->''Some balls are held for charity''
->''And some for fancy dress''
->''But when they're held for pleasure''
->''They're the balls that I like best''
-->-- '''Music/{{ACDC}}''', "Big Balls"

->''Even adults, I fancy, would not find an evening party very endurable without the attraction of sex and the attraction of alcohol; and how a small boy who can neither flirt nor drink should be expected to enjoy prancing about on a polished floor till the small hours of the morning is beyond my conception.''
-->-- '''Creator/CSLewis''', ''Surprised By Joy''

->''"High class, too. Wouldn't let [[LondonGangster me]] in there.... Of course, you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple."''
-->-- '''Badger''', ''Series/{{Firefly}}''

->By the end of the night, according to the count [[GenkiGirl Nora]] could be heard shouting, four new couples had formed and there'd been six breakups that would make the next several weeks awkward.
-->-- The ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' fic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10755628/1/Dance Dance]]''

->''"Why have a ballroom with no balls?"''
-->--'''Princess Anna''', ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013''

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