->'''Gabe''': Who's this sorta oily, half naked fireman? Is he part of the family?
->'''Grandma''': Oh, no, sweetie. You just found Grandma's man candy.
-->-- '''[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/11/27/ The Turkey Trilogy, Episode Three]]''', ''Webcomic/PennyArcade''

->"Would you like to lick my icing?"
-->-- '''Granny Bacon''' (to LetsPlay/SimonLane), ''WebVideo/ShadowOfIsraphel''

->Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.
-->-- '''Creator/TerryPratchett''', ''Literature/LordsAndLadies''

->'''Boneclaw Mother:''' You sure? Shadebones here has this one nephew, and Hare's Ghost, if I were thirty years younger...\\
'''Shadebones:''' You're blind. You can't even see him.\\
'''Boneclaw Mother:''' ''[grinning]'' He smells adorable.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}''

->'''Grandmother Fa''': Great. She brings home a sword. If you ask me, she should've brought home a man.\\
'''Li Shang''': Excuse me. Does Fa Mulan live here?\\
'''Grandmother and Mother''': *point to garden*\\
'''Shang''': Thank you.\\
'''Grandmother''': Whoo! Sign me up for the next war.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}''
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