->'''(While trying to rescue Jean, Bob gets captured too)'''\\
'''JEAN:''' Congratulations. You've just struck a major blow for sexual equality.\\
'''BOB:''' Oh. Good?
-->-- ''Missing Links'', ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob'''

->''"Oh, my, this is a twist on our story! It's the brave, little princess coming to the rescue... I guess that makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?"''
-->-- '''Narissa''', ''Film/{{Enchanted}}''

->''"I have faith. You'll save me as I did you."''
-->-- '''PrinceCharming''' to Snow White, ''Series/OnceUponATime''

->''Well, this is embarrassing. I never thought of myself as a damsel in distress.''
-->-- '''Anders''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

->''You've gotta stop saving my rump like this! It's starting to get embarrassing.''
-->-- '''Shining Armor''', to his sister Twilight Sparkle, ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "The Crystal Empire, Part 2"

->''How quaint! The girls have come to rescue their boyfriends.''
-->-- '''Starscream''', ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformers''

->''But from here on out, things will be simple. Get in, get Feron, get out...and kill anyone who tries to stop us.''
-->-- '''Liara''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->"Great! Now he's been kidnapped by a schoolgirl!"
-->-- '''[[ActionGirlfriend Revy]]''', ''Manga/BlackLagoon''