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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
->'''Vivio''': I'm sorry! Did I offend you in some way...?\\
'''Einhart''': You did not.\\
'''Vivio''': Then, um...! Was I... too weak for you?\\
'''Einhart''': No. You did better than well... for someone who treats the arts as a mere hobby.\\
''(Vivio is speechless for a moment, with a hurt expression on her face)''
-->-- ''Manga/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaVivid'', after Einhart [[CurbStompBattle easily defeats]] Vivio in a spar.

->'''Tsukioka''': When I asked the teacher what your strong point is, senpai, she went silent for five minutes. Then she said that your strong point is that you [[{{Determinator}} never skip practice.]]\\
'''Ochiai''': [[LampshadeHanging I'm not happy to hear that at all... Don't I have any other strong points]]?
-->-- ''Manga/TheUselessSenpaiAndTheTalentedKouhai''
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[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
->'''Grimsby''': Silence! Silence! It is now my honour and privilege to present our esteemed Prince Eric with a very special, very expensive, very large birthday present.\\
'''Eric''': Heh! Grimsby! You old beanpole, you shouldn't have.\\
'''Grimsby''': I know. Happy birthday, Eric.\\
(''Sailor removes the tarp revealing a huge, extremely gaudy statue of Eric. Eric raises his eyebrow. Max snarls at the statue in complete disapproval'')\\
'''Eric''': Uh, gee, Grim. It's uh...it's...it's really something.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
->''The whole game works off a [[RandomlyGeneratedLevels randomizer]]. All these zones, the phone pieces, everything--they're all hidden in a different place every time you play. Some fans have spoken out in defense of this game, saying that it's different every time you play. Kinda like how every time '''[[SoWasX I TAKE A SHIT]]''', it's always "different"!''
-->--''[[Film/AngryVideoGameNerdTheMovie Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie]]'' on ''VideoGame/ETTheExtraTerrestrial''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]
->''[Piggie has just played her trumpet, with Gerald cringing through her entire performance]''\\
'''Piggie:''' So?! What do you think of my trumpet?\\
'''Gerald:''' Um... your trumpet is, uh... Your trumpet is LOUD.\\
'''Piggie:''' And...?\\
'''Gerald:''' Your trumpet is shiny.\\
'''Piggie:''' ''And...?''\\
'''Gerald:''' You, uh, hold your trumpet very well.
-->-- ''Literature/ElephantAndPiggie'', "Listen to My Trumpet!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
->'''Barney:''' So, Marshall, how your job going?\\
'''Marshall:''' My chair...is reasonably comfortable...short periods of time.\\
'''Lily:''' Marshall has decided to say only positive things about being back in [[SoulCrushingDeskJob corporate law.]]\\
'''Robin:''' So you hate it?\\
'''Marshall:''' Much of what I do does not make me cry. [...] Today, when my boss threw his egg salad sandwich at my face, some of it got into my mouth. And it was tasty.
-->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "Last Forever"

->'''Bernard Woolley:''' Well that won't wash; Jameson's pretty tough.\\
'''Sir Humphrey Appleby:''' Then we'll say he's too tough. That's the fourth stage; you name all his bad points by defending and excusing them. You know, "oh, it probably doesn't matter that he was a conscientious objector; I'm sure nobody's really questioned his patriotism". Or "I think the criticisms of him for bankrupting his last company weren't entirely fair".
-->--''Series/YesMinister'', "A Conflict of Interest"

->'''Wendy:''' Well, David, I am looking for a partner, someone who believes in my store.\\
'''David:''' Well, I can say with complete certainty that I see ''literally'' nothing but potential in your store.
-->-- ''Series/SchittsCreek'', "Bob's Bagels"

->''"Then, the man of the hour stepped up to the podium and gave a speech that historians will describe as having occurred."''
-->-- '''Creator/StephenColbert''' on newly-elected House Speaker Mike Johnson, ''Series/TheLateShowWithStephenColbert'' (October 25, 2023)
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[[folder:Newspapers]]
->''The movie has one merit: If you have unruly children, it may put them to sleep.''
-->-- '''Leonard Maltin''' on ''Film/DoctorDolittle'' (1967)

