->''That lady has a really deep voice.''
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''' during a crossover appearance on ''WebVideo/{{Unskippable}}--VideoGame/StarOceanTheLastHope''

->"So never judge a book by its cover
->Or who you gonna love by your lover
->Love put me wise to her love in disguise
->She had the body of a Venus
->Lord, imagine my surprise

->Dude looks like a lady
->Dude looks like a lady
->Dude looks like a lady
->Dude looks like a lady"
-->-- Music/{{Aerosmith}}, singing the TropeNamer

->''"No, I didnít screw up and accidentally upload an outtake from Creator/LindsayLohanís blasphemous Creator/MarilynMonroe photo shoot for ''New York Magazine.'' Creator/JohnMalkovich looks a zillion times fresher than [=LiLo=] and he has more sexiness in his freshly painted exquisite Sharpie brow than she will ever have. Somewhere up in heaven, Marilyn Monroe knocked on Bert Sternís door and asked him if they can do over her last sitting because she canít let John Malkovich show her up like this....If youíre asking yourself, [[BrainBleach FOR WHY?!!!!]] The answer is, because if thereís one thing this world is thirsty for, itís more John Malkovich! And yes, someone will [[TheInternetIsForPorn find a way to fap to that picture]] above and I donít judge them at all."''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/09/23/open-post-hosted-by-iconic-photographs-recreated-with-john-malkovich-as-the-subject/ DListed]]''''', "Iconic Photographs Recreated With John Malkovich As The Subject"

->'''Marius''': He looks like...a girl.\\
'''James''': ''You'' look like a girl.\\
'''Marius''': Wha?! No, YOU look like a girl!\\
'''iddy pop''': Your mom looks like a girl. Ooo.

->''"It's a man...I think."''
-->-- '''Tack Jefferson''', ''[[LightNovel/{{Baccano}} The Slash]]''

->''"I just make a policy not to make friends with girls who are as adorable as I am. I donít need anyone else drawing attention away from me! So stay away from me, got it? Is that all sinking in?"''
-->-- '''Serra''', to the (Male) ''Lucius'' ''VideoGame/FireEmblem: [[VideoGame/FireEmblemElibe Blazing Sword]]''.

->''"SEE?! I'm a GUY! Really! That's not a secret or anything!"''
-->-- '''Husky''', who is proving to '''Nana''' he's a boy [[spoiler:by stripping]]. ''Manga/PlusAnima'' Chapter 13: Husky's Melancholy

->''"Now I won't be confused by your she-male looks anymore"''
-->-- '''[[Series/{{Glee}} Sue Sylvester]]''' after cutting off a [[strike: girl's]] boy's hair in the hallway.

->"''I remember the first time I heard about Music/JustinBieber; one of my friends showed me a picture and said "hey, what do you think of Music/JustinBieber?" and I'm like "woah, she's hot!" He was like, "uh, it's a boy" and I was like "oh... well she's STILL hot!" [[RefugeInAudacity And that's how I became a registered sex offender!]]''"
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheAmazingAtheist''

->'''[[WhiteHairBlackHeart Kuja]]''': Can I hel-... Oh. Hi, dad.\\
'''[[AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents Garland]]''': "Oh, hi dad?" Now is that any way to greet your father, young lady? I thought I taught you some manners, growing up. Sheesh, you do all these things, for your children and...\\
(Garland grumbles)\\
'''Kuja''': I told you a million times, dad. I am NOT a GIRL.\\
'''Garland''': Now, now, honey, it's okay to be confused. You're still in a very precious time growing up, so I won't pressure you to choose an identity right away, but you have to understand tha...\\
(Garland waves hello to everyone there)\\
'''Garland''' Oh, heya kiddos! Are you my little Kuja's friends? Well, isn't that just dandy! She's finally going out and socializing! I'm so proud of you, dear!\\
(Garland laughs heartily and slaps Kuja on the shoulder)
-->-- '''Garland''' entering the Desert Palace and seeing his [[strike:son]]daughter in Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars

->Oh, he's so pretty. If he was a girl, I'd be all over him!
-->-- '''Michael Trinity''' about '''Tieria Erde''', ''Anime/MobileSuitGundam00''

->''"Urushibara Ruka. Delicate as an orchid, fair as a cherry blossom, the personification of feminine grace. And a dude. Tall as a willow, slender as a reed... a dude. Radiant in shine vestments. Dude. The sun dips low in a rosy sky, cicadas buzz... Ruka... is a dude."''
-->-- ''VisualNovel/SteinsGate''

->'''Ashley Beedle''': One of them looks like a girl!\\
'''Dave Clarke''': Glad you said that instead of me.\\
'''Ashley Beedle''': I was thinking, "is it shaggable?" before I realized it was a bloke.
-->--''Jockey Slut'', December/January 1996, refering to [[Music/DaftPunk Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo]].

->You know I'm in love with this chick\\
Because it seems we really click\\
There's no room for doubt\\
I think I'll ask her out\\
Wait... did you say she has a dick?
-->-- ''[[http://www.fmylife.com/love/245607?utm_source=fmylife&utm_medium=illustrated&utm_campaign=245607 fmylife.com comment]]''

->'''Agent:''' So you're Firo. Just like the picture. I see what he was sayin' now, seein' you in person.\\
'''Firo:''' ...Would you mind tellin' me what he said, and who said it?\\
'''Agent:''' "Got a face like a little girl," 's what Detective Noah told us.
-->-- ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}} 1935B - Dr. Feelgreed''

->''That blonde chick's a dude? Aw, man!''
-->-- Vox Pop on the world's first all-male figure skating pair, ''Film/BladesOfGlory''

-> >Draw a girl
-> >Call it a boy
-->-- Stock phrase Website/FourChan users say whenever an especially effeminate-looking [[{{Bishounen}} boy]] shows up

->'''Black:''' You guys do realize that I'm a dude, right?\\
'''Ingo:''' Not by Deutsch standards.
-->-- ''Webcomic/BlackAdventures''