->'''Dr. Grace Augustine''': So you just figured you'd come here, to the most hostile environment known to man, with no training of any kind, and see how it went? What was going through your head?
->'''Jake Sully''': Maybe I was sick of doctors telling me what I couldn't do.
-->--''{{Film/Avatar}}''

->Well it ''sounds'' like a sheet of paper, but I guess you're referring to [[WantedPoster what's on the sheet of paper]].
-->--'''Toph''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

->'''Toph''': It [[StealthInsult looks]] just like [[TeamPet him]] to me!
->'''Sokka''': Thank you, I worked really...''[{{beat}}]''...Why do you feel the need to do that?
-->--''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' again

->'''Emmett''': (signing)...'cause I've been trained to deal with morons like you my whole life.
->'''Toby''': What did he say?
->'''Daphne''': [[TactfulTranslation He really likes your shoes]].
-->--''Series/SwitchedAtBirth''

->'''Hisao''': What are you doing? [[note]]It's obvious that Rin is lying on her back on the rooftop, but what isn't obvious is why.[[/note]]
->'''Rin''': I thought you had a heart problem, not an eye problem.
-->-- ''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo'', Rin's route.

->'''[[TheBully Boyd]]''' (referring to the handicapped athletes): Can one of these guys play baseball like me? ''No''. Can they highjump like me? ''No!'' Can they ''dunk a basketball'' like me?
->'''Pelswick''': They could ''smell'' like you, but unfortunately they showered this month.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Pelswick}}''

-> Oh, no. What if I went blind? I can't face life if I'm blind! Oh, yeah! I'll rely on my other senses! I'll rely on my sense of humor! I'll say shit like, "So what if I'm blind? At least I don't have to look at your ugly face!" ''(laughs)''
-->-- '''Mike Tyson''', ''WesternAnimation/MikeTysonMysteries''

->The name of my condition is Cartilage Hair Syndrome Hypoplasia, but you can just call me Billy.
-->--'''Creator/BillyBarty'''

->''"That's kinda a bummer about Meg. Um, but now that she's, uh, officially disabled, I do have some tips. First of all, everything she does from now on is gonna be inspiring."''
-->-- '''Zach Anner''', ''[[https://youtu.be/RNMW6b4j-EA?t=180 Buff Buddies - Weeks Three & Four]]''

->''"Believe me, the irony of being a blind art dealer isn't lost on me."''
-->--'''Jim Hudson''', ''Film/GetOut2017''

->'''[[Creator/RoseMcGowan Cherry Darling]]:''' [''after losing a leg''] Look at me! I was going to be a stand-up comedian! Who's going to laugh now?\\
'''[[Creator/FreddyRodriguez El Wray]]:''' Some of the best jokes are about cripples.
-->--''Film/PlanetTerror''
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