->''The best that can be said about ''Film/{{Ishtar}}'' is that Creator/WarrenBeatty and Creator/DustinHoffman, two of the most intelligent actors of their generation, [[BackhandedCompliment play dumb so successfully]] that on the basis of this film there's no evidence for why they've made it in the movies.''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert'''

->''No one can accuse ''[[Film/{{Garfield}} Garfield: The Movie]]'' of infidelity to its source: It faithfully conveys the banality of Jim Davis's cartoon.''
-->-- '''Ben Kenigsberg'''

->''Indeed, this 122 minute documentary only makes a few boilerplate points: U.S. military bases “encircle” China, [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama]] has spent more on nuclear weapons than any other president, and U.S. military officials tend to speak in a gung-ho fashion about war. Here, I agree with Pilger. The United States has built bases that surround China, the outgoing administration is spending more on nuclear weapons than predecessors, and military officials aren’t the most softly-spoken people in front of cameras. But that doesn’t mean the United States is containing China or encircling it or, worse, threatening it.''
-->-- '''David Hutt''', [[https://thediplomat.com/2016/12/the-trouble-with-john-pilgers-the-coming-war-on-china/ "The Trouble With John Pilger's 'The Coming War on China'"]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Theatre]]
->''Kurt Kelly. Quarterback. He is the smartest guy on the football team. Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.''
-->-- '''Veronica Sawyer,''' ''Theatre/{{Heathers}}''

->'''Petruchio:''' Pray, have you not a daughter called Katherina, fair and virtuous?\\
'''Baptista:''' I have a daughter, sir, called Katherina.
-->-- ''Theatre/TheTamingOfTheShrew''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]

->'''Kabbu:''' This bug's fashion sense is impeccable.\\
'''Vi:''' What about me?\\
'''Leif:''' You're doing just fine.\\
'''Vi:''' Oi, just say I look good.
-->-- ''VideoGame/BugFables''

->(Teddie, Yosuke, and the protagonist have just tasted an omelette cooked by [[LethalChef Chie]] that was deemed to simply taste awful)\\
'''Yosuke''': Well, um... It's a huge improvement over the curry...\\
'''Chie''': [[SarcasmMode Yeah, thanks for the consolation... I feel soooo much better...]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/Persona4''

->'''Pearl:''' Marina, tell the good people about Inkblot Art Academy.
->'''Marina:''' Well, Inkblot is uh...um... It's a place that exists.
-->-- ''VideoGame/Splatoon2''[[note]]They later admit that they can't say anything bad about Inkblot Art Academy because [[MoneyDearBoy it's one of their sponsors.]][[/note]]

->'''Constance:''' The working transforms leather boots into licorice! The old, serviceable shape with a new, sweeter taste.
->'''Yuri:''' Uh...huh. That's certainly... something. I'm sure you'll ravage the economy with this one.
-->-- ''VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses''

->'''Warden:''' [Jowan] was quite helpful, though he had little choice.
->'''Arl Eamon:''' [[LampshadeHanging Damning him with faint praise,]] are we?
-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Visual Novels]]

->''"To be honest, I can't think of you as a truly innocent and good person. You have done enough evil to drive a woman to suicide. But... at least on the charge of murder, it would appear you are innocent."''
-->--'''The Judge''' to '''[[spoiler:Matt Engarde]]''', ''[[Franchise/AceAttorney Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All]]''[[labelnote:Spoilers]]It turn out that he isn't even innocent of the murder, since Phoenix manages to force him into confessing if he makes the right choice[[/labelnote]]

->'''Susato''': Mr. Sholmes is equally complimentary about you, Inspector, isn't he? You've earnt his highest praise! 'Gregson is the pick of a bad lot of all the Scotland Yarders!' Those were his own words!\\
'''Ryunosuke''': ...[[LampshadeHanging That's his highest praise]]?
-->-- ''VisualNovel/TheGreatAceAttorney''

