->''Brother, you can't go to jail\\
For what you're thinkin'\\
Or for the 'ooooh, so' look in your eye\\
You're only standing on the corner\\
Watching all the girls\\
Watching all the girls\\
Watching all the girls\\
Go by''
-->--''Theatre/TheMostHappyFella'', "Standing on the Corner"

->''Thank heaven for little girls\\
For little girls get bigger every day!\\
Thank heaven for little girls\\
They grow up in the most delightful way!''
-->--''{{Film/Gigi}}'', "Thank Heaven For Little Girls"

-> ''"Heheh! This gym is great! It's full of women!"''
-->-- Unnamed old man, VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue (Regis in Gold and Silver)

->'''[[Anime/MazingerZ Count]] [[Anime/ShinMazinger Brocken]]''': Geh-heh-heh, that one's piloted by a girl, huh?\\
'''Count Brocken''': Punishing you is gonna be SO MUCH FUN. First I'll peel off the cockpit armor, and then...\\
'''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundamSeedDestiny Lunamaria]]''': Enemy of womankind!\\
'''[[Characters/SuperRobotWarsZ Marguerite Pistail]]''': Lewd men such as you deserve little mercy!\\
'''[[Anime/DancougarNova Aoi]]''': You're the one who's gonna be punished!\\
'''[[Anime/GenesisOfAquarion Sylvia]]''': Prepare yourself, Count Pervert!\\
'''[[Anime/CodeGeass Kallen]]''': I'm gonna play soccer with your head!\\
'''[[Anime/OvermanKingGainer Sara]]''': No, no, I'm going to turn it upside down and use it as a flowerpot!\\
'''[[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Yoko]]''': I could use it for target practice...\\
'''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundamWing Noin]]''': No, I'll feed it to my dog.\\
'''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundam00 Sumeragi]]''': I hereby authorize all of you to carry out those actions.\\
'''Count Brocken''': Wha-WHAT?! I haven't even done anything yet!
-->--Scenario 47, ''VideoGame/{{Super Robot Wars Z}}2: Saisei-Hen''

->'''Fred''': Now, she's got T.B.\\
'''Lamont''': What?\\
'''Fred''': Terrific Body.\\
'''Lamont''': You're a dirty old man, you know that?\\
'''Fred''': And I'm gonna be one till I'm a ''dead'' old man.
-->--Sanford And Son, A Matter of Life and Breath

->'''Grandpa''': Nice of you to come visit, Téa! I see your breasts have gotten a lot bigger.\\
'''Tea''': Please don't talk about those...\\
'''Grandpa''': WHAT, YOUR BOOBS?\\
'''Tea''': Yes, those.\\
'''Grandpa''': So you don't want me to talk about your gazongas.\\
'''Tea''': No, I don't.\\
'''Grandpa''': Okay, so just to be clear, I'm definitely not going to bring up your double whammies. Your melons are off the table. Hooters are a no-go area. [[PigLatin Ixnay on the eavage-clay]]!\\
'''Tea''': Are you done?\\
'''Grandpa''': Yes. So, how was school?\\
'''Tea''': It was fi--\\
'''Grandpa''': TITTIES!

->A group of 40/50-something men hoot and lech over a pair of women who’re peeling off their shirts, revealing bikini tops underneath.\\\
''“Get ‘em out, then,”'' cry the men — [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer which is a direct quote]] — like literal Creator/BennyHill characters. They look tremendously pleased with themselves, and very comfortable in their booze-worn skins, as they leer their way down the prom. They’re also among the most grotesque caricatures I’ve ever seen, on the cartoonish level of a red-faced butcher chasing after a dog who’s got a string of sausages in its mouth.
-->--'''[[https://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2014/12/30/the-beach-diaries-2014-3-in-an-occasional-series/ Stuart Millard]]''', ''The Beach Diaries''

->Gene looked about ready to burst out laughing during his rendition of the national anthem; maybe he was thinking of showing his “[[ICallHimMisterHappy rocket’s red glare]]” to Wrestling/WendiRichter. Or Leilani Kai. Or [[Wrestling/TheFabulousMoolah Fabulous Moolah]], for that matter. Anyone who’s seen ''Legends’ House'' knows that Mean Gene isn’t picky.
-->--'''''Website/{{WrestleCrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/america-the-beautiful/ "From Sea to Shining Crap"]]

->Wrestling/RicFlair is backstage looking like some freeze-dried beef jerky and telling [[Wrestling/ChristyHemme Christy [Hemme]]] all about how every woman wants to be with him and Wrestling/JayLethal had better watch out. For the flying semen, conceivably. At some point during his rant, Christy has to visibly retrain herself from [[{{Corpsing}} bursting out laughing]], possibly from the absurdity of an old man in Music/EltonJohn’s world talking about how he’s going to rock your world all night long, but more probably because part of Flair’s grandiose and amazing idea of a threat here is to threaten to beat Lethal so bad that he’ll go back to his mother and beg to breast feed with her.
-->--'''''[[http://cewshreviews.blogspot.com/2010/07/tna-victory-road-2010.html Cewsh Reviews]]''''' on {{Wrestling/TNA}} ''Victory Road 2010''

->If it was up to Ben Stein, he’d be the host of ''Win Ben Stein’s Peeny'', because he is a proud horny motherfucker who is like a teenager on Viagra and still gets ''“mad crushes”'' on beautiful ladies.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/07/22/the-time-ben-stein-begged-a-pregnant-ex-call-girl-and-performance-artist-for-naked-pictures/ Michael K.]]'''

->Terrible to see my dear friend—the great [[Creator/BillCosby BILL COSBY]]—have his name dragged through the mud this year. Funny? YOU BET! A rapist? HARDLY! Oh, wait … now, wait a second here. I’m just remembering. 1962. The Ferret Club. [[Creator/JackNicholson Irish]] and I, sitting in the booth, drinking champers and having a couple of starlets (it was Ann-Margaret and Leann-Margaret!) feed us shrimp eggs. Well, into the club comes the Cos, who proceeds to sit down at our booth and tell a FABULOUS story about an overweight kid named Albert who used to sit on the other children. Would have made a great TV show, if TV was my business (TV is grade school, baby)\\\
Well, we all finish up our shrimp eggs and snort some aspirin and it’s off to Woodland! Next thing I know, I wake up on the floor of my shower. I have sweater yarn in my teeth! And Nicholson is in the tub with four popsicle sticks up his ass! All this time, we figured it was the girls that slipped us the mickeys! I’LL BE DAMNED! I don’t know how I’ll break this to Nicholson. He’s been huge on popsicle sticks up his ass every since! This changes things considerably!
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/fuck-the-fade-route-1660807016 "Robert Evans"]]''', ''Roberts Evan's MVP Watch!''