->"''I mean, threatening innocents to get the Good Guy to cave? I might as well grow a mustache and twirl the end while I'm at it.''"
-->-- '''Redcloak''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->'''Crichton:''' Haven't you read the Super Villain's Handbook? This is where you're supposed to twirl your moustache and gloat!\\
'''Maldis:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I don't have a moustache]], John.
-->-- ''Series/{{Farscape}}''

->''"The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, [[LiesToChildren uh, we always defeat them and save the day.]]"''
-->-- '''Giles''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' ("Lie to Me")

->''"As is fairly typical of ''Franchise/ResidentEvil'', the plot manages to be both ridiculously convoluted and childishly predictable, because the bloke that turns out to be behind it all can be isolated as the guy who delivers every line like he's criticizing the blowjobs of a nun whose orphanage he's already decided to foreclose on regardless."''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'', ''VideoGame/ResidentEvilRevelations''

->''Fieschi ended up with severe injuries from the explosion, which prevented him from fleeing the scene while twirling his mustache and muttering "Blast!"''
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/article_18758_the-5-most-ridiculous-assassination-plots-ever-attempted.html The 5 Most Ridiculous Assassination Plots Ever Attempted]]''

->''"In 2002, four little girls lost both their parents in a car crash. [[AmoralAttorney Attorney]] [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast John Milton]] Merritt stepped in and did what any good public servant would do in that situation: He sued the shit out of those responsible for the tragic accident -- namely, a "tire manufacturer" and an "auto maker" -- secured the girls a settlement that would make CharlesDickens proud, and ... then he freaking stole it. Let's say that one more time: He stole a fortune from four little orphan girls. Then he promptly spent the blood money on his firm, presumably on avant-garde coffee mugs made out of human skulls. By 2007, two years after his first "withdrawal," the account was empty. Merritt, however, told the orphans and their grandmother that there was still "[[FalseReassurance several hundred thousand dollars]]" left before [[EvilLaugh laughing maniacally]] and making his merry way to his secret {{volcano lair}} for a comfortable retirement spent alternately wringing his hands and [[RightHandCat stroking an unamused lap cat.]]"''\\
'''Cat:''' Pet all you want; [[EvenEvilHasStandards I'm not gonna cosign on that orphan shit]], John.
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20965_the-5-most-blatantly-corrupt-lawyers-in-history.html "The 5 Most Blatantly Corrupt Lawyers in History"]]

->''Seeing his loan going to waste, Slade starts literally ripping books apart. The story being told here is that the leather that binds the books is worth more than the books themselves. I prefer to think that Slade is a Nazi. Remember that scene in ''{{Indiana Jones}} and the Last Crusade'' where they throw books on the fire in Munich? Imagine how much better than would have been with [[WTHCastingAgency Fonzie in old man makeup.]]''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' on ''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-an-american-christmas-carol-featuring-the-pimp-of-christmas-future/ An American Christmas Carol]]''
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