-->"Who am I? '''[[LargeHam WHO AM I?!]]''' Well, just clean out those ears, gramps, and I'll tell ya! Voted "Loosest Cannon" upon graduating the academy...holder of the entire police force's highest arrest record...[[CowboyCop wrongful or otherwise]]...and the only officer in the history of the department who's '''''ever''''' [[DestructiveSaviour caused more collateral damage than out budget could cover]]...the legendary lieutenant detective of the GDP's celebrated Vice Division, [[BadassBoast THE INCOMPARABLE SUPERCOP,]] '''[[MemeticBadass KAMINA!!]] [[CatchPhrase WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!]]'''"


-->And thus, with a bro-hug whose intensity and sincerity could only be fueled by copious amounts of liquor and a litany of long-suppressed emotional responses, it is officially ON\\
Say hello to the greatest[[note]]loose definition[[/note]] buddy cop duo in the HISTORY OF POLICE\\
Say hello\\
TO '''''DOUBLE K'''''