->''Barbara, my love was named.\\
And her fair hair, a mane untamed.\\
Until one evening, I'm ashamed.\\
I got a little... ''[[ArcWords naughty]]''.\\
The look upon my young love's face\\
Was sweet as lace. But in this case\\
I realized she... needed space.\\
I never more was naughty.''\\
Well... maybe not ''never''.
-->-- '''[[MemeticMutation Freaky Fred]]''', ''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog''

->''Oh dear! I've never shaved him this close before!''
-->--'''Smee''' (mistakenly believing he's decapitated Captain Hook), Disney's WesternAnimation/PeterPan

->'''Wontkins''': Gimme a close shave!\\
'''Wilkins''': Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?\\
'''Wontkins''': Never.\\
'''Wilkins''': My friend, this is gonna be the closest shave you've ''ever'' had!
-->-- Advertising/WilkinsCoffee

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