->''"2X2L calling CQ. 2X2L calling CQ. 2X2L calling CQ. New York. Isn't there anyone on the air? Is there anyone on the air?\\
Is there... anyone?"''
->''"We open on the studios at Gotham Cityís Channel 5 News, and right away, we see that whoever does casting for this station has made a pretty crucial error. There are two anchors, and they both have bird-themed names. Seriously, youíre already tempting fate by calling it the Early Bird News; having further avian themes involved in your production is basically asking to be stabbed by an umbrella. I realize that itís easy for me to say this as an outside observer, but if youíre a famous person in Gotham City, youíre going to want to have the most generic name possible, and you especially want to avoid anything having to do with birds, clowns, playing cards, cats, Egypt, eggs, the number two, days of the week, books or writing of any sort, any kind of plant, any kind of animal, music or words. Just a heads up."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/bizarro-back-issues-brave-and-the-bold-191-mishkin-cohn-aparo-dc/ on]] ''Batman: The Brave and the Bold'' #191