\
'''Shinji''': Unfair! You were awake that time?\\
'''Asuka''': That's terrible! I meant that as a joke! You really did it? You kissed me?\\
'''Shinji''': No, I didn't. I stopped.\\
'''Asuka''': Lech! Molester! Pervert! Unbelievable!\\
'''Shinji''': It was your fault for sleeping in the wrong bed!\\
-- ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''

->''"Wanna know the best thing about unconscious chicks? They can't say no."''\\
{{Beat}}\\
''"What?'' ''Oh yeah, like'' '''''I'm''''' ''the only one thinking it."''
--->-- '''Duke Devlin''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->"Flip you to see who does her first."
->"Dude, you're sick. She's, like, unconscious!"
->"She is ''totally'' hot."
-->exchange from the ''LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'' Season 5 episode "Mother"

->'''Shinji''': (After actually doing it this time) I'm so fucked up.\\
-- ''EndOfEvangelion''

->"Well, ain't you the little slice of cutie pie they said you were. "Jane Doe," huh? Well, we don't know shit about you, huh? Well, I'm from Huntsville, Texas. My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck, ha-ha-ha... "
-->--''Film/KillBill''

->'''Sam:''' "She transformed [into a werewolf]-"
->'''Dean:''' [thinking] "Saw this coming."
->'''Sam:''' "-during sex."
->'''Dean:''' "WHAT?!"
->'''Sam:''' "I didn't stop. I just kept going. It was a mistake. You should see my dick."
->'''Dean:''' "Why didn't she transform earlier?"
->'''Sam:''' "Maybe she's gotta be asleep to turn."
->'''Dean:''' [{{Beat}}] "So... she was asleep during...?"
->'''Sam:''' "Er..."
->'''Dean:''' "You know what, you don't have to explain."
-->--''WebVideo/SupernaturalTheAnimationAbridged'', episode four

-> EDWARD IS LIKE 'THAT'S IT!!! I AM GOING TO HER HOUSE TO WATCH HER SLEEP!!!'
-> Oh god, you know Emmett gave him so much shit for that
-> the watching her sleep thing
-> emmett would be like SUUUUUURE OKAY "SLEEP"
-> THAT ISNT CREEPY
-> OR STALKERY
-> YOU ENJOY THAT, PERVERT
-> ARE YOU FUCKING THIS GIRL WHILE SHE'S SLEEPING?
-> EDWARD THAT ISNT COOL
-> THAT'S RAPE, DUDE
-> BECAUSE THAT IS WRONG EDWARD
-> YOU ARE A GOOD LOOKING CAT
-> LIKE I KNOW YOURE A VIRGIN AND SHIT
-> YOU CAN GET SOME
-> BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW: THERE ARE RULES
-> YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS
-->-- '''[[TheTwilightSaga Emmett]]''', ''GrowingUpCullen''

->'''Buffy:''' Spike, the only chance you had with me was when I was unconscious.
->''(Spike registers his disappointment. [[WhyDidntIThinkOfThat Why hadn't he thought of that?]])''
-->-- Script for "Crush", '''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'''
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