->'''Will''': I should be allowed to feel good about myself!
->'''Terri''': Who are we kidding, Will? This marriage works because you don't feel good about yourself!
-->-- ''Series/{{Glee}}''

->''You chucked me out like I was trash,\\
For that you should be dead--\\
But, but, but,\\
Then it hit me like a flash,\\
What if high school went away instead?\\
Those assholes are the key\\
They're keeping you away from me\\
They made you blind, messed up your mind\\
But I can set you free!''
-->-- '''JD''', ''Theatre/{{Heathers}}'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD7x_7tUFNI Meant To Be Yours]]"

->''Have I ever told you my theory that ''Literature/WutheringHeights'' is not romance but actually horror, about [[TheMasochismTango two emotional sadomasochists]] who lay waste to everyone around them, using them as pawns in their own personal war of attrition?''
-->-- '''Creator/CleolindaJones''', ''[[http://cleolinda.livejournal.com/603861.html Twilight II: Vampiric Boogaloo]]''

->''"God, you’re like my own noose. I like it."''
-->-- The DarkFic ''[[http://grima.co.vu/post/69513102691/12-8-13-6-49-38-pm-au-where-he-finds errare humanum est]]''

->''"[[http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=709 I love you the way a knife loves a heart]], the way a bomb loves a crowd- the way your mother warned you about, essentially."''
-->-- ''Webcomic/ASofterWorld''

->''There will be no kisses tonight\\
There will be no holding hands tonight\\
Cause what is now wasn't there before\\
And should not be.''
-->-- "And I Remember Every Kiss", by '''Music/JensLekman'''

->''And if you lie down with wolves, you learn to howl\\
You got me brainwashed\\
You got me so lost\\
You got me fucked up like you...''
-->-- "Wolves" by '''Dreamers'''

->'''Shaw:''' Root, no offense... you're hot. You're good with a gun. Those are two qualities I greatly admire. But you and me together would be like a four alarm fire in an oil refinery.
->'''Root:''' Sounds cozy.
-->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "If-Then-Else"

->And I don't want to fight this war\\
Bullets coming off our lips\\
But we stick to our guns and we love like battleships.
-->-- "Battleships" by '''Music/{{Daughtry}}'''

->''You will never define me\\
Fuck that, I don't need that\\
You will never complete me\\
Fuck that, I don't need that\\
You will never control me\\
Fuck that, I don't need that\\
You will never break me down...''
-->-- "Stronger" by '''Music/{{Emphatic}}'''

->''And flowers might wilt when we walk past\\
And self-help might help when it makes us laugh\\
Only finding questions in answers\\
You and I are just walking disasters''
-->-- "Walking Disasters" by '''Music/TheWombats'''

->''Yikes. They are'' really ''bad for each other.''
-->-- '''Garnet''', describing [[TheDogBitesBack Lapis]] and [[BloodKnight Jasper's]] relationship in ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''

->'''Adam''': What do you think?
->'''Blake''': Can we be healthy?
->'''[[Main/TheDon Big Daddy Bane]]''': Hell no! Y'all fucked up. But. Y'all too fucked up for anyone else. You're going to be the couple that people whisper about at parties. "Does he hit her? Is she cheating on him?" But y'all gonna to stay together, cause no one else can handle your crazy asses.
->'''Blake''': So...we can make it work?
->'''Bane''' Define work.
->'''Blake''': We can tolerate each other till we have an explosive, possibly violent, fight, then amazing make up sex.
->'''Bane''': Yeah, that's about y'alls speed.
-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12986165/1/A-Monster-s-Marriage A Monster's Marriage]]''

->'''Padmé:''' I have told you why I'm doing this and still you refuse to accept it. You could have ''killed him'', [[CrazyJealousGuy Anakin]].
->'''Anakin:''' I know.
->'''Padmé:''' This marriage is not a marriage, Anakin, if there isn't any trust. We said at the beginning this could be a terrible mistake.
->'''Anakin:''' What exactly are you saying?
->'''Padmé:''' That other people who are married have everything that we don't, everything that we won't! [[SecretRelationship We live in secret]], Anakin. Like it or not, our relationship is built on lies and deception. No relationship can survive that.
->'''Anakin:''' I know I went too far, i-it's just...it's just something inside me snapped.
->'''Padmé:''' I don't know who's in there sometimes. I just know I'm not happy anymore. I don't feel safe.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'', "[[Recap/StarWarsTheCloneWarsS6E6TheRiseOfClovis The Rise of Clovis]]"

->"If you hate coming home so much," said Chester, "why don't you just break up with her?"
->He'd tried once. [[BurningWithAnger There were still scorch marks on the ceiling, and he'd had to buy a new television after she'd melted the old one]]. She hadn't hurt him. She never would, though she could've killed him easily enough. In her own way, she loved him, and he cared for her too. They just weren't a good couple.
-->--''Literature/{{Monster}}''

->''"Our love is a forest fire, and we are the little things that live in the trees."''
-->-- ''Webcomic/ASofterWorld'', "[[https://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=876 876]]"

->''"Jimmy, I have had the time of my life with you. But we are bad for everyone around us. Other people suffer because of us. Apart, we're okay, but... together? We're poison."''
-->-- '''Kim Wexler''', ''Series/BetterCallSaul'', "[[Recap/BetterCallSaulS6E9FunAndGames Fun and Games]]"

->'''Ryan North''': I saw those cartoons. The two of you will never convince me that Elmer Fudd wasn't a good man. There is a kindness in him. He even loves Bugs Bunny.\\
'''Chip Zdarsky''': Ryan... love isn't the same thing as kindness.
-->-- [[https://twitter.com/jasonlatour/status/922124413520183296/photo/2 Porky Pig vs. Ryan North: A True Enough Story]]

->''Dionne, and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they’ve seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie just too many times.''
-->-- '''Cher Horowitz''', ''Film/{{Clueless}}'' (1995)
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