->''She was not kind, but she was not deliberately vicious, most of the time.''
-->-- '''Sara Crewe''', on Miss Minchin, ''VisualNovel/ALittleLilyPrincess''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Animation]]
->''Is it fair to expect more from [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames a movie tie-in?]] Maybe not. But whereas [[Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan the last movie game]] deserved second-degree burns edging on third, it was 24-karat gold compared to ''this'' one.\\\
''({{beat}})''\\\
Well, silver.\\\
''(beat)''\\\
Well, copper. Copper's still good! You can wire stuff up with it! Like ''Amazing Spider-Man 2''[='s=] [[ElectricTorture nipples!]]''
-->-- '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''' on ''Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2: The Game''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Comics]]
->''My dearest Winter, my time at Beacon is going well thus far. Unfortunately, I was not selected to be team leader. But worry not! Our team has a capable leader at the helm. She's... '''interesting'''. She's also...a person.''
-->'''Weiss''' describing '''Ruby''', ''Webcomic/DumbRWBY'' (later adapted into a ''WebAnimation/RWBYChibi'' skit)
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
->''6-10. But such a '''COMPETITIVE''' 6-10! When Jeff Fisher is your coach, you’re in all 10 of your annual losses. Feels pretty good to be a tough out! Everyone who beats the Rams walks off the field being like, ''“Boy, it wasn’t easy beating them for the ninth year in row!”'' So you’ll always have that to hang your hat on...Winning games is WAY too much to ask for in St. Louis. All you can really do is isolate small moments like this and celebrate them as if they were the birth of a new child.''
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-st-louis-rams-1721321024 Drew Magary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2015!: St. Louis Rams"

->''Have to admit, a hero with [[TooDumbToLive a lack of any sense of direction]] is a character I’ve never seen in wrestling. Or any other form of entertainment ever, come to think of it. That’s probably because it’s a terrible idea. Never let it be said that such things ever really stopped {{Wrestling/WCW}} from charging headfirst into unchartered territory.''
-->--''Website/{{Wrestlecrap}}'', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-sid-gets-lost-he-has-half-the-sense-of-direction-you-do/ "Sid Vicious, Lost in Louisiana"]]

->''I'm a Bills fan living in Seattle. Whenever people out here find out I'm a Bills fan they either treat me A) like my dog just got ran over by a car or B) in the event the Bills actually win a game, like I just won gold at the special olympics.''
-->--'''Deadspin''', [[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-buffalo-bills-1628452314 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Buffalo Bills"]]

->''First things first: of course it's better than ''Results May Vary.'' How could it not be? But let's not get ahead of ourselves -- ''[[Music/MariahCarey Charmbracelet]]'' is better than ''Film/{{Glitter}}, Generation Swine'' is better than that pseudo-industrial Music/MotleyCrue album without Vince Neil, but that doesn't mean you'd want to listen to any of them.''
-->-- '''[[http://www.allmusic.com/album/the-unquestionable-truth-pt-1-mw0000212364 Allmusic]],''' on Music/LimpBizkit's ''The Unquestionable Truth, Pt. 1''

->''Describing this as the 'best' of the abysmal animated '''Franchise/{{Madagascar}}''' trilogy is like indicating a slight preference for being [[SadisticChoice locked in a sweatbox instead of waterboarded]]: Either way, you feel enormous gratitude when it’s over.''
-->--'''[[http://nypost.com/p/entertainment/movies/maddening_madagascar_Xbcsz1RvtMz3kqfkELFjVN Lou Lumenick]]''', on ''WesternAnimation/Madagascar3EuropesMostWanted''.

->''''Film/TankGirl'' is a wonderful soundtrack.''
-->-- '''[[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-tank-girl-1995-part-two/ Matt Wilson]]''' on ''Film/TankGirl''

->''Is it any good? Well, it’s not as bad as ''{{Film/Quintet}}''!''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''', [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/25/popeye-1980-robert-altman/ on]] Creator/RobertAltman's ''Film/{{Popeye}}''

->''Well, let me see. Creator/UmaThurman [[BestKnownForTheFanservice nice eyes]]... No, there’s that thing where [[FanDisservice she keeps them open during kisses]], so that’s out. Arnold... no. Clooney... no, that’s a bust too, even though he’s not that bad. Chris O’Don—What the hell am I doing? Look, [[NoAnimalsWereHarmed no animals were harmed during the making of this movie!]]'' There!''
-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''', ''Film/BatmanAndRobin'' pros and cons (leaning heavily on the cons)

