->'''Marius''': He looks like...a girl.
->'''James''': ''You'' look like a girl.
->'''Marius''': Wha?! No, YOU look like a girl!
->'''iddy pop''': Your mom looks like a girl. Ooo.
-->--''Webcomic/MyLifeInBlue''

->'''Hazuki''': I think you're the prettiest girl I've ever seen.
->'''Hideyoshi''': I would thank you, except that I'm actually a guy.
-->--''LightNovel/BakaAndTestSummonTheBeasts''

->''"It's a man...I think."''
-->-- '''Tack Jefferson''', ''[[LightNovel/{{Baccano}} The Slash]]''

->''"I just make a policy not to make friends with girls who are as adorable as I am. I donít need anyone else drawing attention away from me! So stay away from me, got it? Is that all sinking in?"''
-->-- '''Serra''', to the (Male) ''Lucius'' ''Franchise/FireEmblem: [[VideoGame/FireEmblemElibe Blazing Sword]]''.

->''"SEE?! I'm a GUY! Really! That's not a secret or anything!"''
-->-- '''Husky''', who is proving to '''Nana''' he's a boy [[spoiler:by stripping]]. ''Manga/PlusAnima'' Chapter 13: Husky's Melancholy

->''"Now I won't be confused by your she-male looks anymore"''
-->-- '''[[Series/{{Glee}} Sue Sylvester]]''' after cutting off a [[strike: girl's]] boy's hair in the hallway.

->"''I remember the first time I heard about Music/JustinBieber; one of my friends showed me a picture and said "hey, what do you think of Music/JustinBieber?" and I'm like "woah, she's hot!" He was like, "uh, it's a boy" and I was like "oh... well she's STILL hot!" [[RefugeInAudacity And that's how I became a registered sex offender!]]''"
-->- ''WebVideo/TheAmazingAtheist''

->'''[[WhiteHairBlackHeart Kuja]]''': Can I hel-... Oh. Hi, dad.
->'''[[AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents Garland]]''': "Oh, hi dad?" Now is that any way to greet your father, young lady? I thought I taught you some manners, growing up. Sheesh, you do all these things, for your children and...
->(Garland grumbles)
->'''Kuja''': I told you a million times, dad. I am NOT a GIRL.
->'''Garland''': Now, now, honey, it's okay to be confused. You're still in a very precious time growing up, so I won't pressure you to choose an identity right away, but you have to understand tha...
->(Garland waves hello to everyone there)
->'''Garland''' Oh, heya kiddos! Are you my little Kuja's friends? Well, isn't that just dandy! She's finally going out and socializing! I'm so proud of you, dear!
-> (Garland laughs heartily and slaps Kuja on the shoulder)
-->-- '''Garland''' entering the Desert Palace and seeing his [[strike:son]]daughter in Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars

->Oh, he's so pretty. If he was a girl, I'd be all over him!
-->-- '''Michael Trinity''' about Tieria Erde, ''Anime/MobileSuitGundam 00''

->''"Urushibara Ruka. Delicate as an orchid, fair as a cheery blossom, the personification of feminine grace. And a dude. Tall as a willow, slender as a reed... a dude. Radiant in shine vestments. Dude. The sun dips low in a rosy sky, cicadas buzz... Ruka... is a dude."''
-->-- ''VisualNovel/SteinsGate''

->'''Ashley Beedle''': One of them looks like a girl!
->'''Dave Clarke''': Glad you said that instead of me.
->'''Ashley Beedle''': I was thinking, "is it shaggable?" before I realized it was a bloke.
-->--''Jockey Slut'', December/January 1996, refering to [[Music/DaftPunk Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo]].

->You know I'm in love with this chick
->Because it seems we really click
->There's no room for doubt
-> I think I'll ask her out
->Wait... did you say she has a dick?
-->-- ''[[http://www.fmylife.com/love/245607?utm_source=fmylife&utm_medium=illustrated&utm_campaign=245607 fmylife.com comment]]''

->'''Agent:''' So you're Firo. Just like the picture. I see what he was sayin' now, seein' you in person.
->'''Firo:''' ...Would you mind tellin' me what he said, and who said it?
->'''Agent:''' "Got a face like a little girl," 's what Detective Noah told us.
-->-- ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}} 1935B - Dr. Feelgreed''

->''That blonde chick's a dude? Aw, man!''
-->-- Vox Pop on the world's first all-male figure skating pair, ''Film/BladesOfGlory''
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