-> '''Questions can only be answered Y/N.'''
-> Q. Have you stopped beating your wife?

->''"I've been noticing bruises on your skin\\
Have you been [[CutHimselfShaving walking into furniture]] again?"''
-->-- FionnRegan, ''Catacombs''

->''"Don’t worry, I’m sure both {{Music/Madonna}} and Robin Wright also like to pretend they were never married to Creator/SeanPenn. And I’m sure if you asked them, they’d use the same excuse. ''“Yeah, it doesn’t count because I wasn’t properly informed that I was marrying a talking sphincter.”''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/29/twice-married-sean-penn-says-charlize-theron-would-be-his-first-marriage/ DListed]]''''', "Twice-Married Sean Penn Says Creator/CharlizeTheron Would Be His “[[{{Unperson}} First Marriage]]"

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