-> ''"It's not gay if it's an elf."''
-->-- '''Gabe''', ''WebComic/PennyArcade''

-> ''"Grow. Up. It is a ludicrous argument to fuckin' say that [[Franchise/MassEffect Liara]] "doesn't count" because she's an alien without a gender. She looks like a woman. If another woman is attracted to her, she'' might ''have some gay tendencies. It's that simple."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/{{Jimquisition}} Jim Sterling]]''' [[DeconstructedTrope eviscerates the trope]]

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