-> '''PHB''': I hired a man hater to be your supervisor.
-> '''Dilbert''': Why?
-> '''PHB''': Frankly, I am kinda turned on by angry women in pantsuits.
-->-- ''{{ComicStrip/Dilbert}}''

->"Hey! Is it true that you've been seeing a man?! You can't, you can't, it's out of the question! You don't know what men are really like! They're dirty, disgusting, and self-centered! Not to mention irresponsible, perverted, violent and shameless! if they seem the slightiest bit kind, then it's just a front...! Anyway, you can't go out with a man! You can't... go out with a man... You'll just get hurt..."
-->-- Mariko Shinobu, ''{{Oniisama E}}'' manga

->"Oh please, don't be naive. Men are pigs."
-->-- Ileen, ''BachelorParty''

->'''Takeshi''': Why do you hate men so much?!
->'''Mariko''': They're selfish, dirty, and the cruelest creatures on Earth.
->'''Takeshi''': But how can you say ''all'' men are like that?
->'''Mariko''': How can you say they are '''not'''?
->'''Takeshi''': I at least know that ''I'' am not like that!
->'''Mariko''': It's true! Men are all talk but no deed!
->'''Takeshi''': [falls off his chair] Henmi!
-->-- Mariko Shinobu and Takeshi Ichinomiya, ''{{Oniisama E}}'' anime.

->"I'm not a lesbian! I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian!"
-->-- [[SeinFeld Elaine Benes]]

->"How many times have I told you? Men are utensils. You use them, wash them, and throw them in a drawer until you need them again!"
-->-- [[Series/{{Charmed}} Penny "Grams" Halliwell]], with her grandson-in-law and [[spoiler:second grandson]] within earshot.
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