-> '''Ranger:''' Behold! For as a ranger, I possess the rare and enviable Dual-Wield! (''pulls out a second bow'') Have you a sense of the sudden and violent brevity of your future?\\
'''Sarda:''' That's... This is what you're going with? Dual-wield.\\
'''Ranger:''' Moreover! As a ranger/ranger, I can dual-wield my dual-wield! (''pulls out two more bows'')\\
'''Sarda:''' [[FlatWhat What]].\\
'''Ranger:''' Behold! The mythical art of quad-wielding and its dodecarrow storm!\\
'''Sarda:''' How are you holding those?\\
'''Ranger:''' It's not easy. Really hurts the neck.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->'''Lord Lefford:''' I saw that great hairy one today, the one who insisted that he must have two battle-axes, the heavy black steel ones with twin crescent blades.\\
'''Tyrion:''' Shagga likes to kill with either hand.\\
'''Lord Lefford:''' He still had that wood-axe of his strapped to his back.\\
'''Tyrion:''' Shagga is of the opinion that three axes are even better than two.
-->-- ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''

->''"Drizzt's most endearing characteristic is that he ponces around using two scimitars -- and is still alive. (...) Historically, the various tradeoffs among Damage, Defense, Agility, Cost and Convenience have been resolved in favor of using ''one'' weapon at a time."''
-->-- The ''VideoGame/UnlimitedAdventures'' [[http://frua.rosedragon.org/uanls.htm Newsletter]], on a ''TabletopGame/ForgottenRealms'' character.

->''"If I were to pick up this cowering-plate, I would have to put down my second sword," a Scotsman thinks. "And surely that is madness."''
-->-- The ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' blog, on a Scotsman's thoughts on shields.

->''"Oh come on, is that even legal?"''
-->-- '''Sam Flynn''' (upon seeing [[{{BrainwashedAndCrazy}} Rinzler]] spitting his disc into two), ''Film/TronLegacy''