->''No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens''
--> --'''UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln'''

->''I can't believe you could have a heart failure just from being ''sad.'' I mean, how are you supposed to treat that?\\
(cut to {{imagine spot}})\\
HE'S CODING. GET ME A BOX OF KITTENS, STAT!''
--> '''JD''' from ''Series/{{Scrubs}}''

->''Aw, look, a cute kitten. Here's a fifty dollar savings bond.''
--> Bystander to Nermal, from ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends''

->'''Fluttershy''': I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over it! Yes he does...\\
'''Kitten''': Mew! ''*nuzzles Rainbow Dash and generally looks adorable*''\\
'''Fluttershy''': ... aww, look, he likes you!
-->--'''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''', ''May the Best Pet Win!'' [[note]]Unfortunately, Dashie is not looking for a pet who's "cute."[[/note]]

->''"I keep thinking: okay, that's the cutest thing ever, and then she does something cuter and completely resets the whole scale."''
-->-- '''Willow''' re [[FormallyNamedPet Miss Kitty Fantastico]], ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

-> ''"Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur; Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr...."''
-->-- Any handy female friend to '''Dr Sheldon Cooper''' in times when he feels distressed, in ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''
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