->''"An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience."''
-->-- '''{{ComicStrip/Dilbert}}'''

->''"The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job."''
-->-- '''{{ComicStrip/Dilbert}}'''

->'''Demyx:''' [[VideoGame/KingdomHeartsChainOfMemories Everyone at C.O.]] got KO'd! [...] Whew, I really dodged a bullet there.
->'''Xigbar:''' Lucky you. Now you get to double your hours to help pick up the slack.
->'''Demyx:''' Roger that. [[LazyBum Remind me to underachieve twice as hard from now on.]]
-->--''VideoGame/KingdomHearts358DaysOver2''

->''"I'm always willing to go the extra mile to avoid doing something."''
-->-- '''Jeff Winger''', ''Series/{{Community}}''
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