->'''Mr. Owl''': So, where do you want to look first? Mount Ruin, or Mount Marmalade?\\
'''Steve''': Which one is which?\\
'''Mr. Owl''': Mount Ruin is the huge, evil looking one.\\
'''Steve''': [[LampshadeHanging Wouldn't it be funny, though, if their names were switched?]]\\
'''Mr. Owl''': Yes. I imagine that would be pretty amusing.
-->-- ''Webcomic/DaisyOwl''

->'''Valkyrie:''' From the moment we got here they've been talking about feeding the beast, how the beast must be fed, all that kind of stuff.\\
'''Myosotis:''' And the beast ''must'' be fed. Otherwise it'd go hungry. But they're not scared of it. They love it. Look at it - it's adorable.
-->-- ''[[Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant Myosotis Terra]]''

->'''Craig''': He's called Alfie.\\
'''Baby Alfie''': [''gurgles'']\\
'''The Doctor''': Yes, he likes that, "Alfie". Though personally, he prefers to be called "'''Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All'''".
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Closing Time"