->''Was too drunk to sit up straight yesterday, so no turn from me this week...''
-->--'''Siquo'''

->''We will save the fort by killing them before wrex can cause their demise.''
->''..I fail to see the problem in that''
-->--'''Scruffy'''

->''-This fort löooks like it was made sobre.''
-->--'''Scruffy'''

->''Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!''

->''Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.''
-->--'''Wrex'''

->''In the name of the Armok, the Carp, and the Fluffy Wambler, for your liver I pray. Be one with the mug, my son.''
-->--'''Kamin''', on Runh's announcement of his turn.

->''dwarves respect teir anscestors right? god reaosn to have 'em right int he dining room''
-->-- '''Bobnova'''

->''nooomn thw ducks have come to tak e ou wealth''
-->-- '''rcmgames'''

->''FOR FLORY!!!''
-->-- '''Ruhn'''

->''there is a ghost and i would sdo somethign a bout it if I could find what to do about it but it's a bit like being quite drunk and staring at a bunch of error job cancel messages opping up, whic h is odd, because that's exactluy what it is''
-->-- '''lawastooshort'''

->''Also also, the humies are leaving. What, you don't like plump helmets and misasma? Fuck you, humies.''
-->-- '''random_dragon'''

->''OH GOD CTHULU FUCK FUCKLUCF YOU TRIOE{ SNOW TUNRK VUTCGHN FUJCKDE not enough bOOZE WE ALL DEAD MNA GAMEN OVE+GRE MAN GAME OVER oh wait swallouvw men kilt it. k. SO muck deah wtf happenedf GAH LMAFGMA PUMPOING DA FUQ EDVIU:EYRWHSTG LAVA LAVA LAVA LAVFA FUQ FUQ FUCK RUN FOR THE FICKIGN HILLS TUN TUN RUNJ NOTHERUFKCERS THAKE A DRIIIINKK LAVA RAINING FROM SKYE MONKEY STEEL ARITFCT SANKIS THE BEERDLESS WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED US TGHI SI BOATMAUNDARD! THNE ELEPHANTS ARE ALL BURNINHG''
-->--'''Wrex'''

->''25 -->--'''Ruhn''', being completely incomprehensible

->''12:32 OH SHIT [=EVErhiNT=] INS ONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11''
-->--'''A_S00'''

->''Welcome to fucking Drunk fortress, where everything is on fire.''
-->--'''Wrex'''

->''Oh my god, guys, I'm looking at this sober, and....this is sad. So sad. There are items EVERYWHERE. I apparently decided "fuck that" to the main drunken fort and have everyone in a tiny two-level affair down in the very bottom of the southwest corner. There are labors assigned apparently at random. We have a grand total of 8 dwarves, of which only 5 are actually working since two are on break and the third, my dorf, is in some sort of stasis in a bed where almost every body part is red/yellow and I'm labeled as "heavy bleeding" and "cannot breathe" in the health screen but I've been that way for two seasons now.''
->''Also apparently Geen ripped off the magma crab's wings before he died. I was unaware magma crabs even had wings.''
-->--'''Clover Magic'''

->''WHAT IS HAPPENING.''
-->--'''Clover Magic'''

->''Making new entrance because fuck magama crabs''
-->--'''Clover Magic'''

->''This fort is glorious, hilarious, and gloriously hilarious. It also bleeds booze, and undulates spasmodically.''
-->--'''Mr Space Cat'''