->'''David''': ChekhovsGun was properly placed on the mantelpiece. The resolutions to the first two Superman movies come [[AssPull straight out of thin air]], so to see this movie actually try to not have Superman pull a deus ex machina out of his ass is really nice.\\
'''Matt''': And those lingering shots of the chemical at the beginning weren’t for nothing!\\
'''David''': ''Superman III'': being praised for doing the bare minimum in narrative construction.
-->-- Chris Sims, Matt Wilson, and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-superman-iii-1983-part-two/ on]] ''Film/SupermanIII''

->''''Legend'' isn't just [[VideoGameMoviesSuck a poor sequel]], it's an attempt to rewrite history. The plan was clearly for it to suck so badly it would become a black hole, travel back in time and make [[Film/StreetFighter Van Damme's movie]] look brilliant by comparison, and that would have worked.''
-->-- ''{{Website/Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18605_7-baffling-moments-from-worst-video-game-movie-ever.html#ixzz33YKAqg4F on]] ''Film/StreetFighterTheLegendOfChunLi''

->''In ''Creator/StevenSeagal is the Final Option'', you look exactly like Steven Seagal from ''Film/HardToKill''. Which is easily the nicest thing anyone has ever said about anything. They never finished Seagal's running animation which is a shame because I'm sure it would have involved [[MotionCapture motion capturing]] a fat woman waking up in bathtub full of snakes. ''Graphics: 10/10''''
-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-real-video-games-that-were-too-insane-to-release/#ixzz31e4aIeDm "6 Real Video Games That Were Too Insane to Release"]]

->''The first preview of ''Speed-The-Plow'' was a train wreck for some and [[Creator/LindsayLohan LiLo]], a master at [[HookersAndBlow doing lines]], didn’t know a lot of her lines. ''Speed-The-Plow''[=’=]s opening night happened last night and critics who reviewed the show say that [=LiLo=] only missed a couple of lines. It says a lot when [=LiLo=], whose job is to memorize her goddamn lines, has to be fed lines on opening night and everyone goes, 'Aw, she only missed two lines. Gold star!'''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/03/lindsay-lohans-speed-the-plow-reviews-werent-totally-awful/ Michael K.]]''', "Lindsay Lohan’s Speed-The-Plow Reviews Weren’t Awful"

->''It’s fitting that [=GallifreyBase’s=] standard for 1/10 is 'I’d rather listen to [[IncrediblyLameFun a tape of leaf-blower noise]],' as leaf-blower noise, turned to a low volume, would provide a white noise background almost as good for falling asleep as this story. But that means this story is better than the leaf-blower, so it must be a 2/10.''
-->-- '''Dr. El Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2013/07/this-continues-to-not-be-review-blog.html on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS11E3DeathToTheDaleks}} "Death to the Daleks"]]

->''Having the Doctor leave sickbay is by far the best innovation of the third season (some would say it is the return of the Borg but all that shows to me is [[FleetingDemographicRule the desperation of the writers]] on this show) – he has been cooped up in one room for so long that storytelling possibilities for his character have been a tad desperate...I hope they aren’t straining their brain cells too much there. It really worries me that somebody being able to walk out of a room could be an innovation but that’s how drab this show has become in its third year.''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/voyager-season-three.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Future's End"

->'''David:''' So, high points? Uh, yeah. I don’t think any animals were harmed during its production.\\
'''Chris''': It didn’t make any racist remarks that I remember.\\
'''David''': It [[SuckinessIsPainful did not actually kill me]]. Like, I didn’t die from watching it. That was maybe the high point.
-->-- ''[=ComicsAlliance=]'' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-20-prophecy/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Prophecy")

->''That's a fine sentence, actually. It's accurate, economical, almost elegant. And to be perfectly fair, it is not the only fine sentence in this 468-page book. There are 11 others. Well, 10 1/2. But three of those are really quite good.''
-->-- '''Slacktivist''' [[http://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2008/07/04/lb-chekhovs-gir/ on]] ''Literature/LeftBehind''

->''Some books are exquisite masterpieces, which keep engaging readers with new levels of complexity every time through. Others are sweeping epics, of a freshness and scope to capture the reader's imagination and transport the audience to a new world of wonder. This book is acceptable.''
-->--'''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Crow T. Robot]]''', [[http://keithpalmer.ca/mst3k/favourites/book-ads.txt on a book ad]]

-> ''It was a match.''
-->-- '''[[Wrestling/TheWrestlingObserverNewsletter Vince Verhei]]''' when describing a wrestling match that is neither offensive nor has any merit to it.

