->"''[[RussianReversal Bridge on the captain!]]''"
-->-- '''Creator/WilliamShatner''', after filming his death scene in ''Film/StarTrekGenerations''
->"''What kind of end is this?''"
-->-- '''Yeesha''', on [[spoiler:Kadish's]] suicide note in ''[[{{Myst}} Uru]]''

->''It's a story of sacrifice and betrayal. And of good people dying in '''stupid, pointless ways.'''''
-->-- '''Fisitron''', ''[[ComicBook/TransformersLastStandOfTheWreckers Transformers: The Last Stand Of The Wreckers]]''

->''"I was going through my script and realized I never wrote an exit from this scene for [[spoiler: No Face]]. So I let [[spoiler: Mara]] at him, and he is now dead. Kinda anti-climactic for him. Oh well. Not everything can be epic."''
-->-- '''Megan Gedris''', in the author's commentary of YuMeDream.

!!!On works
->''"Grandma got run over by a... plot contrivance."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', ''The Christmas Shoes''

->''"Harvey's poor fragile brain can't possibly comprehend the concept of more than one coin being in the air at one time, and so his legs forget how to work, and [[DisneyVillainDeath he falls to his watery grave]] faster than you can say 'anticlimax'."''
-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth's''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/batman_forever_1995.aspx?page=14 recap]] of ''Film/BatmanForever''

->'''Chris:''' ClintHoward is dead in a refrigerator with an apple stuffed in his mouth.\\
'''Matt:''' No ''[[TallPoppySyndrome actors]]'' you like will survive!
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-barb-wire-1996-part-two/ on]] ''Film/BarbWire''

->'''Shatner:''' Maybe if we try an ending where I, you know, ''live''--\\
'''Stewart:''' Nice try, Bill. Now get under that stupid bridge!

->''"Scientists have determined that if you watch ''[[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan The Wrath of Khan]]'' and this back-to-back -- the weighty theme of death culminating in Spock's death versus the vacuous nature of Kirk's here -- that you are [[MoodWhiplash in serious danger of getting the bends]] and should seek out the nearest decompression chamber."''
-->-- '''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''Star Trek: Generations''

->''"Creator/BradDourif is too good at these sorts of roles and casting him as a psychotic Betazoid is a stroke of genius. His shifty behaviour does make him a character it is genuinely uncomfortable to watch and being a Betazoid he also knows how to [[HannibalLecture crawl under the skin of people emotionally]]. He’s a great character and so naturally this was exactly the sort that the Braga/Taylor team wanted killed off as soon as they took over because [[ViewersAreMorons God help it if this show was actually interesting]]. Had he remained on board I am sure that he would have been both a useful ally and a frightening time bomb of a killer."''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2012/03/voyager-seasn-two.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Meld"

->''"How did the Sixth Doctor die? Earlier incarnations died in heroic, meaningful ways, often saving companions in the process. Here, it looks like he just [[DeathByFallingOver hit his head]] on the control panel. Was death by paper cut too expensive to film?"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou Nash]]''', on the death of [[Series/DoctorWho the Sixth Doctor]]

->''As if it weren’t bad enough to have'' [David] ''Arquette as a [[StuntCasting fluke champion]], {{WCW}} actually continued the storyline, and Arquette began to [[{{Kayfabe}} defend the title]] against legitimate contenders, even going so far as to pin Tank Abbott. If you listened closely in this match, you could actually [[NeverLiveItDown hear the toilet flush on Tank’s career.]]"''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/david-arquette-2000-gooker-award-winner/ "David Arquette: 2000 Gooker Award"]]

->''"Don't get me wrong, the ''Stargate'' series was great, focusing on various groups using the titular devices to travel and explore different worlds. But for all the series went into wormhole theory, their grasp of medical science left a bit to be desired...the straw on this particular camel came in Season 3 of ''Series/StargateAtlantis'' with the untimely and utterly surprising death of Dr. Beckett via...[[ARareSentence exploding tumor.]]\\\
Yes, friends, an exploding tumor, big enough to take out an entire floor of Atlantis. The episode is mid-season, it is a framed episode (almost always a sure sign that it is written by a hack, since it stretches 5 minutes of story into 40 by just denying the viewer [[HowWeGotHere a basic bit of knowledge]]) and came out of nowhere. Basically, SGA was already planning on a [[{{Retool}} major recast]] come Season 4 and didn't want to completely alienate everybody by changing things all at once...despite his exceptionally stupid demise Dr. Beckett did eventually get cloned and returned for a few cameos throughout season 5, proving -- as if Optimus Prime's continuing resurrections weren't enough -- that the one thing stronger than even death is [[FirstLawOfResurrection Fan Demand.]]"''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-7660-10-most-implausible-unpleasant-infuriating-ways-sci-fi-shows-kill-off-main-characters/ "10 Most Implausible, Unpleasant, And Infuriating Ways Sci-fi Shows Kill Off Main Characters"]]

->''"Jonathan Kent died for a cheap hack's plot device... I'm so infuriated I want to be like [[Series/TheColbertReport Stephen Colbert.]] I want to pull out the '[[RuinedFOREVER dead to me]]' board and put ''Smallville'' on it, replacing 'Men with beards'."''
-->--'''[[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep12 Neal Bailey]]''' on ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Reckoning")

->''"As much as I dig the character, it's hard to think back fondly on the arrival of the villain who 'kills' Superman in the comics (i.e. [[TheDeathOfSuperman Doomsday]]) but who is dispatched with nary a whimper here before our boy even becomes [[{{Superman}} our boy]]...makes me [[SuckinessIsPainful spit blood]] to this day, just thinking about it. Worst season, easily."''
-->--'''Marc Pritchard''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville-finale3 on]] ''Smallville'' Season 8

->''"There’s the most impressively expedient character death ever as Nana Visitor’s character is blown up in a [[ExternalCombustion thoroughly contrived car bomb]] once her exposition is resolved."''
-->--'''Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2014/07/outside-government-end-of-road.html on]] ''Series/TorchwoodMiracleDay'' ("End of the Road")

->''"Wolverine goes all Creator/FrankMiller noble samurai on us and has bunch of internal monologue about honor that, well, reads like Creator/JephLoeb wrote it. Then he goes out, finds Sabretooth in the forest, and lops Sabretooth’s head off...Sabretooth is okay with this, probably realizing [[VillainDecay how fucking ridiculous he looks]] and how long he’ll need to be off-camera before anyone’s going to take him seriously again. Of all the guys on this list, Sabretooth is probably the most likely to come back, but don’t expect it to happen for at least five or ten years. [[WolverinePublicity Wolverine’s got so much shit going on these days]] he doesn’t really need an arch-nemesis."''
-->--'''''Topless Robot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/09/the_10_people_who_have_stayed_dead_in_superhero_co.php "The 10 People Who Have Stayed Dead in Comics"]]