-> '''Gabe''': Who's this sorta oily, half naked fireman? Is he part of the family?
-> '''Grandma''': Oh, no, sweetie. You just found Grandma's man candy.
-->-- '''[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/11/27/ The Turkey Trilogy, Episode Three]]''', ''PennyArcade''

-> 'Would [[LetsPlay/SimonLane you]] like to lick my icing?'
-->-- '''Granny Bacon''', ''[[Machinima/YogscastMinecraftSeries Shadow of]] [[Machinima/ShadowOfIsraphel Israphel]]''

->Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.
-->-- '''Creator/TerryPratchett''', ''Discworld/LordsAndLadies''
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