->''Film/{{Pirates}}'' was finally released in 1986, 12 years after [[Creator/RomanPolanski Polanski]] first started working on it. The film was almost universally hated, though it did manage to get an Academy Award nomination for Best Makeup, a distinction it shares with ''Film/BadGrandpa'', ''Film/HarryAndTheHendersons'', ''Film/TheAdventuresOfBaronMunchausen'', and ''[[Film/TheNuttyProfessor1996 The Nutty Professor]]'', which was justly nominated for Creator/EddieMurphy's dazzling fat suit (his later effort ''Film/{{Norbit}}'' went surprisingly unrecognized by the Academy, although I assume Murphy was wearing the exact same fat suit).
-->--'''Website/{{Cracked}}''', ''[[https://www.cracked.com/blog/5-famous-filmmakers-whose-dream-projects-were-disasters 5 Famous Filmakers Whose Dream Projects Were Disasters]]''

->''"David Friedman is a good libertarian to be, and more libertarians (and non-libertarians) ought to emulate David Friedman. Most libertarians are not David Friedman."''
-->--'''gloriousg999''', comment on [[https://slatestarcodex.com/2018/02/21/current-affairs-some-puzzles-for-libertarians-treated-as-writing-prompts-for-short-stories/ Slate Star Codex]]

->''"In the end, [=McCarthy=]’s speech had no real audience. It had no real long-term goal in mind. It was devoid of substance. It was filled with boilerplate lines about socialism and immigrants. It tried and failed to match [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump Trump]]’s energy. It broke a record not to drive home a point, but to own the libs — which, as the vote tally indicates, it did not. Otherwise, it was perfect."''
-->--'''Hayes Brown''', [[https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/in-one-epic-speech-kevin-mccarthy-perfectly-summed-up-the-gop/ar-AAQY31O?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531 "In One Epic Speech, Kevin McCarthy Perfectly Summed Up the GOP"]], MSNBC News

->''"I get a kick out of the obligatory back-of-the-cover quote, which is a splendid bit of Video Box Idiocy™. The quote from Janet Maslin’s review for the New York Times is funny as hell. Evidently, the best quote they could find was 'Creator/ChristopherReeve [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously is still giving this character his all]].' With the money and creative input he was given, I certainly hope so!"''
-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''s "Recap Supplement" for ''Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace''

->''"I’ve tasted Guacola and I can confirm that, technically, it is edible. Although sometimes you have to chew it. But I’m sure Guacola has lots of other great uses, like mortaring in a brick wall or clogging a drain that runs too smoothly."''
-->-- '''Ronaldo Fryman''', ''Blog/KeepBeachCityWeird''

->Morbius truly has to be one of the films released in 2022 so far.\\
\\
Jared Leto did a job playing Morbius and the action was in the film. The film has storytelling and the CGI was animated. The side characters were along with morbius and the villain was a bad guy. The jokes were sentences. This film really is one of the films of all time, if not the last decade.
-->-- Website/IMDb user zrothkov's (now deleted) review of ''[[Film/Morbius2022 Morbius]]'' [[Film/Morbius2022 (2022)]]

->''"Well, let's make this clear from the start, 'Film/{{Madame Web|2024}}' is not worse than 'Film/{{Morbius|2022}}', which is not saying much, but at least is something."''
-->-- '''Pedro J. García''', review of ''Madame Web'' for [[https://www.ecartelera.com/noticias/critica-madame-web-dakota-johnson-sony-marvel-76148/ eCartelera]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Video]]
->''For the record, when the nicest thing ''Jane Bennet'' has to say about you is "tall", you have personality problems.''
-->--'''Lizzie''' (on '''Darcy'''), ''WebVideo/TheLizzieBennetDiaries''

