-> '''[[CowboyCop John]]''': Just once I'd like to have a normal work day... a little filing, some coffee and donuts. No guns, no bombs, no hassle!
-->-- ''VideoGame/DieHardVendetta''


->'''Guard''': Damn, you guys got here fast! There a doughnut shop on campus or something?\\
'''Jonathan''': I'm ''not a cop''. I need you to help me find the archives...
-->-- ''VideoGame/JonathanKaneTheProtector''

->''"I'm gonna get us something from all four food groups: hamburgers, french fries, coffee and doughnuts."''
-->-- '''Ridzik''', ''Film/RedHeat''

->"According to this report you've eaten over 64,000 donuts in the first five episodes alone!"
-->-- ''Series/{{Bargearse}}'', "Where's My Bloody Donuts?"

->"Creep into the donut stop. Sneak in, tiptoe past the cop!"
-->-- '''"[[Music/{{Voltaire}} BRAINS!]]"''', ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy''

->'''[[ActionGirl Shaw]]:''' If we get into trouble, just lay suppressive fire across that arc.\\
'''Fusco:''' You know I'm a cop, right?\\
'''Shaw:''' If we were eating doughnuts and shooting cardboard cutouts, you'd be in charge.
-->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "return 0"

->'''Chief:''' All in favor of more doughnuts in the break room, say "aye".
->''Officers give a resounding chorus of "aye".''
->'''Janitor:''' Nay.
->'''Chief:''' Shut up, Janitor! You don't count!
-->-- ''[[VideoGame/HenryStickminSeries Escaping the Prison]]'', Henry overhears a police meeting

->''"What do you think we do all day? You think we just sit around eating donuts with our thumbs planted firmly up our asses?"''
-->--'''George Stacy''', ''Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan''

->'''Sonic:''' You're the only one I could think of, Donut Lord.\\
'''Tom:''' What's with that "Donut Lord"?\\
'''Sonic:''' Because you talk to donuts, and eat them if they get out of line.\\
'''Tom:''' Again, fair point.
-->--''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020''

->''"So many cops, you'd think they givin' away donuts."''
-->--'''Albrecht''', ''Film/TheCrow1994''

->'''Roger''': Cops already? What, are we next door to a freakin' Krispy Kreme?
->'''Stan''': You're thinking about donuts now?
->'''Roger''': No, I'm just saying the cops got here fast.
->'''Stan''': What the hell do fast cops have to do with a Krispy Kreme?
->'''Roger''': [[DontExplainTheJoke Because cops love donuts!]]
->'''Stan''': You're not making any sense!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''
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