->''Anyway, dogs make good pets because they are very loyal. (NOTE: When I say "loyal," I mean "stupid." I once wrote a column in which I said dogs are stupid, and I got a lot of nasty mail from people who insisted, often with misspelled words, that dogs are intelligent. Perhaps from their point of view dogs are intelligent, but I don't want to get into that here. I'll just stick with "loyal.")''
-->-- '''DaveBarry''', ''The Problem with Pets''

->''Is this the dumbest dog in America? People screaming and dying all around him and he's standing there like he wants to be burned alive.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', on Boomer in ''Film/IndependenceDay''.

->''My name is Runt, but my master calls me Stupid. What a nice guy!''
-->-- '''Runt''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}''

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