->''If I'm going with a genuine positive? The fact that [[VisibleBoomMic the boom mic showed up a few times]] means that they thought to use a boom mic.''
-->--''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst'' on ''Lethal Ninja'' (1992)

->''Ironically the most major positives about this film are the things that are ''not'' in the film:\\\
1) Han Solo was not ruined. Now, ''Chewbacca'' was ruined for being pointlessly shoehorned into this movie, but Chewbacca was no Han Solo.\\\
2) No ''Millenium Falcon''... Thankfully, nowhere in this film do we see the ''Millenium Falcon'' flyin' around doin' somethin' stupid with, like, it's original owner. No, the ''Millenium Falcon'' is safe and secure. It wasn't [[DarthWiki/RuinedFOREVER raped]].\\\
3) Almost no Jar-Jar Binks. After three films [[Creator/GeorgeLucas Lucas]] finally got it. We only see this loathesome cunt for a brief moment or two.\\\
4) No kids. [[Film/ThePhantomMenace The first film]] obviously had a kid; a kid that made you want to sterilize the human race. It also had more kids that fucking talked, too. [[Film/AttackOfTheClones The second film]] had even ''more'' kids that talked! Finally, the only kid in this film that talks dies. Yah, all o' 'em die. These are positive changes.''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Harry S. Plinkett]]''' (unaware that the ''Millennium Falcon'' [[TemptingFate does appear]] in ''Revenge of the Sith'') on the prequel saga

->''So the first level's under the subway, at the River of Slime. And that's right. Wow. The game actually has ''levels'' with a simple goal to get to the end without dying. And ''that's'' what I'm fuckin' talking about! Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} should be nothing more complicated than just running around, zapping ghosts! So it's a huge, HUGE improvement over the first game! ({{beat}}) But that's not saying much! It still sucks monkey fuck and pukes diarrhea up your fuckin' asshole! And that's interesting, because the ''movie Ghostbusters II'' [[ToughActToFollow is definitely inferior to the first one]], so I guess the formula works like this: a good movie equals a shitty fucking game, but a not-so-good movie equals a game...that's not ''as'' shitty.''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Film/GhostbustersII'' for NES

->''I guess there might be somebody out there who might enjoy this game, somebody who happens to be very interested in Venezuelan buses. Yeah, if there is any game for [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative the Venezuelan bus enthusiasts]], this is it. Do you find any Venezuelan buses in ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld''? No. So you can't argue, this is the definitive Venezuelan bus game...You get these great photos of the buses and you get to look at the photos and drive the bus at the same time. You can even go backwards, you can honk the horn. What more could you want? When the digits are the same color as the background, that gives you an added challenge of trying to read the timer.\\\
''[=CrazyBus=]'' man, don't forget it. Say it. One word, not "crazy bus": It's ''[=CrazyBus=]'', and it's fucking '''crazy!''' WHOOOOA. WE'RE DRIVIN' A BUS HERE. IT'S FUCKIN '''''CRAZY.''''' OMIGOD I CAN'T TAKE IT, IT'S SO FUCKIN CRAZY. CRAZYBUS CRAZYBUS CRAZYBUS WOOOOOOOOOOOOO--''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/CrazyBus'' for Sega Genesis

->''Did you know this episode was nominated for [[EightiesHair Outstanding Hair Styling]]?''
-->-- '''{{Website/SFDebris}}''', [[Series/StarTrekTheNextgeneration TNG]]: "Haven"

->''Hearts [[HeartsAreHealth actually refill your health]]. (Man, [[LampshadeHanging I'm really reaching to find positives here]].)''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheHappyVideoGameNerd''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y65_Z291CY4 on]] ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaTheAdventure''

->''I am the strongest of the [[LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys Guys]]! '''''I RUN AWAY THE MOST!'''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''', ''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys''

