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->"''I will cut you [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer with my hammer]]. And Hammers don't usually cut, so try to imagine how much of a [[CruelAndUnusualDeath long and painful process this will be]]. ...And it's made of wood, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking so you'll probably get splinters.]]''"
-->--'''King Dedede''', ''[[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/428847 Smash Kingdom: Melee]]''

->''Wolf throws his head back and gives a great howl of rage, promising strange and unusual revenges.''
-->--'''SvenHassel's''' ''The Bloody Road to Death''

->''YOU! You will regret what you have done this day! I will make you regret ever being born! You're going to regret you ever left you mother's womb, where it was warm, and safe, and wet! I'm going to show you pain you never knew existed, you're going to see a whole new specturm of pain! Like a RAINBOW! But! THIS rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, [[KilledMidSentence it's]]-''
-->--'''Henchman #4''', ''WesternAnimation/KorgothOfBarbaria''

->''"Shut your pie hole, Blip! Why, twenty years ago I woulda put your head in a half nelson, twisted it around, saying each letter of the alphabet on every turn, and then when I reached the first letter of my true love's name -- that would be the lovely Elizabeth -- I would yank your head clean off and roll it down the pike like a bowling ball!"''
-->--'''[[GrumpyOldMan Leonard Ghostal]]''', ''WesternAnimation/SpaceGhostCoastToCoast''

->''"[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You...are...NOT...getting...out...of...here...this...time.]] You understand that? You UNDERSTAND that?! I'm going to [[SymbolSwearing f**king]] KILL you! I'm going to rip out your intestines and while you're still alive [[CruelAndUnusualDeath because it takes hours to die that way]] I'll shove them up your mouth and laugh as you choke on your own [[SymbolSwearing s**t]], and I'll carve my name into your corpse!"''
-->--'''[[ImAHumanitarian Venom]][[DarkActionGirl st]][[SmugSnake ri]][[CombatSadomasochist pe]]''' (to [[CainAndAbel Pulse]]), ''Roleplay/WarriorCatsRPG''

->''"I will kill you 18 different ways with this paperclip!"''
-->--'''[[BadassIsraeli Ziva David]]''', ''Series/{{NCIS}}''

->''"Now you take good care of my precious little babies, they mean the world to me. If I come back here and find one feather out of place on their little heads, I'M GONNA EAT YOU WITH THIS '''CEREAL SPOON!"'''''
-->--Vulture, ''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog''

->''"[[OrphanedPunchline ...And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs!]]"''
-->--'''[[RoboticPsychopath Roberto]]''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}, "[[GoAmongMadPeople Insane in the Mainframe]]"''

->''"I will drown you in barbecue sauce and have [[BigEater Chris]] [[ImAHumanitarian eat your body]]!"''
-->--'''Dan''', ''WesternAnimation/DanVs, "The Mechanic"''

->''"I'll tie your lips behind your head and you'll never kiss again!"''
-->--'''Kootie Pie''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfSuperMarioBros3, "The Beauty of Kootie"''

->''"Yes! Now get it out of me before kill the both of you, and turn your hides into my own personal pajamas!"''
-->--'''[[{{Superjail}} The Mistress]]''', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8803490/1/Extended-Stay Extended Stay]]'' Chapter 13

->''"Don't ever betray me...because I'll cut your pretty cock right off and wear it round me neck."''
-->--[[FieryRedhead Ygritte]], ''Series/GameOfThrones'' "The Climb"

-> ''"I'm going to find this 'Nathan Johnson'. And when I find him, I'm going to [[AndSHowItToYou rip his fucking heart out!]] Then, I'm going to eat it, and [[ToiletHumor poop it out, then turn it into coffee]]. So I can drink it. [[MustHaveCaffeine And finally get some fucking coffee.]]"''
-->--'''Commissar Steve''', ''Machinima/ADayInTheLifeOFACommissar.''

-> ''"I may actually stop at the patent office... because I'm about to invent a whole new kind of pain for you, Lelouch!"''
-->--[[SoulEater Death the Kid]], CodeMENT[=/=]NonePiece

->''"...One more word out of you and I swear I will grind off every one of those teeth with an iron file."''
-->--'''Firo Prochainezo''', ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}} 1935B - Dr. Feelgreed''
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