->'''[[Anime/MazingerZ Count]] [[Anime/ShinMazinger Brocken]]''': Geh-heh-heh, that one's piloted by a girl, huh?\\
'''Count Brocken''': Punishing you is gonna be SO MUCH FUN. First I'll peel off the cockpit armor, and then...\\
'''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundamSeedDestiny Lunamaria]]''': Enemy of womankind!\\
'''[[Characters/SuperRobotWarsZ Marguerite]]''': Lewd men such as you deserve little mercy!\\
'''[[Anime/DancougarNova Aoi]]''': You're the one who's gonna be punished!\\
'''[[Anime/GenesisOfAquarion Sylvia]]''': Prepare yourself, Count Pervert!\\
'''[[Anime/CodeGeass Kallen]]''': I'm gonna play soccer with your head!\\
'''[[OvermanKingGainer Sara]]''': No, no, I'm going to turn it upside down and use it as a flowerpot!\\
'''[[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Yoko]]''': I could use it for target practice...\\
'''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundamWing Noin]]''': No, I'll feed it to my dog.\\
'''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundam00 Sumeragi]]''': I hereby authorize all of you to carry out those actions.\\
'''Count Brocken''': Wha-WHAT?! I haven't even done anything yet!
-->--Scenario 47, ''VideoGame/{{Super Robot Wars Z}}2: Saisei-Hen''

->'''Fred''': Now, she's got T.B.
->'''Lamont''': What?
->'''Fred''': Terrific Body.
->'''Lamont''': You're a dirty old man, you know that?
->'''Fred''': And I'm gonna be one till I'm a ''dead'' old man
-->--Sanford And Son, A Matter of Life and Breath

->'''Grandpa''': Nice of you to come visit, Téa! I see your breasts have gotten a lot bigger.\\
'''Tea''': Please don't talk about those...\\
'''Grandpa''': WHAT, YOUR BOOBS?\\
'''Tea''': Yes, those.\\
'''Grandpa''': So you don't want me to talk about your gazongas.\\
'''Tea''': No, I don't.\\
'''Grandpa''': Okay, so just to be clear, I'm definitely not going to bring up your double whammies. Your melons are off the table. Hooters are a no-go area. [[PigLatin Ixnay on the eavage-clay]]!\\
'''Tea''': Are you done?\\
'''Grandpa''': Yes. So, how was school?\\
'''Tea''': It was fi--\\
'''Grandpa''': TITTIES!
-->''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->''"By the time [[HillaryClinton Hillary]] takes over, Stein writes, momentarily undistracted by his penis, this country will be in shambles for his darling daughter, the one female character in the essay that Ben Stein doesn't talk about wanting to fuck.\\\
A regular Charles Mehkowski, that Ben Stein. "''
-->--'''''[[http://jezebel.com/ben-stein-writes-truly-bizarre-essay-on-being-a-creepy-1599361600 Jezebel]]''''', "Ben Stein Writes Truly Bizarre Essay On Being A [[DirtyOldMan Creepy Old Man]]"

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