->''I don't usually take this long to take about the gameplay, but the bloated, cancerous mass of the story's atrocity overshadows everything else. The gameplay's infinitely stronger in that it's merely bad.''
-->-- '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''', ''VideoGame/MetroidOtherM''

->''"I'd rather watch [[Series/CowboyBebop2021 live-action]] ''Anime/CowboyBebop'' than security camera footage of my car being stolen... So, that's saying something."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Critikal}}''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK-PiKwV2E4 "Netflix Cowboy Bebop Is Bad"]]

->''You know it's bad when the principal promotional poster for your game needs a glowing press quote to establish excellence, and the closest thing to positive is a bought out [=GameFaillers=].com quote that roughly amounts to 'shit's pretty yo'.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheRageaholic''', ''VideoGame/TheOrder1886''

-> ''They led several [[UsefulNotes/TheCrusades Crusades]]. Some of them almost didn't fail.''
-->-- ''WebVideo/HistoryOfTheEntireWorldIGuess''

->If Creator/StevenSeagal is too apt a thespian pupil for your peerless action tastes, if Creator/ChuckNorris and his action jeans are infinitely too animated, if [[Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme Van Damme's]] suspiciously well-waxed ass crack leaves you blinded by Belgian butthole, Razörforce...there can be but one remedy: '''boldly''' lacking Jean-Claude's crack, all but '''inert''' next to Norris, and Seagal never fear - this fucker couldn't upstage '''a fucking coffee machine''' - 1965 International Middleweight Karate Champion Tonny Tulleners! (Don't bother remembering that name, folks. He never makes another fucking film).
-->--''WebVideo/TheRageaholic'''s [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSjEPIyumV8 intro to his video on]] ''SCORPION (1986)''

->''"Born in New York City, wife is very pretty."''
-->'''Music/BobRivers''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUQfCBdWOh4 King Trump]]

->''"At least this opening act does not involve playing cards, eating pizza or hot oil wrestling. It's sad that '''that''' has become my standard."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' on ''Film/AxEm''

->''Say what you will about ''Film/FunInBalloonLand'' or ''Ms. Velma'', but...they moved...err, sometimes. Yes, it has gotten to the point on this show where we can say, "Hey, at least those other movies had ''motion''!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''', on ''Santa's Christmas Elf (named Calvin)''

->''There is not one redeeming aspect of this movie, unless you want to go as granular as, "[[SimpletonVoice DA CAMERA WAZ IN FOCUZ. YOU CAN SEE WHAT WAZ HAPPENIN'.]]"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/IHateEverything''', on ''Film/NotCool''

->''*Sniff* *Sniff* Huh? Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here. Oh, if it isn't the Catholic Church. And what's this? [[PaedophilePriest No little Timmy glued to your crotch?]] Progress!''
-->-- '''Alucard''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''

->''[[SarcasmMode Now that's the kind of man I hope my future daughter ends up marrying]]. You can tell he's the kind of lad to pick up [[ThisIsYourIndexOnDrugs the pipe]] ''after'' he's provided for his family financially.''
-->--Youtuber '''Modest Pelican''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFgImh2soEQ Well it finally happened ...]]''

->''This manga has fantastic artwork. If you would like to know 'was there anything else remotely interesting about it?', listen to my voice[[note]]Delivered in a bored monotone[[/note]]; look at this editing[[note]]Static pages over a blank white background[[/note]]. Does it sound like I found even one other compelling talking point here? Exactly.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/SuperEyepatchWolf''' on ''Neru: Way of the Martial Artist'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNptk8Q70QQ The Current State of Shonen Jump 2022]]"

->''G’day! Today we’re looking at the difficult world of law enforcement. Police officers are meant to be the best of us, but it’s a low bar, humans are shit. Therefore, even the fuzz can cockup from time to time.
-->-- '''WebVideo/OzzyManReviews''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3YOb1rXevE Ozzy Man Reviews: Cop Fails]]''

->''Give the game this, it's certainly one of the top ten games I've played this year where it culminates in going to Hoover Dam, it's not a close second but [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas the competition]] is stiff.''
-->--'''WebVideo/BumblesMcFumbles''', ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever - [[https://youtu.be/Fa_Zp8F_T94 The Unenviable March of Time]]''[[note]]which released around three months after [[https://youtu.be/pDNwoAZtFIE his video on New Vegas]][[/note]]

->''I read online that people consider Castle good in the right hands, which is another way of saying he's terrible.''
-->--'''WebVideo/KilianExperience''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEoDdglhEG0 on Castle]] in ''VideoGame/RainbowSixSiege''.

->'''Announcer''': Plus it stores practically anywhere!\\
'''WebVideo/{{Critikal}}''': Yeah, that's when you know when your goose is cooked and you're out of compliments to give a product when you say you can store it anywhere. You know what else you can store anywhere? A vacuum.
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo0jY_lRpp8 "The Worst Broom Ever"]]

->''For an extremely miniscule compliment in [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} Aperture]]'s favor, the platforms found here are grates instead of a solid surface, which does reduce the amount of water on it whenever it resurfaces, and as such provides a much safer platforming experience. I mean after all, slips and falls have been the top violations in safety for over 10 years now. But, um, maybe we could avoid this entire conversation if we ''didn't'' have death pits [full of toxic sludge] that we needed to navigate? It's just a thought.''
-->-- '''Davey Gunface''', [[https://youtu.be/EvXJuA6Q4N8 A fun video on Portals OSHA Violations that only destroyed 9 weeks of my life]]

->''So I just saw the 2020 remake of'' The Grudge '', and so far it’s the best movie of the decade. Keep in mind it’s the only film I’ve seen from this decade, so I don’t expect it to hold that spot for very long at all.''
-->--'''Adum''' of ''WebVideo/YourMovieSucksDotOrg'' on ''Film/TheGrudge2020''. He gave it a 1/10, by the way.

->''I like to call this extremely specific sort of OP protag "[[Literature/SwordArtOnline Kiritos]]", on account of how they behave and almost all look like him. But that said, ''Sword Art Online'' actually handles this better than most of its copycats. Don't get me wrong, it still jumps straight to the endgame without really earning it, but Reki Kawahara did at least have the good sense to change the endgame being played at the end of each arc to keep things from getting too stale, even if they are still very predictable. It may be painfully obvious that Kirito's [[InvincibleHero never gonna lose at anything]], but, hey, at least never losing at gunfights is moderately different from never losing at swordfights!\\
\\
...the bar for this genre's in the Marianas Trench.''
-->--'''WebVideo/MothersBasement''', "[[https://youtu.be/DEZIjPUtwzI?si=Qyh5h_pmtknOHPXr The Art of OP Anime Heroes]]"

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[[folder:Western Animation]]
->''Beatrice Horseman. Who was she? What was her deal? Well, she was a horse.... uh, she was born in 1938, she died in 2018. One time she went to a parade, and one time she smoked an entire cigarette in ''one long inhale''. I watched her do it. [[SarcasmMode Truly a remarkable woman]].''
-->-- '''[=BoJack=] Horseman''', ''WesternAnimation/BojackHorseman''

->'''Peggy Hill''': WhyWontYouDie?\\
'''Cotton Hill''': This was supposed to happen to ''you''! You're worthless. You're not even good enough to married to my Worthless, Nothing-Of-a-Loser Son!
-->--''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill''

->'''Rigby''': Come on, Mordecai, tell him how useful I am.\\
'''Mordecai''': Uhh...yeah. I mean, you're fun.\\
'''Rigby''': What? No, tell him I'm useful!\\
'''Mordecai''': Yeah, you're my friend.\\
'''Rigby''': Why aren't you saying the world 'useful'?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow''
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[[folder:Real Life]]
->''"I certify that [[GiftedlyBad William McGonagall]] has for some time been known to me. I have heard him speak, he has [[YouTalkTooMuch a strong proclivity for the elocutionary department]], a [[NoIndoorVoice strong voice]], and [[ChewbaccaDefense great enthusiasm.]]"''
-->-- '''George Gilfillan'''

->''"My mother used to say my sense of humor was my saving grace. Sadly, when I think of that now I wonder if the unspoken message here is 'I disapprove of everything else about you.'"''
-->-- '''Steve Hein''', [[https://EQI.org EQI.org]]
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